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Had to go put on the jersey, just felt right.

now why you'd have to go and do that

why couldn't you have put on a RICKY jersey instead?

1 minute ago, UnivTex34 said:

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Had to go put on the jersey, just felt right.

Username checks out.

Pos rep for the Ryan jersey and him holding Eric Trump in a headlock and beating the fuck out of him.  

Just now, Rimbo said:

now why you'd have to go and do that

why couldn't you have put on a RICKY jersey instead?

Lots of fantastic folks wore 34. Greats.

 

but it had to be the best. So the best ever will have to do.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Username checks out.

I might have a son Named Nolan. 

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

And I'm sure the rest of our new conference mates have similar opinions

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Look no further than the football board on this site. 

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Pos rep for the Ryan jersey and him holding Eric Trump in a headlock and beating the fuck out of him.  

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over my desk

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34 just ain't aggy's number

47 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

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That's an a plus calf. Bravo to all involved. 

8 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Aaaaandd, you just fucked up half the board with fractional maths 

I had to credit myself with that extra third to assert my dominance over most of this board.

 

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Just now, Rimbo said:

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34 just ain't aggy's number

Well Nolan isn’t an aggy. Although he did play for the MLB equivalent for a few years. Must suck for you that he chose to go into the Hall with Texas on his chest and not his hometown team. 
 

Ricky is my 2nd fav number 34. Another great 34 with Texas on his chest.

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15 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

She’s getting all 10 inches tonight.

 

That’s right, boys—Imma gonna fuck her like three times.

@immamac getting lucky tonight

23 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

calm down, everyone.  fox news just told me that he has a really good chance of getting this overturned on appeal.

Weight.  Watt?

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Y'all remember when this came out eons ago? This sorely needs to be updated.

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

@immamac getting lucky tonight

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

I’ll be interested to hear what the mood is at bars and restaurants this evening. I would be toasting with a glass of champagne right now.

We were toasting at a rooftop bar on W 35th.

50 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

My dude—if I manage not to fall overboard tonight, it’ll be a minor miracle.

I’m supposed to meet @Pescado_Rojo tomorrow in Cabo for a cocktail. I hope I’m still breathing.

Oh, and the Finns on the ship have already come over to congratulate me on the fine functioning of our judicial system.  I really like the Finns.

The Finns are good people. I have stayed in contact with a couple I met five years ago. I remember a quote from the guy when we were talking about Europe, France and French attitudes in particular. “Nobody in Europe likes France. We all hate the French.”

She’s getting all 10 inches tonight.
 
That’s right, boys—Imma gonna fuck her like three times.
Seconds of vigorous jackhammering?

Feel you, I've has to go through live with an average sized 7" dick. I even shave my junk mindfully to make it look bigger.
23 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Wasn’t this the “weakest” of the indictments? 

to be fair, he's guilty in the other ones too.

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4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

This was criminal court. God needs to take his will over to probate. It's one block over.

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Had to go put on the jersey, just felt right.
He should have been an Astro forever. That stros gm broke my heart as a kid. I have at least one Nolan Ryan card from every year of his career up to 89.
now why you'd have to go and do that
why couldn't you have put on a RICKY jersey instead?
Rangers fan, so he's an asshole riding the high of recent success.
I might have a son Named Nolan. 
Hat tip, I'd buy you a beer at Globe Life.
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So I don't get it. This was a jury trial how are they spinning this as a sham when the jury of people selected by both sides is the one who decided on the outcome. 

Kangaroo court is only possible at judge trial or bench trial. This was a legit jury trial they are gonna get these jurors killed. 

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

So I don't get it. This was a jury trial how are they spinning this as a sham when the jury of people selected by both sides is the one who decided on the outcome. 

Kangaroo court is only possible at judge trial or bench trial. This was a legit jury trial they are gonna get these jurors killed. 

 

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the dumbest fucking people alive 

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My favorite #34

 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

So I don't get it. This was a jury trial how are they spinning this as a sham when the jury of people selected by both sides is the one who decided on the outcome. 

Kangaroo court is only possible at judge trial or bench trial. This was a legit jury trial they are gonna get these jurors killed. 

What do think this is, 2015?

Love the thread name change!

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

He should have been an Astro forever. That stros gm broke my heart as a kid. I have at least one Nolan Ryan card from every year of his career up to 89.Rangers fan, so he's an asshole riding the high of recent success.

I’ve suffered for 36 years of failure and bad baseball. You will give me my 12 month victory lap. We had to listen to your trash can beating ass for longer.

 

but back on topic. 34 is a great number. The best number. Many people come up to me daily and say it’s a perfect number.

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24 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:
I might have a son Named Nolan. 

Hat tip, I'd buy you a beer at Globe Life.

Mea culpa. You can buy me one at the Juice Box next time the good guys are in town.

2 minutes ago, Bojack said:

My favorite #34

 

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The best number.

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