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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I didn't.  Chewbaca did.

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19 minutes ago, dcbc said:

For sure.  Former Senator.  Former Secretary of State.  Lawyer.  White House experience.  She was damned-sure more qualified than a moronic game-show host.  And, because of how prepared they were to continue their decades-old. smear campaign on her, she was the only person Donald could beat.

First lady that knew how the inner workings of the White House went.  Hell, I told my friends I couldn't wait to vote for her because I thought she did great her first two terms as President.

4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Just let Joe win and have a low key Reagan second term.

Yeah, that whole Iran-Contra thing was NBD.  SCOTUS nominations of Robert Bork and Douglas Ginsburg went smooth as shit.  Vetoed the 1986 Comprehensive Anti-Apartheid Act.  First half of the Savings and Loan Crisis also happened in his second term.

We should expect better than that bullshit from a second Biden term.

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Every dollar that goes to Trump is mostly going to be spent somewhere other than his campaign, and every dollar that goes to Trump is a dollar that doesn’t go down ballot.


Down the ballot R’s are fuuuuuuuuucked 

9 hours ago, tokamak said:

The Republican party has had a million chances to split over Trumpism. The last best chance was the aftermath of January 6 and the 2nd impeachment. They couldn't muster up the guts to do it then, which means they'll never do it. It's Trump's party until the day he dies, no matter what.

They are convinced that they can’t win without the MAGA idiots.  But they have also discovered (or will) that they can’t win with them

9 hours ago, Okie State said:

This is one of many reasons why I don't understand why so many people worship him. He's a huge pussy who blames all of his failures on others. How can anyone respect that?

The fascist types always blames their woes on somebody else rather than manning up and getting their shit together.  The Christian fascists are unhappy in their lives, so want everybody else dragged down to their levels.  The nationalists look at anybody not born here as the reason why their wives are banging the lawn guy or their kids look up to non-white athletes as their heroes and their dads as losers who crank Fox News up to high.

6 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

“I do think a lot of these folks have been looking for an excuse to maybe mobilize for a while,” said Amy Cooter of the Middlebury Institute of International Studies’ Center on Terrorism, Extremism and Counterterrorism.

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At this point I’m ready for Biden to go Andrew Jackson on SCOTUS. 

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's fascinating to see those ~ 2016 Hillary Clinton clips.  She was almost always dead on point.  She called it all.  Too many people didn't listen.

The majority of voters listened.

Sadly, this is America, and that doesn't always matter.

Because slavery.

Had the weirdest dream last night. For some reason I was watching the election results in a public area here in OKC.  After Biden was declared the winner I started with the fist pumps and "Fuck Yeahs!". A news person saw me and came up to me to stick a camera in my face. Asked me something then I popped back with "Sic semper tyrannis". "This is how we deal with tyrants in the land of the free!"

I started getting booed by the magats around me, so I threw out another "Fuck Yeah!" and started flipping everyone the bird and calling them losers. I was obviously very gracious in victory.

Dream ended there. No idea if I made it out alive. However, if I find my self out in public on election night I already know the script.

In reality, I plan on making sure I'm sitting on my couch drinking bourbon in victory or defeat.

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19 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Had the weirdest dream last night. For some reason I was watching the election results in a public area here in OKC.  After Biden was declared the winner I started with the fist pumps and "Fuck Yeahs!". A news person saw me and came up to me to stick a camera in my face. Asked me something then I popped back with "Sic semper tyrannis". "This is how we deal with tyrants in the land of the free!"

I started getting booed by the magats around me, so I threw out another "Fuck Yeah!" and started flipping everyone the bird and calling them losers. I was obviously very gracious in victory.

Dream ended there. No idea if I made it out alive. However, if I find my self out in public on election night I already know the script.

In reality, I plan on making sure I'm sitting on my couch drinking bourbon in victory or defeat.

 

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I don’t like him really but that is dead-on balls accurate.
After Trump loses this election, the GQP completely implodes, and MAGA goes back into hiding leaving nothing but smoldering ash... you won't be able to find a single mother fucker anywhere that will admit to have voted for dotard in any of these elections.
I have pictures of my brother and his wife in Maga hats.

If she's wearing just the MAGA hat, you have to post those pics.  There are rules.  Justice, Law, & Order!  

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Yeah, Cowherd is an insufferable douchebag, but he's not wrong about Trump.

Yeah, that whole Iran-Contra thing was NBD.  SCOTUS nominations of Robert Bork and Douglas Ginsburg went smooth as shit.  Vetoed the 1986 Comprehensive Anti-Apartheid Act.  First half of the Savings and Loan Crisis also happened in his second term.
We should expect better than that bullshit from a second Biden term.
That should would make Republicans very whelmed. My point stands.
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12 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
12 hours ago, dcbc said:
The right and Fox News went after her when she was First Lady and never stopped.  She was always the candidate they wanted to run against.  They poisoned that well years before that election.  I sure as hell voted for her.

