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#25751
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh cool, the contrarians are here. we just saw him get convicted of 34/34 counts. there were some here that said he'd skate completely. I just don't have the patience for this bullshit anymore. the tides turned today and that dude is worried as fuck. I just watched it. it's all over his face. he's done. get used to it.

It's very important to appear cynical in the face of the best news possible.  Never forget.

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#25752
4 minutes ago, austingirl said:

This is exactly where I'm at. Wish I could get excited.

 

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I want to be more excited but am in this camp too. Trump’s convictions will be meaningless if he’s elected in November. Absurd that is where R voters have devolved, but it’s clear they don’t much care what Trump does or says. Cult of personality, yo.

#25753
7 minutes ago, austingirl said:

This is exactly where I'm at. Wish I could get excited.

 

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It's only unsatisfying if you consider the alternative -- he's found not guilty on all 34 charges, then begins with his "I told you so" campaign and begins poisoning the other three cases, which are far more serious than this one, from now until the election. He will probably still do that but he'll be doing it as a convicted felon.

(And he's also down one vote as of about 30 mins ago.)

#25757
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I like her -- what channel?  I'm already tiring of Jake Tapper's 102 IQ blathering.

NBC

#25758
Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

I want to be more excited but am in this camp too. Trump’s convictions will be meaningless if he’s elected in November.

The chances of him winning in November just took a monster hit. That's kind of the big deal here, aside from just the pure fun watching it happen to him.

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#25760

😂😂😂😂😂

Trump right now:

 

#25761
3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh cool, the contrarians are here. we just saw him get convicted of 34/34 counts. there were some here that said he'd skate completely. I just don't have the patience for this bullshit anymore. the tides turned today and that dude is worried as fuck. I just watched it. it's all over his face. he's done. get used to it.

He was walking like a beaten dog.

#25763
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

The chances of him winning in November just took a monster hit. That's kind of the big deal here, aside from just the pure fun watching it happen to him.

I want to believe 

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#25764
13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

FROM THE TOP ROPE!

In the last 85 years, Donald Trump was found guilty of more counts of falsifying business documents (34) than Texas A&M was found guilty of having a consensus All-American on their team (33).#AggieFactThursday

 

34 you say?
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

Trump right now:

 

IYKYK

 

#25765
10 minutes ago, austingirl said:

This is exactly where I'm at. Wish I could get excited.

 

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I’m just her for all the memes and jimmy Kimmel tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#25766
12 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

No one already voting for Trump was changing their vote, regardless of outcome.  A subset of the small number of people currently undecided could be off-put by idea of voting for a convicted felon.  I'll gladly take that possibility.

The other options of this case would do nothing but give ammunition that it was a sham or that he's being unfairly targeted.

They believe that anyways.

I’m glad that he didn’t escape the consequences thus far.  An institution did its job, and that matters.

I won’t feel any relief about Trump until he’s dead and buried.

#25768
Just now, tx 3 putt said:


I’m just her for all the memes and jimmy Kimmel tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

That's true; the memes will be fire

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’m just her for all the memes and jimmy Kimmel tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I wish Seth Meyers wasn't on vacation this week. But Kimmel will be must-see-TV.

#25771
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

If you have a news dump, now is the time to do it.....

I bet the Red Lobster folks had wished they'd waited until tomorrow.  

#25773

Yeah, it's only to going to embolden many of his lunatic base to come back out for him.  His straight ticket voters won't even notice this.  But given the 0-34 batting average today, there may be enough people in his voting bloc today that figure "ah shit, he's a fucking asshole.  I'll for the Congressional seat in my district but that's all."  This could still go 100 different ways and I know many of y'all think every single GOP voter is a sadistic moron but if a few million just shrug their head because of this massive verdict, we'd be right pleased to help them stay home in November.  I also like that the sentencing trial happens right before the RNC convention.  I look forward to appearing even more batshit insane than usual.  

#25774

Going to say it now--today is when the bs really starts.  We'll get to see what judges are on the take, because they're going to have to make sure he wins the election.  

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#25776
7 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

He'll never be beaten in an election

He'll never actually leave office

He'll never be charged

He'll never go to trial

He'll never be convicted

etc, etc

See a pattern here?  

Let me try something:

He'll never die

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#25777
On 5/29/2024 at 1:14 PM, tokamak said:

You all damn well know it's going to be Not Guilty all the way down. Why are you doing this to yourselves?

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#25778
6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I want to be more excited but am in this camp too. Trump’s convictions will be meaningless if he’s elected in November. Absurd that is where R voters have devolved, but it’s clear they don’t much care what Trump does or says. Cult of personality, yo.

I remember when having an affair made one ineligible for office.  Now the GOP will back a convicted felon and serial adulterer who tried to overthrow the government.  And he was best buds with Jeffrey Fucking Epstein.

#25779
Just now, TexArcher said:

SNL gonna win an Emmy this weekend, lol.

Season is over and all the late night folks are off. 

#25780
Felons can’t vote but they can sure become president lol
Felons can vote once they fully discharge their sentence, at least in Texas. The statement "felons can't vote" is used to suppress voting.
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#25782
ON ALL 34 COUNTS!!!!!https://t.co/XCIkj3Hlnj

 

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#25786
Every. Damn. Charge. #TrumpGuilty

 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe a tape of him dropping the n-word?

Leaked audio of Trump campaign staff debating how to “spin” a reported tape of Trump calling a Black person the N-word: “He said it”

 

#25787

God damn Trump protecting legal system.  Trump will never have any legal consequences because of the corrupt legal system that will always let him off. 

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#25788
17 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

No one already voting for Trump was changing their vote, regardless of outcome.  A subset of the small number of people currently undecided could be off-put by idea of voting for a convicted felon.  I'll gladly take that possibility.

The other options of this case would do nothing but give ammunition that it was a sham or that he's being unfairly targeted.

All of this. It's possible that he won't lose a single vote over this. If you're still in on Trump in 2024, what's a little infidelity and business records shenanigans to you? 

BUT he won't gain a single vote because of this. Had the verdict been wishy-washy, I think you could attract those more inclined to believe that they're unfairly politically targeting Trump with bullshit charges, and the powers that be must be stopped!

#25790
2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Let me try something:

He'll never die

Fairly certain the Qanon types believe this.  He’s going to show up in Dealey Plaza with JFK Jr.

#25791
6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lisa Rubin and her tits look sexually aroused.

I'm sorry, this is Veronica Corningstone.  Lisa Rubin's tits have the night off.  

Okay, so where we getting acid-laced gin tonight?  

#25792
23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Fox News has already reached the “but Hunter Biden” stage of coping

 

Poetic how they used his mug shot for the photo in this segment.

#25793
And the GOP being what it is, there's a real possibility that a convicted felon will become president on January 20, 2025.
Maybe, i take a measure of comfort that you have less and less correct as of late. Like maybe the tide of shit has reached its apex.
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#25798

How much to start a DT thread? Need to crowdsource the title but I'm willing to take the heat. 

No one is above the law.

 

 

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