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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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1 hour ago, Creasy Bear said:

I was going to vote for RFKjr however I might be voting for Trump now.

Of all the things that were never happening, this was never happening the most.

Baseless Republican accusations and decades of character assassination didn’t make Hillary a flawed candidate. 
The DNC using Superdelegates to give her the nomination, and her ignoring battleground states is what made her a flawed candidate.
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Hey Gravy Seals, might not be much, but I'm ready when you are.

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my hood is heavy blue, I’m good 

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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump’s having record fundraising off of this.
When will yall get that there are no good outcomes when it comes to Trump?
It only gets worse.
There is no bottom.

So the annoying rube next door to me flying a "TAKE AMERICA BACK" flag is having his bank account drained as we speak and I'm supposed to feel like I'm being owned here?

No just a list of all his staff and associates that have gone to jail or face bankruptcy.

I beat this drum a lot, but it's insane that non-Maga conservatives have no concern about how shitty Trump is at vetting and hiring, particularly for general bureaucratic necessary roles. COS, lawyers, cabinet- really everything. And he's older, even dumber and more distracted and running out of backs to stab.

Just let Joe win and have a low key Reagan second term.
There are no more non MAGA conservatives.
9 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

So the annoying rube next door to me flying a "TAKE AMERICA BACK" flag is having his bank account drained as we speak and I'm supposed to feel like I'm being owned here?


Russian bot farms 

I was going to vote for RFKjr however I might be voting for Trump now.
Oh, no! One more Trump vote in Texas? We're doomed!
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


not too late for an abortion 

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I MeAn, AiNt ThAt iN tHe DeMoRaT pLaTfOrM?

17 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Baseless Republican accusations and decades of character assassination didn’t make Hillary a flawed candidate. 

The DNC using Superdelegates to give her the nomination, and her ignoring battleground states is what made her a flawed candidate.

The republicans and Fox News went after her when she was First Lady and never stopped.  She was always the candidate they wanted to run against.  They poisoned that well years before that election.  I sure as hell voted for her.

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9 hours ago, Bookman said:

I think it was the moment they were fooled into believing that reality television was actually real. 

As stupid as this is, I’m pretty sure this is actually the answer. 

The right and Fox News went after her when she was First Lady and never stopped.  She was always the candidate they wanted to run against.  They poisoned that well years before that election.  I sure as hell voted for her.
She was a bad candidate. She was the only candidate Trump could have beaten. Maybe the DNC should have listened to their primary voters instead of telling them who the candidate would be.
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

😂😂😂

Is that enter sandman in the background?!

That makes it even better.

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


my hood is heavy blue, I’m good 

I'm in Texas so you never know...

I'm on team @Brisketexan, liberal attitude, but ready to rumble if needed.

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2 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

I was going to vote for RFKjr however I might be voting for Trump now.

 

38 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Of all the things that were never happening, this was never happening the most.

Seriously, let's pretend that I actually believe that you weren't already a Trump lock. Walk me through the thinking here. 

"Both these candidates suck. I'm going to waste my vote on the guy running on the Kennedy family name, despite every other living member of it hating his guts. Who's anti-all vax, conspiracy addicted, and has literal worms eating away at his brain...

...wait a minute, they convicted the guy who absolutely did the crime in a jury trial in the location where he committed the crime and someone else has already served prison time for--that I suppose it's possible they may have let slide if he wasn't a historically unpopular President. That's it, I'm changing my vote!"

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2 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

I was going to vote for RFKjr however I might be voting for Trump now.

Lie.   Just like all the frauds that pretended to vote for Gary Johnson a few years back.  

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


ask him when life starts, per the Bible 

3 Corinthians?

 

10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'm in Texas so you never know...

I'm on team @Brisketexan, liberal attitude, but ready to rumble if needed.


my dream is Texas maga dumbasses in Austin start pushing Texit. I can fucking gurantee you Harris, Bexar, and Travis say peace out to yall 

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The dumbest fucking people ……

 

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people ……

 

Why are these reporters afraid to just say "hey, shut up like an adult and let me talk." You're already talking over them, you want a juicy sound bite? you'll get one if they storm off. Just call them the children they are or mute their mics or something.

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1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Baseless Republican accusations and decades of character assassination didn’t make Hillary a flawed candidate. 

The DNC using Superdelegates to give her the nomination, and her ignoring battleground states is what made her a flawed candidate.

 

2 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

I was going to vote for RFKjr however I might be voting for Trump now.

Enterprising entrepreneurs take note. There’s plenty of money to be made off of people that think like this. 30% of the voting population are die hards. That’s lots of revenue.

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people ……

 

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11 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Why are these reporters afraid to just say "hey, shut up like an adult and let me talk." You're already talking over them, you want a juicy sound bite? you'll get one if they storm off. Just call them the children they are or mute their mics or something.

The press need to understand that the politicians need them more than they need to politicians.

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Just let Joe win and have a low key Reagan second term.

