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25 minutes ago, RPM said:

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Use detergent instead of bar soap, it takes a lot longer to pick it up.

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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54 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

So, what part of a conviction by his peers - unanimous by definition - has you worked up? Was it not a crime? Was it “Soros funded” aka “Icono is looking for them in fancy Chinese restaurants on Christmas” prosecutors or judges? Or just good ole liberal NY bias? Please enlighten us on the injustice that has taken place, I’m really curious. 

9 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

you know there are more trials coming, right? He's got a couple of much more serious trials coming, and if he's found guilty of those, he doesn't get "first time offender" status anymore. The next time he's found guilty, he's *FUCKED* because of today.

And let's not forget that he's being sentenced by a judge who, although he's shown restraint, has been, along with his daughter, absolutely dragged by now-felon Trump since before this trial was started.  34 felony counts.  No remorse.  Zero respect for the process throughout trial.  I don't think it will be four years per count, but I don't think it will be a fine either.  I'll put my money on six months per (concurrent).  Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm no better at predicting the future than any of the naysayers.  I'm going to quote this if I'm spot on, just like I should have quoted my "He's cooked" post from yesterday when they requested Pecker's testimony (even though you can't read the tea leaves on a jury, and so forth).

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3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I posted this up thread, but Conway who was on record saying Trump going to be convicted disagrees.

 

Well we know Conway. He’s just wishcasting. 

22 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

Straight out of central casting. It is a seriously strong list though. As much as I love Ricky he is no better than #5 on that list, Earl, Nolan, Hakeem, and Walter all have to be ahead. Herschel is in last place on that list for being a dipshit but that still isn't a bad last place.

 

What is great, no matter the fan of the team you are arguing with, there is a great 34 in their teams history. Or their team is apgarbage enough not to argue with.

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

Baby cried the day the circus came to town
'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her
So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown
While she danced without a net upon the wire
I know a lot about 'er 'cause, you see
Baby is an awful lot like me
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
Baby saw that when they pulled that big top down
They left behind her dreams among the litter
The different kind of love she thought she'd found
There was nothin' left but sawdust and some glitter
But baby can't be broken 'cause you see
She had the finest teacher-that was me-I told 'er
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost made it
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

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9 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

you know there are more trials coming, right? He's got a couple of much more serious trials coming, and if he's found guilty of those, he doesn't get "first time offender" status anymore. The next time he's found guilty, he's *FUCKED* because of today.

The federal trials won’t happen until after the election. If Trump wins, he’ll squash them. If Biden wins, it doesn’t matter much. Georgia has a chance of coming to trial but it’s going to be really tight. 

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

@immamac you gonna let people post on your fucking boards about their whack job nazi dreams unchecked? This loser is calling himself a fucking nationalist on your board, do your job as site janitor and throw this shit off the place

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Well we know Conway. He’s just wishcasting. 

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Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

@immamac you gonna let people post on your fucking boards about their whack job nazi dreams unchecked? This loser is calling himself a fucking nationalist on your board, do your job as site janitor and throw this shit off the place

No we want to keep trolling him about sucking dick for money to tailor his football jerseys.

Trithead 's a ceithir is a new term I learned in Scottish Gaelic. Pronounced kinda like Tree-huts-a-kay-her.

Trithead is 30 and ceithir is 4.

Sounds better with bagpipes.

 

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It’s a champagne and caviar kind of night tonight!

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You need to yell at em not to skimp on the paté.

9 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Isn’t that Icono? Tailored jerseys and fantasies about shooting people at the border. Thats who you’re arguing with lol

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24 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Everyone does realize he won’t see a day of jail, right? Pundits have already confirmed that a first time, lowest level felony, will not lead to jail time. There really is no damage for him, other than the title of felon. Which is nice. 

Don’t tell me what I know and what I don’t know; I know the law!

41 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’ll be here win or lose election night. Y’all enjoy the circle jerk.

 

 

19 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

you know there are more trials coming, right? He's got a couple of much more serious trials coming, and if he's found guilty of those, he doesn't get "first time offender" status anymore. The next time he's found guilty, he's *FUCKED* because of today.

Third case may allow me to temporarily suspend my hatred of "Three strikes you're out" laws.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I just don't understand the logic here. Criminal trials don't get thrown out. This isn't a civil case. This is a law on the books that was broken. The appeal is merely procedure based at this point. There is also nothing constitutional about this case. 

Also, these were crimes committed before he was president, so why would presidential immunity be considered?  

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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How would he know what a pussy looks like? 

