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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yes, this.  Somebody get absolutely shitfaced tonight for me and our country.  But I'm totally finding drugs and explosives.  Maybe some shrimp scampi.  

 

 

Shrimp Scampi, explosives, and drugs is a decent twitter handle

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

A lawyer I know is saying that if a person on bail is convicted of a crime in another jurisdiction that’s grounds for revocation?

so theoretically all Jack Smith has to do is file motion, and Trump would be reminded into custody in Florida?

I know that sounds highly unlikely and is wishful thinking on my friends behalf. This is the same guy that had himself kidnapped and attempted to have himself ransomed when he was a teenager.

well, he owed money all over town.  

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

This is the same guy that had himself kidnapped and attempted to have himself ransomed when he was a teenager.

That sounds like ole Donnie, alright.

Where are all the protesters storming the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse?

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Just now, Gil Bang said:

well, he owed money all over town.  

to known pornographers, even

Quite a lack of crow being eaten by all of the "legal experts" on this board. 

 

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Now I'm beginning to question this man's integrity. I'm going to have to think long and hard come November. Maybe it's just me, but this man seems like he might not be on the level. 

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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

That sounds like ole Donnie, alright.

Bail should be denied. The guy is a flight risk. He has his own jet for God's sake.

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Now I'm beginning to question this man's integrity. I'm going to have to think long and hard come November. Maybe it's just me, but this man seems like he might not be on the level. 

But eggs do cost more.......

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1 minute ago, royiv said:

Where are all the protesters storming the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse?

all levity and celebration aside...to your point there won't be a storming coming soon.  But these people did a great service to our Republic and have to live the rest of their lives looking over their shoulders.  God bless those jurors for doing what was right.  I hope there is some mechanism in place to keep their identity secret for several years while the MAGA lunatics die off.  

What a day though folks, what a fucking day.  We aren't done by a damn sight, but America won another big one today.  

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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Lot of sheep and sister wives are going to catch hell tonight. Please pray for them

 

Whooooo fkn hooooo!!!  Now I wanna live another 70 years and celebrate.  EABOD donald JAIL trump, you worthless POS.

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.
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How is Mrs LL doin?
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The news broke in the middle of my daughter’s high school graduation. What a great fucking day.

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Pitchbot having a field day.

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

The first one has automatically jumped to the top of my "Favorite Tweet of All Time" list.  It's not even close.

3 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

He still has his Boeing 737 757

FIFY. Sold the Citation.

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The first one has automatically jumped to the top of my "Favorite Tweet of All Time" list.  It's not even close.

Where was that?  

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The first one has automatically jumped to the top of my "Favorite Tweet of All Time" list.  It's not even close.

Reminded me of the uproar at the Crown and Anchor after Vince scored.

Justice is served (resoundingly) and yet the party of law and order is having a meltdown.

It's like they took the blue pill and we took the red pill (political colors aside). At least I hope we took the red pill....

His legal team just keeps taking Ls one after another. Only the best people. How long before he starts throwing all of them under the bus like he does everyone else?

calm down, everyone.  fox news just told me that he has a really good chance of getting this overturned on appeal.

39 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

It's sad that for many of them, this WON'T make them think less of him. Yes, that's sad. It's sad that he was ever elected in the first place. It's sad that he was ever NOMINATED.

Every day since 2016 has been a dark time for this country. I hope we survive it.

A part of me wants him not to go to some minimum security prison, but get community service and be humiliated by having to pick up trash in the street.

well, he owed money all over town.  
Say it with me, that poor guy kidnapped himself.

Wasn’t this the “weakest” of the indictments? 
 

Hahahhahah! Fuck you dotard 

I look forward to seeing all the Covid, vaccine and submersible experts on social media come out of retirement to become legal experts.

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And what say you there, Fuzzy-Britches?  

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Country is over, all because that piece of shit was found guilty of crimes.
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33 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:
Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.
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How is Mrs LL doin?

She’s getting all 10 inches tonight.

 

That’s right, boys—Imma gonna fuck her like three times.

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2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Damn you jury!  

I have to leave for the gym soon, so I guess it's going to be Schrödinger's Trump for me over the next couple of hours.

 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Think they're about done for the day.

 
Just got back from the gym, did I miss anything?
Just now, DixonHur said:

 

 
Just got back from the gym, did I miss anything?

Do you even lift, bro?  

27 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

A lawyer I know is saying that if a person on bail is convicted of a crime in another jurisdiction that’s grounds for revocation?

so theoretically all Jack Smith has to do is file motion, and Trump would be reminded into custody in Florida?

I know that sounds highly unlikely and is wishful thinking on my friends behalf. This is the same guy that had himself kidnapped and attempted to have himself ransomed when he was a teenager.

Generally just committing/being arrested for a crime is grounds for bail revocation under most bail conditions.

So, that would have already been a problem for him.

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Love This GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

She’s getting all 10 inches tonight.

 

That’s right, boys—Imma gonna fuck her like three times.

Aaaaandd, you just fucked up half the board with fractional maths 

6 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

NYT pitchbot has gone the way of 3 year letterman. 

NYT Pitchbot keeps on getting outdone by the actual NYTimes.

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

 
Just got back from the gym, did I miss anything?

Probably working your legs.

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Had to go put on the jersey, just felt right.

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