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2 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Hey, we can all walk down 5th Avenue now with zero fear!

Are you white?

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18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I'm sure this is the proper move since now he's a convicted felon but this will just give him one more argument on how the govt is after them, and he gets to toss in the 2nd amendment.  He really is the worst American of all time.

15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm sure this is the proper move since now he's a convicted felon but this will just give him one more argument on how the govt is after them, and he gets to toss in the 2nd amendment.  He really is the worst American of all time.

"My 2nd Amendment rights are being stollen! It is a horrible thing, really the worst thing. No one has ever seen a thing like this before. The FBI is trying to assassinate me and now the DOJ is trying to prevent me from having a gun for protection! The thug NYPD lead by a Trump hater is doing it for Biden! Even Hunter HAS guns! Send money now to fight this Injustice!" - probably being said somewhere

21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm sure this is the proper move since now he's a convicted felon but this will just give him one more argument on how the govt is after them, and he gets to toss in the 2nd amendment.  He really is the worst American of all time.

Dem response message:

Trump demands that felons be armed

On 6/3/2024 at 9:13 AM, Gatorubet said:

In sum, Bannon’s excuse for not going to jail is now gone.    We will see if the trial court, having been told it was wrong, will still insist on an en banc decision before pulling the string.  I would guess we are less than 10 days away from Bannon going to jail.

The Trump appointed federal judge in Bannon’s case just told him he needs to report on July 1, 2024 for his finding out part. 

Must be nice to get to choose the day you show up to jail 

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The Trump appointed federal judge in Bannon’s case just told him he needs to report on July 1, 2024 for his finding out part. 

Maybe it's just wrong of me (eh fuck probably not), but I'm hoping he gets Whitey Bulger'd

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think anyone who has seen the story of Buscemi's return to FDNY after 9/11 could think he's anything but a good dude.

That he willingly went there to volunteer with his old ladder was incredible. 

7 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Maybe it's just wrong of me (eh fuck probably not), but I'm hoping he gets Whitey Bulger'd

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31 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Must be nice to get to choose the day you show up to jail 

Judge Nichols ruled that unless the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals grants Bannon’s request for an en banc hearing between June 24 — the deadline for Bannon to make such a request — and July 1, Bannon will have to surrender.

The date has nothing to do with Bannon’s wishes, but recognizes the procedural reality that Bannin’s request for an en banc hearing might be granted, and Bannon prevail on his defense and not have to go to jail.   

Put another way, the July 1 date has nothing to do with Bannon’s wishes and everything to do with recognizing Bannon’s appellate rights and the DC circuit deadline rules.  Let me add that this is not a unique Bannon gift; every litigant has the right to request an en banc hearing.

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Judge Nichols ruled that unless the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals grants Bannon’s request for an en banc hearing between June 24 — the deadline for Bannon to make such a request — and July 1, Bannon will have to surrender.

The date has nothing to do with Bannon’s wishes, but recognizes the procedural reality that Bannin’s request for an en banc hearing might be granted, and Bannon prevail on his defense and not have to go to jail.   

Put another way, the July 1 date has nothing to do with Bannon’s wishes and everything to do with recognizing Bannon’s appellate rights and the DC circuit deadline rules.  Let me add that this is not a unique Bannon gift; every litigant has the right to request an en banc hearing.

On a positive note, this will pretty well sideline his stupid ass until after the election.  

12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

On a positive note, this will pretty well sideline his stupid ass until after the election.  

I hope so, but I’m not so sure.  When the DC circuit denies the en banc request, Bannon will take a writ to the Supreme Court.  The odds of getting an en banc rehearing is roughly equivalent to the odds of getting a writ granted by the Supreme Court. 

if the trial court thinks it ok for him to be out pending the en banc denial, that same judge might think it ok to let him out/delay jail pending the SCOTUS writ denial. 

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm sure this is the proper move since now he's a convicted felon but this will just give him one more argument on how the govt is after them, and he gets to toss in the 2nd amendment.  He really is the worst American of all time.

Who cares?  Anyone that thinks this way is in the tank for Maga anyway.  

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I always liked that subtle detail in "Reservoir Dogs" at the breakfast table.  Joe immediately notices somebody didn't throw in a buck, and it's Mister Orange who immediately announces to him that it was Mr. Pink that didn't throw in.  Mister Orange gives himself away as a rat at the very start, and it's not until after everything goes sideways that Joe realizes he wasn't 100% sure of Mr. Orange.  

There have already been plenty of Mister Oranges in President Orange's life.  And there are going to be a lot more.  Trump won't do a day in prison but people are turning on him more and more and he's in denial about it.  But his brain and body are aware and they are beginning to consume him from within.  This is going to be wonderful. 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I always liked that subtle detail in "Reservoir Dogs" at the breakfast table.  Joe immediately notices somebody didn't throw in a buck, and it's Mister Orange who immediately announces to him that it was Mr. Pink that didn't throw in.  Mister Orange gives himself away as a rat at the very start, and it's not until after everything goes sideways that Joe realizes he wasn't 100% sure of Mr. Orange.  