She was a bad candidate. She was the only candidate Trump could have beaten. Maybe the DNC should have listened to their primary voters instead of telling them who the candidate would be.

Better candidate than Bernie whom she beat fair and square. And no, superdelegates had nothing to do with it. Bernie doesn’t appeal to Blacks and Latinos. That’s his big flaw. Btw, the superdelegates are a feature of the party, not the candidate. (A party Bernie could join if he wanted to.) The party changed the superdelegate rules in 2018 and Bernie lost again. It’s time to put to rest all the Bernie bro complaints about how the Democratic primaries/caucuses were unfair to him. They weren’t. He just lost. Twice.

James Comey is the single biggest factor that cost Hillary the election. But Bernie didn’t help. He should’ve rallied his supporters around Clinton immediately and silenced all criticism about how he’d been treated. But if Hillary won, Bernie couldn’t run again in 2020. If Trump won, he could, and frankly I think he bears some responsibility for not fighting harder to keep that dirtbag out of office. 

Better candidate than Bernie whom she beat fair and square. And no, superdelegates had nothing to do with it. Bernie doesn’t appeal to Blacks and Latinos. That’s his big flaw. Btw, the superdelegates are a feature of the party, not the candidate. (A party Bernie could join if he wanted to.) The party changed the superdelegate rules in 2018 and Bernie lost again. It’s time to put to rest all the Bernie bro complaints about how the Democratic primaries/caucuses were unfair to him. They weren’t. He just lost. Twice.
James Comey is the single biggest factor that cost Hillary the election. But Bernie didn’t help. He should’ve rallied his supporters around Clinton immediately and silenced all criticism about how he’d been treated. But if Hillary won, Bernie couldn’t run again in 2020. If Trump won, he could, and frankly I think he bears some responsibility for not fighting harder to keep that dirtbag out of office. 

And here’s my hot take: we’re lucky that Trump won in 2016. Yes, you read that right, stay with me here.
Trumpism, and the Christian white nationalist authoritarian movement, were like a deadly tumor growing inside our head. We (including me) tried for a long time to tell ourselves that the frequent headaches were normal, and hey, who DOESN’T have a seizure now and then?
Then, in 2016, we suffered a traumatic head injury. It required a full scan of our skull, to see everything that was going on. And holy shit, while we were just checking to see if there was a brain bleed or not, we discovered a giant brain tumor that is well on the way to killing us.
Will we be able to excise it? Will we survive this cancer? Who knows…yall know I’m not optimistic. But 2016 at least gave us a clear diagnosis and the info we need to pursue a path to treatment and hopefully a cure.
Is our body politic up for that? Jury is out. Things still look pretty grim. But at least we’re not in the dark about the nature and extent of our disease.
Yeah, Cowherd is an insufferable douchebag, but he's not wrong about Trump.

I don’t get the hate for Cowherd. I listen to him in the car and find I agree with quite a bit of what he says. His analysis is usually pretty good/interesting and his show flows well.

Stephen A, Skip Bayless, Shannon Sharp, Finebaum, etc - all truly insufferable douchebags. These guys are in the immediately change the channel group. I don’t see Cowherd in that same group.

I also listen to Dan Patrick in the car. Cowherd is no Dan Patrick, but he’s plenty listenable imo.
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Actions, or in this case clothes, sometimes speak louder than words. On the final day of Donald Trump’s hush money criminal trial — in which a jury found the former president guilty on all 34 counts of falsifying business records — Emily Ratajkowski was spotted wearing a not-so-subtle statement shirt.

Snapped while taking a stroll in New York City, the model, writer and actor was seen wearing a graphic T-shirt printed with Stormy Daniels face (Daniels is the adult film star and director who was allegedly paid $130,000 by Trump to keep quiet about an affair ahead of the 2016 election). The $95 shirt was designed by cartoonist Robert Crumb and, according to the brand Platform, directly supports the New York based domestic violence and sexual assault organization, “Safe Horizon,” by donating a portion of its sales.

 

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On 5/30/2024 at 10:31 PM, Slacks said:

What's crazy is Ive meet icono in person...

Icono is my brother, just like the most of the rest of you are... Sometimes our brothers say and do things we wouldn't say or do, and we can't quite understand why. 

Good thing for him, and for us, is Trump ain't gonna do shit aside from blow a few dollars.

My literal brother is a Maga fool; so we talk, but don't talk politics.

 

Icono would gleefully shoot brown people at the border for fun.  Fuck that psycho.

6 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Icono would gleefully shoot brown people at the border for fun.  Fuck that psycho

He’ll be another txtow and end up on the news for either diddling kids or killing a family member or a random (likely brown) person. 
 

people with that much hate/bile in their souls (for themselves and others) are how we got here in the first place. 

Yeah, Icono's self-loathing is a huge tell.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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14 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

I’m 37.

TIL creasy is an aggy.

