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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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I wish they'd just save time and post some a pic of their pre-cum soaked trump boxers to be succinct.
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It's known to cause explosive shits.
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27 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

And yes, the best number. This is hanging in my office:

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Dudes…

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Today is my birthday, and this is the gift that I wished for!

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2 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Who said "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"?

its a pitchbot, that didn't come from anybody, it's algorithmically generated

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So just like 45 more felonies to go, right? 

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33 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
47 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:
The Finns are good people. I have stayed in contact with a couple I met five years ago. I remember a quote from the guy when we were talking about Europe, France and French attitudes in particular. “Nobody in Europe likes France. We all hate the French.”

I have met some great people in France, just not Parisans. They spoil it for the rest of the country. It's not a monolith. Like assuming people from Colombus Ohio ( or Columbus Texas for that matter) represent the entire country.

Born to Run gets it better. Go talk with any rando from around America or Canada and ask them if they like people from New York City. Your answer would be just about the same. It's the Parisians they have a problem with.

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23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I love all the bootlickers crying about how this is the end of the republic, etc. when Team Dotard barely even mounted a defense, save "nuh uh, he's lying!". Zero counter-narrative to explain what happened. Trump wouldn't even testify. This was an obviously guilty person being convicted of his obvious crimes. 

Trump’s team did his bidding. He wanted them to aggressively deny any wrongdoing on his part and try to impeach the testimony of Daniels and Cohen. It’s all he cared about. He’s a raving lunatic 

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Had to go put on the jersey, just felt right.

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6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

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I just don't understand the logic here. Criminal trials don't get thrown out. This isn't a civil case. This is a law on the books that was broken. The appeal is merely procedure based at this point. There is also nothing constitutional about this case. 

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Been in a hearing all day.  Did anything interesting happen in this case today?

We have a pond in the back...pool and a pond.  Pond would be good for you.

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I might have to go there tomorrow with a clever sign.

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2 minutes ago, Lurch said:

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Oh that's right. The President of the United States was trying to stop the counting of votes during a presidential election. You just lose track of all of it. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I just don't understand the logic here. Criminal trials don't get thrown out. This isn't a civil case. This is a law on the books that was broken. The appeal is merely procedure based at this point. There is also nothing constitutional about this case. 

Your mistake is thinking there is any logic to understand.

It's called continue to shovel bullshit, knowing many small-minded, completely devoid of critical thinking skills Americans will buy it.  

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I might have to go there tomorrow with a clever sign.


show up giving away shots 

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Let’s not go sucking our bald eagle boner just yet. Still lots of shenanigans afoot derailing the other trials 

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Born to Run gets it better. Go talk with any rando from around America or Canada and ask them if they like people from New York City. Your answer would be just about the same. It's the Parisians they have a problem with.
I dunno I find it reversed here. Lots of friendly people in Manhattan, they just talk fast. I find strangers to almost always be more friendly in inner loop Houston than say Cypress. Much cooler locals in Salida than Denver.

To keep it pertinent, a lot of Maga areas are full of assholes and shitty humans. Shit apparently love king shit.
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Wow.  She’s so awesome

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

I just don't understand the logic here. Criminal trials don't get thrown out. This isn't a civil case. This is a law on the books that was broken. The appeal is merely procedure based at this point. There is also nothing constitutional about this case. 

Logic is an unwelcome stranger. Empty rhetoric towing the line is where it’s at.

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Please just let me be the judge at the sentencing hearing so I can utter these words..."I hereby sentence you to life without parole".

5 minutes ago, tchookem said:

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It's been presidential canon Buchanon that he was the worst.

Now we have a new precedent that Trumps him.

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Entertainment for me.  The uglier it gets, the more entertaining.  

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I love all the bootlickers crying about how this is the end of the republic, etc. when Team Dotard barely even mounted a defense, save "nuh uh, he's lying!". Zero counter-narrative to explain what happened. Trump wouldn't even testify. This was an obviously guilty person being convicted of his obvious crimes. 

What’s the over/under on fees Trump stiffs his “defense” attorneys?

I’m saying ALL, pick any amount. If they didn’t make him pay up front, they won’t see a farthing or a ha’penny whichever is less. 

24 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Born to Run gets it better. Go talk with any rando from around America or Canada and ask them if they like people from New York City. Your answer would be just about the same. It's the Parisians they have a problem with.

I honestly don’t care who Europeans like or do not like. It was an anecdote about Finns I know and their opinion. I mostly meet some pretty nice French people both here and when I was in Tahiti. 
 

My opinion of New Yorkers is 12 of them did the right thing today. Don’t really care about the rest of this city. Those 12 did good and that’s all that really matters.

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16 minutes ago, immamac said:

I just don't understand the logic here. Criminal trials don't get thrown out. This isn't a civil case. This is a law on the books that was broken. The appeal is merely procedure based at this point. There is also nothing constitutional about this case. 

Appeals work in criminal cases all the time. However, as you note there are no constitutional issues for SCOTUS or any other federal court. And other than the jury instructions or possibly evidentiary rulings, there just isn't much to appeal here. The law seems settled on this in NY and Merchan played it very straight at every turn. Pretty impressive judge really. I don't recall Trumpco really raising any controversial issues in regard to jury instructions or evidence. 

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For me the jury's still out on this one... not sure we'd be where we are today without him.

Don't sleep on Andrew Johnson either.

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15 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Petition to change thread title to Forty-five: fat fuck felon.

No, the title is perfect now. I quoted you so you get that wonderful title in your notifications. Enjoy!

 

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