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Press: How will a Trump unanimous criminal conviction and rape civil case conviction affect Biden's chances of winning?  What are Biden's non convictions covering up?  

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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

Oh I agree.  It's very sad that a former president is a fucking crook. 

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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1 hour ago, Orale said:

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Because these two gifs can't be posted enough today.  Fuck, I might post them another 100 times before the night is done.  Fuck anybody that has a problem with it.

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For posterity

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9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

Christ on a cracker, Jon. There will be exactly one petition for certiorari in the federal system, from the NY Court of Appeals to the US Supreme Court, and it will be denied, even by these clowns. There's no constitutional issue raised here. 

Unless he's referring to jailhouse writs to the local federal court. 

Just now, Pancho said:

CNN already starting with conservative websites are down because so many people are trying to donate, and how some radical republicans who were never trumpers aren’t happy with this verdict 

Trump could literally die tonight/tomorrow and there's a decent chance CNN would say his death would cause either:

  1. More people to come out and vote for him even though he's dead because...reasons
  2. Everyone will rally around Don Jr/Eric/Rudy as the new nominee to continue his work
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1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

Because a piece of shit finally got what's coming to him, or because tens of millions of fucking idiots will continue to suck his felon dick.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

For posterity

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.....Here's why that's terrible news for Joe Biden

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3 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

That he wasn't immediately taken off in handcuffs and sent to prison? Yes, you're correct. 

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

It's being widely reported that FL defers to the state where the conviction occurred.  NY allows non-incarcerated felons to vote, so, Trump will be able to vote in FL.

As long as he's not in jail. lol.  We can joke about the only reason he can vote is he's on probation and not behind bars.

With the convention coming up it would be funny to give him a two week Rikers sentence and he can't go to the convention.

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5 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

Look at the bright side.  He finally won the popular vote .

Watching NBC. We are fucked bc of our media. RW liars get equal air time and get no push back. "Donald Trump closed the border."
Psakis response was neutral; "will Trump start talking about issues people care about instead of focusing on his personal issues."

So which dipshit Surly posters are not taking the L well and are storming the capitol again mad? 

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Hey, is this the first time Donald Trump has ever won a popular vote?

 

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Look at the bright side.  He finally won the popular vote .

If you came up with this, bravo sir.

Even if you didn't, and stole it from the twitters... bravo.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

New Bastille

How much to start a DT thread? Need to crowdsource the title but I'm willing to take the heat. 
 
 
Trump had four fucking years to prosecute Hilllary. He did nothing. Starting to thank he may be dishonest.
8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Look at the bright side.  He finally won the popular vote .

 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Hey, is this the first time Donald Trump has ever won a popular vote?

 

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11 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

It's not JUST that Trump dropped an N-bomb. It's that he unintentionally in a moment of candor gave a lot of credence to the CRT boogieman. 

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He trashed the shit out of the judge and the judge’s daughter, it was multiple instances, the judge is known for being harsh on white collar criminals, and the paper trail was a mile long.

Now let the judge be harsh in sentencing. No concurrent stuff. Stack those years and stack those sweet GQP tears. 

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Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's not JUST that Trump dropped an N-bomb. It's that he unintentionally in a moment of candor gave a lot of credence to the CRT boogieman. 

Wait, what?  N bomb??

30 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

On the bright side for Donald....he finally won the popular vote.

Well.....

Party of law and order.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

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Try not to drink enough to kill you...again.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

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I’d rather not imagine being on a cruise. It would ruin my good mood.

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, what?  N bomb??

I believe the phrase is: N____r what?

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

The Trump team requested July.  

Why do they get to request shit?  You lost, you show up when you're fucking told to, loser.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He may have to resign over this. 

 I hope he has time to repeal Obamacare and release his own health care plan.

12 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

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Celebrity?

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

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I haven’t have a drink since January of 2020 and never will again so go ahead and have the several that I would’ve had for a day like this!

I think I just somehow got my realtor's license in Grapevine and booked a flight to New York to storm the D.C. Capitol.  

THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE!  

Them bone spurs will prevent jail time I’m sure 

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Just now, Captain Obvious said:

Try not to drink enough to kill you...again.

My dude—if I manage not to fall overboard tonight, it’ll be a minor miracle.

I’m supposed to meet @Pescado_Rojo tomorrow in Cabo for a cocktail. I hope I’m still breathing.

Oh, and the Finns on the ship have already come over to congratulate me on the fine functioning of our judicial system.  I really like the Finns.

5 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I haven’t have a drink since January of 2020 and never will again so go ahead and have the several that I would’ve had for a day like this!

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Yes, this.  Somebody get absolutely shitfaced tonight for me and our country.  But I'm totally finding drugs and explosives.  Maybe some shrimp scampi.  

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

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A lawyer I know is saying that if a person on bail is convicted of a crime in another jurisdiction that’s grounds for revocation?

so theoretically all Jack Smith has to do is file motion, and Trump would be reminded into custody in Florida?

I know that sounds highly unlikely and is wishful thinking on my friends behalf. This is the same guy that had himself kidnapped and attempted to have himself ransomed when he was a teenager.

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