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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You can't ignore the subservience to foreign autocrats:

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Thanks and included. Still workshopping.

34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

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2 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Old fucks at the bar are talking about moving to Venezuela if Biden wins again emoji23.png.

Please by all means convince them of the greatness of this idea.  Tell them to go for it now, start the trend.  

22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lifetime Maverick Michael Finley accepting the trophy. I love it. 

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2 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Pull out a map and see if they can find it 

buy their one way ticket and drive them to the airport

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44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jesse Waters is past due for an ass kicking …

 


He has a point. 
It’s a sad, sad day when a twice bankrupt multimillionaire who inherited multimillions and is twice divorced cannot screw a pornstar when his 3rd wife is pregnant, lie about it, falsify records to pay her off to conceal it from the voters while he runs and still wins the presidency.

Do we really have a country worth saving when this Everyman cannot get a fair shake?

4 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Old fucks at the bar are talking about moving to Venezuela if Biden wins again emoji23.png.

Fucking immigrants

Please by all means convince them of the greatness of this idea.  Tell them to go for it now, start the trend.  

I’ve been pushing Guyana with the idea there is a perfectly good abandoned open town for them already there.
54 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Bro... I actually think you're somewhat correct. The Republicans are selling out to DT. He is not a conservstive. He's just a con. It is well documented. 

Even when he wins, it's only for himself, and it's temporary. 

He will wipe out the Republican party as it is today. The only thing left will be the hard right, like yourself, which can't carry on politically because not enough people support hard right.  That's not what they think they're supporting in Trump now. You are hoping.

You've let a fox into your henhouse, hoping for a last grasp at a chance to require a certain lifestyle. Only a dictator can pull it off, but you don't really want that. The strategy is flawed.

Think about it. I don't even study history or politics. I'm just old and have a little bit of background in watching people support things they think supports their interests, but is actually counterproductive. 

I could be wrong, but I think Trump is doing to the Republican party what he has done to everything except his own name (which means he actually knows what he's doing or the name would be destroyed, too.}

Think about what you have said... You lined up behind Post Buchanan and now you're hoping Trump can deliver on the promise.

Not the same ballpark? It ain't even the same fucking game. He's tricked you like he tricked the banks and the racists. He's going to take your money. 

When he wins and totally abandons you, who will you blame?

You do realize, you can be the whatever it is you want to be, regardless of who is President, right? Just be you.  Even if things go back to the 1800s, you're not going to have your own personal libslave. So just live, man.

 

 

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39 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

What’s funny about Icono/ @Macklemore that he doesn’t understand, while he may not be the first to be deported under a Trump dictatorship, he will be second. Brown and having sucked cock for drugs, puts him in a class that actually may move him into the first category. He’s literally the poster boy for leopards eating faces party. It’s fucking hilarious.

What's crazy is Ive meet icono in person...

Icono is my brother, just like the most of the rest of you are... Sometimes our brothers say and do things we wouldn't say or do, and we can't quite understand why. 

Good thing for him, and for us, is Trump ain't gonna do shit aside from blow a few dollars.

12 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

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Squidward, Jesus and the Undertaker get a pass.

 

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Thanks and included. Still workshopping.

34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

Let's not forget "false prophet":

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1 minute ago, Slacks said:

What's crazy is Ive meet icono in person...

Icono is my brother, just like the most of the rest of you are... Sometimes our brothers say and do things we wouldn't say or do, and we can't quite understand why. 

Good thing for him, and for us, is Trump ain't gonna do shit aside from blow a few dollars.

Fuck that. I cut the crazy dipshits in my family out of my life.

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:


I’ve been pushing Guyana with the idea there is a perfectly good abandoned open town for them already there.

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39 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I don't normally watch cable news but I flipped to CNN interviewing Tim Scott, but had to turn it off because the feckless host refused to challenge his obviously bloviating and refusal to answer direct questions.

The fucking press' abdication of their duties is one of the most frustrating parts of all this.  No way Cronkite would have allowed that shit.

For entertainment purposes only.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's not forget "false prophet":

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So much material:

34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

What an orange cunt; here's a can of chinga tu madre, help yourself

38 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Remember everyone worrying about him getting security briefings after the convention?  

Like he paid attention when he was eligible to receive then 

7 minutes ago, shnsajax said:


I’ve been pushing Guyana with the idea there is a perfectly good abandoned open town for them already there.

With a big warehouse full of Kool-Aid.