Not a horrible campaign slogan for “independents” and “undecideds”. 

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

That's quite brave of you to vote for the (takes deep breath) sleepy 34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, philanderer, slanderer & serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupt failed businessman, notorious conman and fraudster, orange baby-handed golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" star, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, Epstein buddy who walks in on naked teenagers in dressing rooms, and twice-impeached, disgraced former president, Donald J. Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful….

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It's fascinating to see those ~ 2016 Hillary Clinton clips.  She was almost always dead on point.  She called it all.  Too many people didn't listen.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

It's fascinating to see those ~ 2016 Hillary Clinton clips.  She was almost always dead on point.  She called it all.  Too many people didn't listen.

Well, you see, there were these emails. I heard they were very important or something. Therefore your points are all invalid. 

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's fascinating to see those ~ 2016 Hillary Clinton clips.  She was almost always dead on point.  She called it all.  Too many people didn't listen.

But she was wrong when she referred to his supporters as a "basket of deplorables"... she underestimated them... turns out they were way worse.

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13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful….

Okay.  I'll say it.

 

Shuttupbitchmakemeaturkeypotpie!!!!

12 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Well, you see, there were these emails. I heard they were very important or something. Therefore your points are all invalid. 

But Donald Trump's email server thing was different

I was going back through some old YouTube ads that make fun of dotard and found a great snip from Chris Christie in a Lincoln Project ad.  This was in one of the debates before the Iowa caucus.

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump’s having record fundraising off of this.
When will yall get that there are no good outcomes when it comes to Trump?
It only gets worse.
There is no bottom.

Biden campaign claims they raised $35MM off this.  May not be as much as dotard, but it ain't nothing.  Besides, every dollar dotard raises he will steal and stays out of competitive senate races.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

"We can't know for sure that he was unaware of this so the bar can't do anything to him." - You Know Who.

2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Baseless Republican accusations and decades of character assassination didn’t make Hillary a flawed candidate. 

The DNC using Superdelegates to give her the nomination, and her ignoring battleground states is what made her a flawed candidate.

Oh good fucking grief.  Here we go with the "Bernie Bros" getting big mad again.  Just admit it, your dude isn't popular outside your little corner of the electorate.

Trump’s having record fundraising off of this.
When will yall get that there are no good outcomes when it comes to Trump?
It only gets worse.
There is no bottom.
He's going to die, and the GOP will have to reassemble without the Christian nationalist murder Browns at the border @macklemore new party which sounds kinda great watching them self destruct further?
1 hour ago, dcbc said:

The republicans and Fox News went after her when she was First Lady and never stopped.  She was always the candidate they wanted to run against.  They poisoned that well years before that election.  I sure as hell voted for her.

Until Biden ran in 2020, she was the most qualified person to run for President since GHWB or maybe Bob Dole, but all his time was spent in one position.

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Lie.   Just like all the frauds that pretended to vote for Gary Johnson a few years back.  

After Trump loses this election, the GQP completely implodes, and MAGA goes back into hiding leaving nothing but smoldering ash... you won't be able to find a single mother fucker anywhere that will admit to have voted for dotard in any of these elections.

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Oh good fucking grief.  Here we go with the "Bernie Bros" getting big mad again.  Just admit it, your dude isn't popular outside your little corner of the electorate.

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10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Until Biden ran in 2020, she was the most qualified person to run for President since GHWB or maybe Bob Dole, but all his time was spent in one position.

For sure.  Former Senator.  Former Secretary of State.  Lawyer.  White House experience.  She was damned-sure more qualified than a moronic game-show host.  And, because of how prepared they were to continue their decades-old. smear campaign on her, she was the only person Donald could beat.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people ……

 

Senator Mushmouth is in so far over his head and doesn't realize it.  Does it get any better than this?

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Oh good fucking grief.  Here we go with the "Bernie Bros" getting big mad again.  Just admit it, your dude isn't popular outside your little corner of the electorate.
I was never a Bernie guy. But the DNC fucked up, my man. Hillary was the only D candidate Trump could have beat. And she half assed her campaign.
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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump’s having record fundraising off of this.
When will yall get that there are no good outcomes when it comes to Trump?
It only gets worse.
There is no bottom.

Every dollar that goes to Trump is mostly going to be spent somewhere other than his campaign, and every dollar that goes to Trump is a dollar that doesn’t go down ballot.

3 hours ago, bolverk said:

That's quite brave of you to vote for the (takes deep breath) sleepy 34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, philanderer, slanderer & serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupt failed businessman, notorious conman and fraudster, orange baby-handed golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" star, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, Epstein buddy who walks in on naked teenagers in dressing rooms, and twice-impeached, disgraced former president, Donald J. Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

Yeah, but he is also a WWE Hall of Fame member.

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Okay.  I'll say it.

 

Shuttupbitchmakemeaturkeypotpie!!!!

Irony of ironies, I had a turkey pot pie today.  It was delicious.  Carry on.

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