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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


GoP will be very broke, very soon 

he ruins everything he touches 

What's hilarious is all the grifting that Trump does is it goes straight to him, not the party lol. Isn't there already articles out there about the GOP being broke? 

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15 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I call bullshit that Kyle could correctly use and spell miscarriage of justice without assistance.

32 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What's hilarious is all the grifting that Trump does is it goes straight to him, not the party lol. Isn't there already articles out there about the GOP being broke? 

He is the GOP.

39 minutes ago, troph said:

I read in a news aggregator (just the facts) that 1 out of 10 are imprisoned for this crime. I doubt he does a single day of time. If he does it’s house arrest. He’s not going to prison for this. But here’s to hoping ! 

Yeah, I'm thinking house arrest at the very most.  Given what I understand as the max time for these crimes, weighed with the extreme hassle and expense in incarcerating a former President and all the security and other accommodations that go into that, I don't see this judge sending him to prison for even a nominal amount of time.  In any event, he's still an orange fat fuck felon.

13 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Do you guys think the Central Park Five can scrape enough $ together for a full page add tomorrow?

Memory jog in the way back machine.  Donnie wants to get tough on crime:

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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He doesn’t have nearly enough hair for braids like that. It would be a couple of rows down the side and completely bald on top.

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12 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

Would you please stop calling yourselves conservatives. You don’t follow any conservative policies whatsoever. But most of all, you are not “patriots”, and need to stop calling yourselves that.  

You are either insurrectionists or people who supported insurrections.   You either work for the demolishment of the institutions of our government or you support those who do.     You either profane Christianity by professing to be Christian but pursuing actions that Jesus would never support, or you support those who profane Christianity and profess to be Christians. 

Please just call yourself a white nationalist so we know who you are and what you stand for. 

Dusting off “fuck you, motherfucker” by Kool Keith.

Another quick reminder, Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

Gotta love the logic:

”Being convicted is going to fire up his base, the justice department is corrupt”

”Being found not guilty is going to fire up his base, the justice department is corrupt”

There is literally nothing you can say that will change their minds and pull them from the cult.  Beyond putting him out of reach forever, his death will be fascinating in seeing if anyone can fill that void for them.  

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

30 days of being stormy’s butler

And this is customary in your legal system?  

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One sign of how incredibly fucked up things are is that we just accept that if elected, Trump will terminate these cases, to the extent that he can.

That is so utterly corrupt that it is beyond comprehension.

Of all the fuckery Nixon got up to, it was the similar Saturday Night Massacre that sealed his fate, not the break-in, not the cover-up, not the tapes revealing same, but the attempt to short circuit proceedings against him.

Fuck Trump.  Fuck the GQP.  Fuck anyone who supports these notions.

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

As someone who enjoys watching pornography, likes presidential biographies, bribes my kids with desert for their cooperation, and then lies to their mom about said desert…. This hits close to home.

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2 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Gotta love the logic:

”Being convicted is going to fire up his base, the justice department is corrupt”

”Being found not guilty is going to fire up his base, the justice department is corrupt”

There is literally nothing you can say that will change their minds and pull them from the cult.  Beyond putting him out of reach forever, his death will be fascinating in seeing if anyone can fill that void for them.  

Being dead is going to fire up his base. The deep state had him murdered!

I don't know when or why but they will turn on him one day and act like they never supported him.

It will almost be as crazy as watching them suddenly be friends with Russia or against international trade...

2 hours ago, locodos said:

We should hang out.

-Frito

You want to watch porn with another dude while eating dessert with his kids?

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

dessert

Don’t tell me how to raise my kids

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Real question: why was he apparently allowed to just leave the courthouse after the verdict and go back to his stupid tower?  Why no handcuffs?  Would anyone else have been allowed to do the same?

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On my way to the office, I might have gone down 5th Ave.

Some amazing Trump fan yelled at me, "Suck my dick, bitch."

Lol. Not even with Icono's mouth. Glad to see misogyny is alive and well with Trump stans.  FYI, more media than Trumpies. And most Trump haters are where we have all been during the trial, at work because we have jobs and responsibilities and aren't members of a cult.