There have already been plenty of Mister Oranges in President Orange's life.  And there are going to be a lot more.  Trump won't do a day in prison but people are turning on him more and more and he's in denial about it.  But his brain and body are aware and they are beginning to consume him from within.  This is going to be wonderful. 

Man, if we could get dotard, ted cruz, and let's say Jim Jordan in that shooting triangle, I would be a happy man.

33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Man, if we could get dotard, ted cruz, and let's say Jim Jordan in that shooting triangle, I would be a happy man.

I feel like an all expenses paid trip to Sinaloa would do the trick as well. 

Just so we all get a good reminder of what a good person is in comparison to a narcissistic psycho. Steve Buscemi is down there volunteering and risking his own life and health alongside his brothers trying to save lives at the WTC. His instinct was to help those suffering and to save lives. I do not believe he has ever willingly brought it up unless asked about the experience. 

Meanwhile Dotard is saying this. What an incredible difference there is between these two people.

 

Lol at the MTV style "America Under Attack!" logo.

Didn't Dotard also brag at some point about helping to dig through debris on 9/11? Something I can say with 99.99% confidence didn't happen, unless he was trying to swipe jewelry off people or something.

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lol at the MTV style "America Under Attack!" logo.

Didn't Dotard also brag at some point about helping to dig through debris on 9/11? Something I can say with 99.99% confidence didn't happen, unless he was trying to swipe jewelry off people or something.

He was also probably trying to see if the value of his building went up since it was the tallest one again. There is no low for him. We all know that, but what we see as negative human traits his followers see as “He’s a moron just like us!”

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lol at the MTV style "America Under Attack!" logo.

Didn't Dotard also brag at some point about helping to dig through debris on 9/11? Something I can say with 99.99% confidence didn't happen, unless he was trying to swipe jewelry off people or something.

You know all the years I've seen this clip....you're right.  It looks like it's from the MTV graphic design department, like you're expecting them to cutaway to Kurt Loder at any moment, "Narcissistic Sociopath is our next guest to discuss Manhattan real estate and the best music to jerk off two invisible ghosts to after these messages from Pepsi and Chess King."  

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Man, if we could get dotard, ted cruz, and let's say Jim Jordan in that shooting triangle, I would be a happy man.

Add these motherfuckers and let's just make it a shooting dodecahedron:

Josh Hawley

Mitch McConnell

Lindsey Graham

MTG

Lauren Boobert

Ron DeSantis

Matt Gaetz

Kristi Noem

Nikki Haley

 

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Add these motherfuckers and let's just make it a shooting dodecahedron:

Josh Hawley

Mitch McConnell

Lindsey Graham

MTG

Lauren Boobert

Ron DeSantis

Matt Gaetz

Kristi Noem

Nikki Haley

 

It's a bit telling that I agree with you list and wish we can more, like Stephen Miller.  

Yeah, I just don't know any bigger shapes than dodecahedron.

 

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I just don't know any bigger shapes than dodecahedron.

 

Googolplexgon

A googolplexagon is a polygon with googolplex sides, it is the largest finite number of sides measured on a polygon, and if drawn to 1e+27 times the radius of the observable universe, it would differ from a circle by 1 googol of a Planck length.

We're trying to maintain a Democracy and you fucking geometry nerds think Topology is gonna save us?  

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

topology 

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I doubt the secret service allows tfg a firearm. Drug addled loon should be considered a threat to himself, narcissist or not.

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Well to be fair to Lindsey, he did get a minor in Bottomology 

Man of the earth, manly man dotard has never held a firearm of any kind in his tiny hands. 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I just don't know any bigger shapes than dodecahedron.

 

Isocahedron is the 20-sided die. Surely Surly can find 20 deserving targets here...

Isocahedron is the 20-sided die. Surely Surly can find 20 deserving targets here...

Dungeons and Dragons alert
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Googolplexgon

A googolplexagon is a polygon with googolplex sides, it is the largest finite number of sides measured on a polygon, and if drawn to 1e+27 times the radius of the observable universe, it would differ from a circle by 1 googol of a Planck length.

 

1 hour ago, pantone159 said:

Isocahedron is the 20-sided die. Surely Surly can find 20 deserving targets here...

Stop nerdzing up the cloak room!

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Man of the earth, manly man dotard has never held a firearm of any kind in his tiny hands. 

Only guy to shoot a derringer two handed 

10 hours ago, GenXer said:

Dem response message:

Trump demands that felons be armed

Along with a photo of some MS-13 gang members.

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2 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Dungeons and Dragons alert

Child's play, more like The Cones of Dunshire alert.

2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Child's play, more like The Cones of Dunshire alert.

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14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well to be fair to Lindsey, he did get a minor in Bottomology 

Ok no need to disparage bottoms like that 

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Only guy to shoot a derringer two handed 

Hopefully with a finger over the end of the barrel...

Shit, just pull up the profile who posted that fb msg. “Professional shit poster”

Dying, imagine holding on to hope that a professional "shit poster" holds the keys to your acquittal. 

If the post is shit you must acquit 

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