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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dammit, I never knew James Carville was in that movie!

WTF?  That was one of the best parts of a movie full of best parts.

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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

Bro... I actually think you're somewhat correct. The Republicans are selling out to DT. He is not a conservstive. He's just a con. It is well documented. 

Even when he wins, it's only for himself, and it's temporary. 

He will wipe out the Republican party as it is today. The only thing left will be the hard right, like yourself, which can't carry on politically because not enough people support hard right.  That's not what they think they're supporting in Trump now. You are hoping.

You've let a fox into your henhouse, hoping for a last grasp at a chance to require a certain lifestyle. Only a dictator can pull it off, but you don't really want that. The strategy is flawed.

Think about it. I don't even study history or politics. I'm just old and have a little bit of background in watching people support things they think supports their interests, but is actually counterproductive. 

I could be wrong, but I think Trump is doing to the Republican party what he has done to everything except his own name (which means he actually knows what he's doing or the name would be destroyed, too.}

Think about what you have said... You lined up behind Post Buchanan and now you're hoping Trump can deliver on the promise.

Not the same ballpark? It ain't even the same fucking game. He's tricked you like he tricked the banks and the racists. He's going to take your money. 

When he wins and totally abandons you, who will you blame?

You do realize, you can be the whatever it is you want to be, regardless of who is President, right? Just be you.  Even if things go back to the 1800s, you're not going to have your own personal libslave. So just live, man.

 

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Bro... I actually think you're somewhat correct. The Republicans are selling out to DT. He is not a conservstive. He's just a con. It is well documented. 

Even when he wins, it's only for himself, and it's temporary. 

He will wipe out the Republican party as it is today. The only thing left will be the hard right, like yourself, which can't carry on politically because not enough people support hard right.  That's not what they think they're supporting in Trump now. You are hoping.

You've let a fox into your henhouse, hoping for a last grasp at a chance to require a certain lifestyle. Only a dictator can pull it off, but you don't really want that. The strategy is flawed.

Think about it. I don't even study history or politics. I'm just old and have a little bit of background in watching people support things they think supports their interests, but is actually counterproductive. 

I could be wrong, but I think Trump is doing to the Republican party what he has done to everything except his own name (which means he actually knows what he's doing or the name would be destroyed, too.}

Think about what you have said... You lined up behind Post Buchanan and now you're hoping Trump can deliver on the promise.

Not the same ballpark? It ain't even the same fucking game. He's tricked you like he tricked the banks and the racists. He's going to take your money. 

When he wins and totally abandons you, who will you blame?

You do realize, you can be the whatever it is you want to be, regardless of who is President, right? Just be you.  Even if things go back to the 1800s, you're not going to have your own personal libslave. So just live, man.

 


GoP will be very broke, very soon 

he ruins everything he touches 

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Here is every Trumpist on Twitter right now:

"The last presidential election was rigged. The 70+ court cases Trump lost about the election were all rigged, this criminal trial involving Trump was rigged, the entire judicial system is rigged, everything is rigged....

.....but I think today's decision will be overturned on appeal."

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Jesse Waters is past due for an ass kicking …

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jesse Waters is past due for an ass kicking …

 

Yes, yes we are 

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5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just told my 10 year old daughter about Trump conviction. She had tears in her eyes. Then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Trumpkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate. 

 

wait, is that pro or anti trump? i'll still pos rep but a bit confused (and yes I've been drinking since the verdict, pound sign fuck trump!)

 

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

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5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Bro... I actually think you're somewhat correct. The Republicans are selling out to DT. He is not a conservstive. He's just a con. It is well documented. 

Even when he wins, it's only for himself, and it's temporary. 

He will wipe out the Republican party as it is today. The only thing left will be the hard right, like yourself, which can't carry on politically because not enough people support hard right.  That's not what they think they're supporting in Trump now. You are hoping.

You've let a fox into your henhouse, hoping for a last grasp at a chance to require a certain lifestyle. Only a dictator can pull it off, but you don't really want that. The strategy is flawed.

Think about it. I don't even study history or politics. I'm just old and have a little bit of background in watching people support things they think supports their interests, but is actually counterproductive. 

I could be wrong, but I think Trump is doing to the Republican party what he has done to everything except his own name (which means he actually knows what he's doing or the name would be destroyed, too.}

Think about what you have said... You lined up behind Post Buchanan and now you're hoping Trump can deliver on the promise.

Not the same ballpark? It ain't even the same fucking game. He's tricked you like he tricked the banks and the racists. He's going to take your money. 

When he wins and totally abandons you, who will you blame?

You do realize, you can be the whatever it is you want to be, regardless of who is President, right? Just be you.  Even if things go back to the 1800s, you're not going to have your own personal libslave. So just live, man.

