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1 hour ago, immamac said:

So I don't get it. This was a jury trial how are they spinning this as a sham when the jury of people selected by both sides is the one who decided on the outcome. 

Kangaroo court is only possible at judge trial or bench trial. This was a legit jury trial they are gonna get these jurors killed. 

They're full of shit.

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14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Entertainment for me.  The uglier it gets, the more entertaining.  

Just mirrors for TVs throughout the fatty household 

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Going to really enjoy when the judge carefully lays out the myriad instances, both during and after the trial, when he showed zero remorse, attacked witnesses and court staff, and publicly questioned the jury's loyalty; and uses that lack of remorse to hand him a worse sentence.

Also, a scenario exists in which a sitting president will be on active probation with a probation officer assigned. So that's neat.

For me the jury's still out on this one... not sure we'd be where we are today without him.
Don't sleep on Andrew Johnson either.
Goddammit. I always forget about Johnson.

Father's Day is coming up . . . I know what I want (although I might need mine tailored, much like our resident meth-addled bisexual Persian, NTTIAWWT):
 

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Father's Day is coming up . . . I know what I want (although I might need mine tailored, much like our resident meth-addled bisexual Persian, NTTIAWWT):
 

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Thoughts @Macklemore?

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Also, a scenario exists in which a sitting president will be on active probation with a probation officer assigned. So that's neat.

Some poor NYC P.O. is gonna have to put up with calls from Trump.

"No I haven't left the country, no I haven't been drinking, But ya know this was all rigged by Crooked Joe Biden and the kangaroo court judge with the Mexican name.  I have great innocence, some even say the best innocence, I should have built that wall....20 more minutes of ranting and raving."

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Some poor NYC P.O. is gonna have to put up with calls from Trump.

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Some poor NYC P.O. is gonna have to put up with calls from Trump.

"No I haven't left the country, no I haven't been drinking, But ya know this was all rigged by Crooked Joe Biden and the kangaroo court judge with the Mexican name.  I have great innocence, some even say the best innocence, I should have built that wall....20 more minutes of ranting and raving."

I hope they make him take piss tests.

18 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

Thoughts @Macklemore?

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Everything he touches turns to shit 

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Just now, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears. 

Well that would be better than licking a dick for meth, so I’m proud of you for growth.

 

#crymorebitch

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Everything he touches turns to shit 

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2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Bail should be denied. The guy is a flight risk. He has his own jet for God's sake.

Let him run.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If I was one of those jurors I would probably be considering an extended vacation to some place safer for them.  Afghanistan maybe

Kind of a mixed bag for the jurors; you walk into a bar and you half a chance of being killed and an equal chance of never buying another round for the rest of your life.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Let him run.

This. Best solution other than death.

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8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Ok. 

So now what? 

Realizing that 40% of American voters now think elections and the courts are rigged, while being "politically" awakened by the vomit coming out of the mouth of one of the biggest con men in modern US history sure does warm the cockles. 

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Let him run.

It would be the OJ Bronco chase brought into an entire new dimension. It would be fascinating if that actually happened.

 

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

This explains a lot.

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

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Yub nubbing like never before!

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

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It’s a mortal sin for me to post this, but today’s special, so . . . 

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11 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Ok. 

So now what? 

It sounded like sentencing will be 11 July, with that late date as requested by Trump, so I figure this will be in legal stasis until that date, and really nothing will happen until then.

If there are any lawyers on this site (probably not though) they might know better.

 

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22 minutes ago, DixonHur said:
For me the jury's still out on this one... not sure we'd be where we are today without him.
Don't sleep on Andrew Johnson either.

Goddammit. I always forget about Johnson.

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I’m grateful that manipulative bloviating still disintegrates before a court that champions facts. 
 

Hope for the future feels really fucking good 

1 minute ago, Bama Llama said:

It’s a mortal sin for me to post this, but today’s special, so . . . 

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No, now is the time for all the #34's to represent. It is a pretty strong list.

 

1 minute ago, pantone159 said:

It sounded like sentencing will be 11 July, with that late date as requested by Trump, so I figure this will be in legal stasis until that date, and really nothing will happen until then.

If there are any lawyers on this site (probably not though) they might know better.

 

Does the court have to accquiese to that request?  

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Kind of a mixed bag for the jurors; you walk into a bar and you half a chance of being killed and an equal chance of never buying another round for the rest of your life.

Yeah, but to your point, "the rest of your life" might be 10 more minutes.

It’s a mortal sin for me to post this, but today’s special, so . . . 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

And yep, this seems like a real possibility.  Not in terms of changed minds, but in terms of boosted enthusiasm of his supporters.  E.g., if Trump supporters were gonna show up and vote at a 70% rate, this may take it to 72%.  Because they are horrible people.

I like the way you think.

Praying this is true.  Not counting on it.  Nothing I would like more than to have my pessimism firmly squashed.

And definitely this.  We have to win, decisively, in November.

Man, there's no reason to Eeyore while we're all trying to Tigger.  You can climb back up on the ledge tomorrow.  And I understand why you would.  But just enjoy the moment.  We're going to go out in November and bury this fool (maybe only up to his tiny hands, but it'll be enough---the women will save us again).  Forget the polls.  They've been wrong the last two cycles.  Live in the moment and take the win.

 

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2 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

It’s a mortal sin for me to post this, but today’s special, so . . . 

Eh, I've seen a half dozen HOF caliber #34 jerseys already posted, you can Iron Bowl it all you want with no shame.  (Earl (pros), Ricky, Walter, Bo, etc.)

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15 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

Based on your reputation you will be licking our asses and balls.

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14 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s dicks on erection night.

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13 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Let him run.

Then shoot his plane out of the sky.

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Jenna Ellis: “Guilty, Your Honor! 
Kenneth Cheseboro… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Sydney Powell: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Michael Cohen: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Allen Weiselberg… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Rick Gates: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Paul Manafort… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
George Papadopoulis… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Roger Stone… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Michael Flynn… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
George Nader… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Elliot Broidy… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Steve Brannon… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Chris Collins… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Sam Patten: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Imaaz Zuberi… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
The Trump Corp., “Guilty Your Honor!” 
Trump Payroll Corp. “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Trump Foundation: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Trump University: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
DONALD TRUMP… “Guilty, Your Honor!”

Donald’s evening

Melania? Melania!  MELANIA! 
OPEN THE GODDAM DOOR!

Ain’t this a bitch!  
Changed the locks AGAIN!  

Hey Rudy, this is Donald, look, I’m going through some things, uh, can I . . . Rudy!?

booooooop booooooop booooooop

This level of bootlickery and purposeful ignorance is incredible. Trump hires the dumbest fucking people because they will always do what he says. 

 

It took Trump one month to lose more (34) in NY than the Jets have in the last three seasons (33)

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Jenna Ellis: “Guilty, Your Honor! 
Kenneth Cheseboro… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Sydney Powell: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Michael Cohen: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Allen Weiselberg… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Rick Gates: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Paul Manafort… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
George Papadopoulis… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Roger Stone… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Michael Flynn… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
George Nader… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Elliot Broidy… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Steve Brannon… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Chris Collins… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Sam Patten: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Imaaz Zuberi… “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
The Trump Corp., “Guilty Your Honor!” 
Trump Payroll Corp. “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Trump Foundation: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
Trump University: “Guilty, Your Honor!” 
DONALD TRUMP… “Guilty, Your Honor!”

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Let him run.

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