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the average Trump maga gqp follower is surrounded by poverty (their own house), they are surrounded by crime (family members cooking meth out back), their economy is in bad shape (no one works in their household), medical debt is drowning them (no insurance), and their govt checks aren’t enough. They’re told all the blacks are committing welfare fraud, get into universities for free, illegals are given free cell phones, free apts, free social security, so trump’s lies hits home for them 

there are posters her that believe it all. Some with degrees

19 hours ago, tx ind said:

Also, kinda sucks that the n-word story from yesterday morning is nowhere right now.

Link?  I’ve been traveling and didn’t see this. 

Thurmond - check

Nixon - check

Mitchell - check

Hoover - check

Trump - check

True then, true now. Karma’s a bitch, instant and otherwise. Lennon Lives! Twist and Shout, baby! Fuck alla youse, TrumpWorld. 

“TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS”

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Y'all see what he said about aggy?

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


And here’s my hot take: we’re lucky that Trump won in 2016. Yes, you read that right, stay with me here.
Trumpism, and the Christian white nationalist authoritarian movement, were like a deadly tumor growing inside our head. We (including me) tried for a long time to tell ourselves that the frequent headaches were normal, and hey, who DOESN’T have a seizure now and then?
Then, in 2016, we suffered a traumatic head injury. It required a full scan of our skull, to see everything that was going on. And holy shit, while we were just checking to see if there was a brain bleed or not, we discovered a giant brain tumor that is well on the way to killing us.
Will we be able to excise it? Will we survive this cancer? Who knows…yall know I’m not optimistic. But 2016 at least gave us a clear diagnosis and the info we need to pursue a path to treatment and hopefully a cure.
Is our body politic up for that? Jury is out. Things still look pretty grim. But at least we’re not in the dark about the nature and extent of our disease.

I respectfully disagree. The 2016 election resulted in a GOP supreme court and the overturn of roe v. wade. That will have terrible effects on women’s healthcare for the foreseeable future.

My 20-something brother-in-law is proudly “extremely right wing”. His idiot churchy wife got IVF, and they lost their baby when she was pregnant. This happened before roe v. wade was overturned. I listened to her tell of her heartbreak and couldn’t not think about how their voting was damaging her future reproductive healthcare.

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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this guy wrote a book called "detective jesus" where the messiah makes his long-promised return to Earth to become a homicide detective where he plays it straight but is thwarted by a corrupt detective descended from Pilate.  and now he claims that, as a police novel author, the defendant gets to sit it on jury deliberations---particularly after he threatened them and wanted to publicly out them.  That thing that Detective Lt. Jesus would have wanted.  But yeah, I'll go to church tomorrow to talk to Jesus and pretend like this is not a fucking insane computer simulation.  At least my wife's church doesn't have an intention devoted to Trump.  But who knows what tomorrow will bring?  

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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No way that's real. 

Tell me this is a parody account, or that someone hacked his real one.

This is a bridge too far... I refuse to believe a sitting congressperson is this dumb.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

No way that's real. 

Tell me this is a parody account, or that someone hacked his real one.

This is a bridge too far... I refuse to believe a sitting congressperson is this dumb.

Now seems like a good time to post pictures of the entire Freedom Caucus

I don't Tweet or X, but I went to his account and it's pretty clear it's either parody or he has indeed been hacked.  It's 100% trolling.

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25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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it’s a parody account 

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

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I respectfully disagree. The 2016 election resulted in a GOP supreme court and the overturn of roe v. wade. That will have terrible effects on women’s healthcare for the foreseeable future.
My 20-something brother-in-law is proudly “extremely right wing”. His idiot churchy wife got IVF, and they lost their baby when she was pregnant. This happened before roe v. wade was overturned. I listened to her tell of her heartbreak and couldn’t not think about how their voting was damaging her future reproductive healthcare.

Yes…it’s been horrible.
My point is that had we elected Hillary, that malignancy would have continued to grow, largely acknowledged and unimpeded. It’s hard to believe…but yes, things could be even worse.
18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't Tweet or X, but I went to his account and it's pretty clear it's either parody or he has indeed been hacked.  It's 100% trolling.

 

15 minutes ago, GenXer said:


it’s a parody account 

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It’s legit hard to tell with radical r’s at this point. Plus that account was followed by Texas tribune, not that that’s an excuse..,

23 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

No way that's real. 

Tell me this is a parody account, or that someone hacked his real one.

This is a bridge too far... I refuse to believe a sitting congressperson is this dumb.

Haha it is.  The account is actually kind of funny.

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12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes…it’s been horrible.
My point is that had we elected Hillary, that malignancy would have continued to grow, largely acknowledged and unimpeded. It’s hard to believe…but yes, things could be even worse.

Yeah, the Tim Dunns and Faris Wilks would have stayed largely incognito for another 4-8 years.

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New York should be like, "ok, let's make a deal... NY will not receive federal funding, but all federal taxes from NY stay in NY"

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