40 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I can't believe I forgot about the impeachments.

Getting there:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, notorious conman and fraudster, orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonalds and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

i feel like "philanderer, slanderer" should be worked in there somehow

52 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It can’t possibly be complete without the words moron and incompetent 

Or cunt

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

It’s a champagne and caviar kind of night tonight!

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The rest of Surly:

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Well, not me.  I'm classy, I'm breaking out the fondu pot

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i feel like "philanderer, slanderer" should be worked in there somehow

Good additions:

34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, philanderer, slanderer & serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupt failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

I’m feeling saucy.

Now it’s time for us to finally see / hear the n word tape and get a glimpse of that pee pee tape too.

I can’t just get a taste. I need the whole meal.

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6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Guilty on all counts!!

 

I wanna plow Kaitlin Collins.

Everyone here that is celebrating with alcohol and has MAGA relatives and friends.

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7 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

What an orange cunt; here's a can of chinga tu madre, help yourself

I was really hoping this was a cup of Jim Jones finest, vintage 1978.

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Good additions:

34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, philanderer, slanderer & serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupt failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

Cunt waffle

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

I was really hoping this was a cup of Jim Jones finest, vintage 1978.

Chinga tu madre is courtesy of those shithole countries. 

12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

What's crazy is Ive meet icono in person...

Icono is my brother, just like the most of the rest of you are... Sometimes our brothers say and do things we wouldn't say or do, and we can't quite understand why. 

Good thing for him, and for us, is Trump ain't gonna do shit aside from blow a few dollars.

@Slacks is a meth dealer? Who knew? 
 

Don’t care still came.

 

Homie, a piece of unsolicited advice, don’t stan for fascists. He’s not even the fascist in name only like most right wingers claim, he’s an actual, self proclaimed fascist. Posted multiple times, on this site. He supports people that want to, and given the opportunity will return slavery to the US, and amazingly deport his fascist ass back to Iran. And if you claim he is just trolling, well, he should be ejected to the sun just as quickly if he is an actual fascist. 
 

just Stop.

5 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

He supports people that want to, and given the opportunity will return slavery to the US, and amazingly deport his fascist ass back to Persia Iran.

Fify.

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4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Ok I had a baby in December and have been sleepwalking since - he’s still the nominee, isn’t going to prison, etc? 

Holy shit, you gave birth?

2 hours ago, The University said:

watching the gas-lit idiots (looking at you, shitstain cruz) on Fox News losing their shit is fanfuckingtastic.

Yep, turns out Republicans in 2024 are the biggest fucking snowflakes in the world.

I've called a few MAGA relatives tonight and asked about recent weather, summer plans, health of other relatives, etc., just as pleasant as can be, didn't say anything about Trump, nor did they.  Was really surprised nobody started talking about today's news - I was waiting for one of them to pop off about the rigged trial, and then I'd get to point out that if the trial was rigged against Trump, the appeal would be rigged against him as well.  But no, just exchanged pleasantries.

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

Everybody else is tossing in stuff, but Encyclopedia Britannica is also evolving its entry on the Donald.

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Donald-Trump

 

Me waiting to see what happens at the RNC
 
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You’ve never seen an aggy yell practice?

Welp, the initial response from R leaders has been to rally support and “come out with vengeance”….5 months later. After the second and third trials with guilty verdicts the realization that there will be a severe drop in turnout for Republicans that will switch up state leges nationwide will be fun.

24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Junior repeatedly said that our country is now a crap hole because his dad was convicted. He said the Democrats finally won and we’re able to turn the country into a crap hole.

Should be an easy to have Biden say, “Unlike Donnie Trump, I don’t believe our country is a crap hole - I think we are the greatest country in the world with the best people.”

Welp, the initial response from R leaders has been to rally support and “come out with vengeance”….5 months later. After the second and third trials with guilty verdicts the realization that there will be a severe drop in turnout for Republicans that will switch up state leges nationwide will be fun.

When do you think those will happen because it won’t be before the November election.
30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The rest of Surly:

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off to the steel shank thread

44 minutes ago, Slacks said:

 

Icono is my brother, just like the most of the rest of you are...

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10 minutes ago, NAVY said:

 

Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
And my jimmy runs deep, so deep
So deep put her butt to sleep

 

 

42 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

So much material:

34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

Fuck Hemingway, that's how you start a novel.  

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
And my jimmy runs deep, so deep
So deep put her butt to sleep

 

 

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