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24 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Trump's response to his own social media network's post:

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lol get fucked

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39 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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I say this as a serial bad typist who often has so many fuck ups that his posts are unreadable...but for fuck's sake, the X and the K are NOWHERE near each other on a keyboard. 

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8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Russia HOAK is a great band name

Obviously not the same spelling, but it reminded me...RIP old friend

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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

HOAK...is that Hottest Of All Kentucky?

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Or Hottest Of All Kind?

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Well, this settles it.  Atomheart is me.  Or I am atomheart.  Or something like that.

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I say this as a serial bad typist who often has so many fuck ups that his posts are unreadable...but for fuck's sake, the X and the K are NOWHERE near each other on a keyboard. 

He probably tries to spell it HOAKS, but autocorrect fixes it, sometimes. 

Meadows flipping does seem to be a holy shit moment.

How long until he is painted as a never-Trump/RINO/cuck/libtard?

If you're willing to plea guilty to SEVERAL FEDERAL CRIMES, and that's part of the deal, that means that they have to have the fucking nuts on you for several MAJOR federal crimes, right? Like they have Meadows stone cold fucked. Which means they have Trump stone cold fucked, particularly now that they have Meadows.

Any legal eagles want to disabuse me of this knee-jerk reaction?

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Obviously not the same spelling, but it reminded me...RIP old friend

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Fuck yeah.  So many 2am stops at Hoek's back in the day.

Just now, The Royal We said:

Meadows flipping does seem to be a holy shit moment.

How long until he is painted as a never-Trump/RINO/cuck/libtard?

That happened months ago, I assume, but we also so it yesterday for sure already. 

Prosecutors ready to ask for Trump indictment on obstruction and Espionage Act charges | The Independent

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The Department of Justice is preparing to ask a Washington, DC grand jury to indict former president Donald Trump for violating the Espionage Act and for obstruction of justice as soon as Thursday, adding further weight to the legal baggage facing Mr Trump as he campaigns for his party’s nomination in next year’s presidential election.

The Independent has learned that prosecutors are ready to ask grand jurors to approve an indictment against Mr Trump for violating a portion of the US criminal code known as Section 793, which prohibits “gathering, transmitting or losing” any “information respecting the national defence”.

 

The use of Section 793, which does not make reference to classified information, is understood to be a strategic decision by prosecutors that has been made to short-circuit Mr Trump’s ability to claim that he used his authority as president to declassify documents he removed from the White House and kept at his Palm Beach, Florida property long after his term expired on 20 January 2021.

 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you're willing to plea guilty to SEVERAL FEDERAL CRIMES, and that's part of the deal, that means that they have to have the fucking nuts on you for several MAJOR federal crimes, right? Like they have Meadows stone cold fucked. Which means they have Trump stone cold fucked, particularly now that they have Meadows.

Any legal eagles want to disabuse me of this knee-jerk reaction?

My thoughts exactly. Meadows is proper fucked. Which means that Trump is proper fucked too.

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1 minute ago, The Royal We said:

My thoughts exactly. Meadows is proper fucked. Which means that Trump is proper fucked too.

I'll believe it when Meadows actually submits a guilty plea in open court.  Not a moment sooner.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'll believe it when Meadows actually submits a guilty plea in open court.  Not a moment sooner.

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31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I say this as a serial bad typist who often has so many fuck ups that his posts are unreadable...but for fuck's sake, the X and the K are NOWHERE near each other on a keyboard. 

We all know he meant to type “hoaks.” He just forgot the “s” at the end is all. 

46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

HOAK

Come on, X is right next to K on his keyboard.

Or is that the singular of hoaks?

35 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you're willing to plea guilty to SEVERAL FEDERAL CRIMES, and that's part of the deal, that means that they have to have the fucking nuts on you for several MAJOR federal crimes, right? Like they have Meadows stone cold fucked. Which means they have Trump stone cold fucked, particularly now that they have Meadows.

Any legal eagles want to disabuse me of this knee-jerk reaction?

I do not.

There are 330 million people in this country and this piece of shit is the second-most likely to get elected President in 2024. And we're gonna need spreadsheets to track all of his felony charges. 

