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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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1 hour ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

Yes when one of the two major parties is going to nominate a convicted felon for President it is a sad day in our history

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Do you guys think the Central Park Five can scrape enough $ together for a full page add tomorrow?

they should publicly advocate for the death penalty

The Finns are good people. I have stayed in contact with a couple I met five years ago. I remember a quote from the guy when we were talking about Europe, France and French attitudes in particular. “Nobody in Europe likes France. We all hate the French.”
I have met some great people in France, just not Parisans. They spoil it for the rest of the country. It's not a monolith. Like assuming people from Colombus Ohio ( or Columbus Texas for that matter) represent the entire country.
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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That is finominle

So what’s the next trial on deck? We know it’s not the federal case in FL. Will GA make it to trial before the election?

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1 hour ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

Simp harder, you don't look pathetic enough yet.

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Just now, HenryJames said:

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Try not to get convicted on your way to the parking lot!!!

Great day. Cheers. 

Just now, Born to Run said:
9 minutes ago, Bojack said:
My favorite #34
 
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Nolan>Ricky>Dream Shake

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

oh, I hope he says something stupid again!

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And yes, the best number. This is hanging in my office:

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1 hour ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sad day in our history.

Best.  Day.  In.  Years.

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

And yes, the best number. This is hanging in my office:

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@henrygandorf 's house had all three of these jerseys framed and signed in their game room back in HS. So fucking sweet. 

 

As a Cowboy's fan, I'd replace The Dream with a certain #34 for the Vikings who helped us win 3 Super Bowls without even being on the team.

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I love all the bootlickers crying about how this is the end of the republic, etc. when Team Dotard barely even mounted a defense, save "nuh uh, he's lying!". Zero counter-narrative to explain what happened. Trump wouldn't even testify. This was an obviously guilty person being convicted of his obvious crimes. 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, what?  N bomb??

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Mea culpa. You can buy me one at the Juice Box next time the good guys are in town.
Oddly enough Nolan made me a Rangers fan second. I saw two no hitters on live TV. And my wife was an As fan and they were* my third favorite team since the Bash Brothers days.

The realignment couldn't have been worse for me personally.

*Chunked all my As shit with the move. I have a history of supporting teams with cheap fucking owners. Oilers, Stros and As. Furk

Sitting at the bar before pool league and overhearing some folks talk. Just heard, "I was going to vote third party, but no way I can let a convicted felon win, so I guess I'm voting joe."

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And yes, the best number. This is hanging in my office:
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Lucky
1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Them bone spurs will prevent jail time I’m sure 

Ain't nothing wrong with his knees.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I love all the bootlickers crying about how this is the end of the republic, etc. when Team Dotard barely even mounted a defense, save "nuh uh, he's lying!". Zero counter-narrative to explain what happened. Trump wouldn't even testify. This was an obviously guilty person being convicted of his obvious crimes. 

I wish they'd just save time and post some a pic of their pre-cum soaked trump boxers to be succinct.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Is he no longer allowed to vote? lol 

If the state in which he was convicted allows felons to vote, that right will be extended to him in Florida, so long as he’s not in jail.

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34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Best.  Day.  In.  Years.

Best day since Joe Biden was officially called as the winner

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

If the state in which he was convicted allows felons to vote, that right will be extended to him in Florida, so long as he’s not in jail.

...so put him in jail then.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This is what they took from you.

2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I remember when having an affair made one ineligible for office.  Now the GOP will back a convicted felon and serial adulterer who tried to overthrow the government.  And he was best buds with Jeffrey Fucking Epstein.

Agreed. These are not normal times. I hope.

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I can't even muster enthusiasm.  There's no point to this.  He won't go to prison and he'll still be on the ballot and 90% of Republicans (which happens to be about as many voters as it takes to win an election in this country) won't change their mind one bit.

This.

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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And yep, this seems like a real possibility.  Not in terms of changed minds, but in terms of boosted enthusiasm of his supporters.  E.g., if Trump supporters were gonna show up and vote at a 70% rate, this may take it to 72%.  Because they are horrible people.

2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Let me try something:

He'll never die

I like the way you think.

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:
And the GOP being what it is, there's a real possibility that a convicted felon will become president on January 20, 2025.

Maybe, i take a measure of comfort that you have less and less correct as of late. Like maybe the tide of shit has reached its apex.

Praying this is true.  Not counting on it.  Nothing I would like more than to have my pessimism firmly squashed.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ha. Not that excited. Happy that the fact-based forum did its job. Not seeing much in terms of grounds of appeal like the civil fraud case. 

But also it won't make a shit, election wise. 

So VOTE. 

And definitely this.  We have to win, decisively, in November.

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8 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Will the jury come in before the Mavs clinch the west?

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Damn, I can't believe I sacrificed Dallas' playoff hopes for a bunch of guilty verdicts.

On the other hand, not a bad trade.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Surlyhorns Daily Texan News and Current Events:

Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame

2024 Rain Thread

What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?

Ok I had a baby in December and have been sleepwalking since - he’s still the nominee, isn’t going to prison, etc? 

Now the GOP will be the first party in history to nominate a convicted felon. How pathetic is that? 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

Who said "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"?

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Okay, fucking with the Taco Bell menu just switched my vote to Trump.

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