 

What’s funny about Icono/ @Macklemore that he doesn’t understand, while he may not be the first to be deported under a Trump dictatorship, he will be second. Brown and having sucked cock for drugs, puts him in a class that actually may move him into the first category. He’s literally the poster boy for leopards eating faces party. It’s fucking hilarious.

3 hours ago, UnivTex34 said:

I might have a son Named Nolan. 

If we had another son, we would have used Nolan - one of my favorite of the Sackett family characters in the Louis L'Amour books.

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

Twice impeached, smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonalds and KFC.  

Hi everyone.  I've been on a long trip these past 2 weeks.   Lots of fun with the kids!  Disneyland/California Adventure/Universal Studios Hollywood/Legoland.  Plus Grand Canyon!  Carlsbad Caverns!  

What have I missed?  Anything exciting?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

Not my work, found it on Twitter:

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jesse Waters is past due for an ass kicking …

 

...and convicted felon and rapist.

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2 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

What’s funny about Icono/ @Macklemore that he doesn’t understand, while he may not be the first to be deported under a Trump dictatorship, he will be second. Brown and having sucked cock for drugs, puts him in a class that actually may move him into the first category. He’s literally the poster boy for leopards eating faces party. It’s fucking hilarious.

That's kinda the best thing about these new American fascists.  They think they're on team "we won, we're in charge!", but they missed the memo that all fascist movements turn on themselves, and are hardest on those who thought they were true insiders but now have been deemed apostates, inferior, RINOs, etc.

The stupidity is breathtaking in both its breadth and depth.

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

It can’t possibly be complete without the words moron and incompetent 

28 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Wait so it’s up to the prosecution to help the defense?

When you're such a bad attorney that Trump is down to hiring you . . . yes.

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I’ve woken up to better news, but it usually involved a mouth on my penis. Cheers boys
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10 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

two times impeached.

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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’ve woken up to better news, but it usually involved a mouth on my penis. Cheers boys
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Icono sure gets around

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I don't normally watch cable news but I flipped to CNN interviewing Tim Scott, but had to turn it off because the feckless host refused to challenge his obviously bloviating and refusal to answer direct questions.

The fucking press' abdication of their duties is one of the most frustrating parts of all this.  No way Cronkite would have allowed that shit.

35 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

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I literally saw this on my FB feed minutes ago, albeit with a different caption, and not from my aunt, but still....I wouldn't put it past my aunt at all.

24 minutes ago, dcbc said:

WTF?  That was one of the best parts of a movie full of best parts.

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He…..looks like Carville. 

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Feel you, I've has to go through live with an average sized 7" dick. I even shave my junk mindfully to make it look bigger.

When I heard Trump had a small dick, I was thinking 5-6 inches, but the insinuation that it was tinier than that was crazy.

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

If you have a news dump, now is the time to do it.....

funny you should say that, check out the russian worship go fuck yourself thread...

I can't believe I forgot about the impeachments.

Getting there:

34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, notorious conman and fraudster, orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonalds and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF

Remember everyone worrying about him getting security briefings after the convention?  

44 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Need the law dogs to weigh in on this but as a layperson, my takeaway is…

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Well, he's in a tough spot. Their defense was and had to be that the prosecution didn't meet its burden of proof.  There were no witnesses that could even attempt to relate a different set of facts, except Donald Trump himself.

But his client is bitching about uncalled witnesses.  So, wtf is he gonna say.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF

Does being the president mean you're automatically eligible?

1 hour ago, butthurt said:

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Does this mean we get to literally nail his fat ass to a wooden stick and watch him die as well?  Because I'm totally on board with that.

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I hope at the debate, Biden exclusively refers to trump as "Convicted Felon Trump." Bang home that he's a criminal over, and over, and over again. Like, every single response from him in the debate should mention that trump is a convicted felon.

 

Make "Trump" and "Felon" intrinsically linked. Bang it home so much that votes are FORCED to make think about felonies anytime they think about trump.

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6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Does being the president mean you're automatically eligible?

....yeah, eligible for parole. 

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In Seattle for the pearl jam shows

Got my wife all her PJ merch this morning.

Clear day so we took the ferry to bainbridge island and had epic views of seattle

Mavericks close out the series and going to the finals 

Trump convicted on all 34 counts

Pearl Jam about to go on stage

What a great fucking day

Jimmy Kimmel is going to be awesome tonight 

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Getting there:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, notorious conman and fraudster, orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonalds and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

You can't ignore the subservience to foreign autocrats:

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Old fucks at the bar are talking about moving to Venezuela if Biden wins again [emoji23].

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1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

Old fucks at the bar are talking about moving to Venezuela if Biden wins again emoji23.png.

Pull out a map and see if they can find it 

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