Like, I know people who will still vote for him even if he's in prison in an orange jumpsuit. It's just so depressing.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Trump's response to his own social media network's post:

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lol get fucked

So is the ukraine call now also a perfect call, or is he getting his bullshit confused?

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Just found out I'm going to OU again this year and NOW THIS?
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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is the ukraine call now also a perfect call, or is he getting his bullshit confused?

I mean, he can't be getting confused when he's believed it's been perfect from the start. So, he has absolute clarity on his lies and bullshit, sir. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is the ukraine call now also a perfect call, or is he getting his bullshit confused?

Literally every phone call he's ever made is "A PERFECT CALL," so there's that.  And no, I'm not exaggerating.  The man actually thinks and says that every single thing he's said or done is perfect.  For fuck's sake, even the goddamned chocolate cake at Mar A Lago is the best in the history of the planet:

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He's a fucking evil deranged psychopath.  There's nothing redeemable about him.  Wait....the only redeemable thing about Trump is that he will someday die, but he sure is taking his sweet damned time getting to it.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

HOAK

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the last video I watched of him he only referred to himself in the 3rd person, so yeah, not a big leap there.

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I would think a phone call that gets you impeached is by definition not perfect, but what do I know. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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I mean, he can't be getting confused when he's believed it's been perfect from the start. So, he has absolute clarity on his lies and bullshit, sir. 

It was his Georgia “find me 11,000 votes” call that was perfect. Not his “if ukraine wants American aid it had better find a crime for the Biden family” call. Or has be claimed both to be perfect?

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

As in Hoek's Death Metal Pizza 

We talked about it up thread.  TRY AND KEEP UP

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It was his Georgia “find me 11,000 votes” call that was perfect. Not his “if ukraine wants American aid it had better find a crime for the Biden family” call. Or has be claimed both to be perfect?

It's both. He definitely claimed Ukraine as perfect. And since that bullshit "worked" now all calls are "perfect." 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/04/politics/donald-trump-ukraine-perfect-call-defense/index.html

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

And, ladies and gentleman, let me be very clear, he will only tell the truth where legally obligated under threat of prosecution. In short, Mr. Meadows is a paragon of virtue any of you would be proud to call a friend whenever he is under subpoena.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

6 hours ago, The Dog said:

translation: he's not going to perjure himself in order to save Trump.

Yep.

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

That is really an astonishing quote.

You'd have to think Terwilliger wanted to stop after "truth."  But Meadows or someone insisted upon the "legal obligation" part to mitigate Trump's fury.

I guess some people actually do have limits to how far they'll go.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, this settles it.  Atomheart is me.  Or I am atomheart.  Or something like that.

Never doubted it for a second. He's the good you, you're the bad you. Good you, bad you, good you, bad you...

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54 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Meadows flipping does seem to be a holy shit moment.

How long until he is painted as a never-Trump/RINO/cuck/libtard?

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51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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41 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

One can dream:

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i know I'll be casting doubt that i was in fact educated at the fine institution this site represents by asking this, but...

who the fuck is that guy

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

Yep.

I guess some people actually do have limits to how far they'll go.

Never doubted it for a second. He's the good you, you're the bad you. Good you, bad you, good you, bad you...

good. bad. brisket is the guy with the gun

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i know I'll be casting doubt that i was in fact educated at the fine institution this site represents by asking this, but...

who the fuck is that guy

It's the Rosenberg's. Google their last name and "espionage."

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

Yep.

I guess some people actually do have limits to how far they'll go.

Never doubted it for a second. He's the good you, you're the bad you. Good you, bad you, good you, bad you...

good. bad. brisket is the guy with the gun

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i know I'll be casting doubt that i was in fact educated at the fine institution this site represents by asking this, but...

who the fuck is that guy

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Yeah, Ukraine phone call was the FIRST "perfect" call.  It was such a tortured use of the language, drove me nuts.  I'm sure he described the Georgia SOS call the same way, but by that time I was almost checked out.

Some Trump fan is going to take a shot at Meadows.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Some Trump fan is going to take a shot at Meadows.

The sad thing is that you're probably right.  What a world.

4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Some Trump fan is going to take a shot at Meadows.

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