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😂😂😂😂😂

 

10 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

No we want to keep trolling him about sucking dick for money to tailor his football jerseys.

you can't shame those with an embarrassment fetish. The guy goes online bragging about being a dick-sucking meth addict, how much lower are you really going to bring him down? Don't laugh at Nazis, eject them into the fucking sun. This is a guy with hundreds of thousands of posts on texas boards over the years, I fucking guarantee you he'll care much more about being banned from a place like this than those who "laugh at him." He very, very clearly is addicted to posting here, so let's send that toothless loser into withdrawals.

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When is a republican going to mention that this all coulda been avoided if trump didn’t have a tryst with a pornstar while his wife was pregnant. Just that alone. 

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Also, these were crimes committed before he was president, so why would presidential immunity be considered?  

Alito and Thomas are currently crafting their “retroactive presidential immunity” arguments now 

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When is a republican going to mention that this all coulda been avoided if trump didn’t have a tryst with a pornstar while his wife was pregnant. Just that alone. 

So we're slut-shaming now?

1 minute ago, bluto said:

When is a republican going to mention that this all coulda been avoided if trump didn’t have a tryst with a pornstar while his wife was pregnant. Just that alone. 

Or if a "billionaire" could come up with $150K.

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😂😂😂😂

So much gold 

 

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

So we're slut-shaming now?

did you just miss the entire last page dragging icono?

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

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Hope any fire pits are well cordoned off

Has anyone checked on TexAgs?

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nevermind

 

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9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Well we know Conway. He’s just wishcasting. 

I'm no lawyer, but Conway did call the conviction before it happened and lays out pretty compelling reasons why he believes Trump will be sentenced to jail time. This wasn't a close case. Eleven hours to find him guilty on all 34 charges in a trial in which he attacked the judge, his daughter, intimidated jurors, found in contempt ten times, shows no contrition in a case for which Cohen served jail time after pleading guilty on related charges. 

1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

Has anyone checked on TexAgs?

Not yet, but TigerDroppings is off the chain.

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1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

Has anyone checked on TexAgs?

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33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

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40 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Everyone does realize he won’t see a day of jail, right? Pundits have already confirmed that a first time, lowest level felony, will not lead to jail time. There really is no damage for him, other than the title of felon. Which is nice. 

This case and jury is the one that took on the “can/should you convict a former president- it’s never happened before!” question and buried it for the future juries. 

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Need the law dogs to weigh in on this but as a layperson, my takeaway is…

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Holy Shit

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Need the law dogs to weigh in on this but as a layperson, my takeaway is…

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No need to go to law school.

 

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2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Holy Shit

the poor, poor computer which had to whirr and click and beep trying to convolute trump's thin, straw hair into long enough threads for a cornrows

Wait so it’s up to the prosecution to help the defense?

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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Needs a better gif

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I fucking love when this happened and we got video of the buffoons standing there without a debris guard, staring as the cloud of smoke slowly came closer until they had to flee in a panic lmao

Are brainworms endemic for half this country? Just stunning that they are literally saying they couldn’t call witnesses and half the country just shakes their heads in agreement. I’m so sick of this bullshit. 

Has anyone bothered to match up all of the alleged contempt citations to actual rulings of the judge for each?

What I’m asking if there are any other unsanctioned contempt charges that have not been decided by the court?

The judge may not have wanted to put Trump in jail during the trial for some obvious reasons and to avoid problems on appeal.  But wouldn’t it be lovely if in addition to whatever punishment Trump gets, the judge uses his absolute discretion to send Trump to jail for 30 or 60 days for the 9th contempt offense.  

He could send him to jail for contempt in July at the sentencing hearing, and then say Trump can remain free on bond until the appeal is decided….but the jail time for contempt starts today.   

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Wait so it’s up to the prosecution to help the defense’s case?

lol the burden of proof is on the prosecution...and they fucking proved their case beyond a reasonable doubt on 34 counts with 12 jurors who were selected and approved by both prosecution and defense teams. They didn't need to call any other witnesses, they knew what they got on the stand why would they trot out anyone else.

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6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Holy Shit

I fucking love it.  That actually captures their brainwormed reality perfectly.

White guy getting full due process, the question of his guilt submitted to a jury of 12, who peacefully vote to convict

=

Black guy murdered by a cop, with zero due process or jury

 

PERFECTION.

36 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Well we know Conway. He’s just wishcasting. 

Conway is my spirit animal tonight on punishment.  There's not reason, in a normal world, Trump shouldn't se jail.  The only thing he has in his favor is that he's "technically," a first offender.  Otherwise, everything points to a fine or probation being insufficient punishment.

7 minutes ago, dcbc said:

No need to go to law school.

 

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Dammit, I never knew James Carville was in that movie!

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