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That cop has a "hey, what did *I* do?" look on his face.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Real question: why was he apparently allowed to just leave the courthouse after the verdict and go back to his stupid tower?  Why no handcuffs?  Would anyone else have been allowed to do the same?

he hasn't been sentenced yet ?

 

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Real question: why was he apparently allowed to just leave the courthouse after the verdict and go back to his stupid tower?  Why no handcuffs?  Would anyone else have been allowed to do the same?
For nonviolent crimes, it is not at all unusual.   And while you and I would enjoy watching it, there is no reason to subject the court and jail personnel to the extra expense and work of protecting a former president and his Secret Service contingent at the local pokey until his sentencing.   One presumes that an ex-President should be among the lowest flight risks that could be conceived. 
The one good thing about Trump is if he flees the country to Russia, and even if tortured, all he could tell Putin about our nation’s military defense is, “We’ve got a lot of really great weapons, bigly deadly, that when I was president were all used in the best way.  Name them? I don’t know all their names, because each one has a different number. And then they have nicknames too, it’s very confusing.  Jarad might know.  What, our nuclear submarines you say?  I can tell you they go all around the world without coming up for air - it’s really amazing - and carry missiles and stuff. No, I’m serious. Each submarine has many missiles…”
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Yeah, I'm thinking house arrest at the very most.  Given what I understand as the max time for these crimes, weighed with the extreme hassle and expense in incarcerating a former President and all the security and other accommodations that go into that, I don't see this judge sending him to prison for even a nominal amount of time.  In any event, he's still an orange fat fuck felon.

Is house arrest an option when the convicted felon is a Florida resident?

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Is house arrest an option when the convicted felon is a Florida resident?

Does it have to be his house?  Or can the sentence be served in one of his hillbilly fan's shack?

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Oh the fucking irony of rich white people I've overheard say they no longer trust the justice system.  

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Real question: why was he apparently allowed to just leave the courthouse after the verdict and go back to his stupid tower?  Why no handcuffs?  Would anyone else have been allowed to do the same?

I think he posted a bond when he was indicted.  He's still covered by the bond until he is sentenced.

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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trump - they can be judges ???

11 hours ago, shnsajax said:

Old fucks at the bar are talking about moving to Venezuela if Biden wins again emoji23.png.

 

10 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Pull out a map and see if they can find it 

They want to move to a country that is pouring thousands of those illegal immigrants they fucking hate into the United States? And is a socialist one to boot? Becoming a lib to own the libs. 
 

11 hours ago, shnsajax said:

Old fucks at the bar are talking about moving to Venezuela if Biden wins again emoji23.png.

you know, how I know, they've never been to Venezuela?

 

11 hours ago, Slacks said:

What's crazy is Ive meet icono in person...

Icono is my brother, just like the most of the rest of you are... Sometimes our brothers say and do things we wouldn't say or do, and we can't quite understand why. 

Good thing for him, and for us, is Trump ain't gonna do shit aside from blow a few dollars.

At what point, when someone you claim is your brother, espouses thoughts and ideals that literally would result in the hurting of you and your family, do you stop viewing him as a brother and just a piece of shit?

40 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

One sign of how incredibly fucked up things are is that we just accept that if elected, Trump will terminate these cases, to the extent that he can.

That is so utterly corrupt that it is beyond comprehension.

Of all the fuckery Nixon got up to, it was the similar Saturday Night Massacre that sealed his fate, not the break-in, not the cover-up, not the tapes revealing same, but the attempt to short circuit proceedings against him.

Fuck Trump.  Fuck the GQP.  Fuck anyone who supports these notions.

I think the most fucked up part of this, by far, is that not only he, but other prominent elected officials, are repeating his lie that he wasn't allowed to testify in his own defense and that he wasn't allowed to call witnesses in his defense. Especially since a major news outlet is going with that lie and telling it to their viewers. It's by far the most egregious part of this and it's not even close.

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