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1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Judge Cannon. Welp. 

Maybe she learned something from being publicly rebuked last time? ...who am I kidding?

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22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Of course. 

 

This was done to distract from Hunter's giant dong?  Impossible.  Trump was only indicted on 7 counts.  That's not even one count per inch.

Fabulous. I miss the music world that had a spectrum that could produce a minute and a half song like this. Made my day. Thanks.

Yeah. Interesting band. They usually dropped some weird little gem on their albums. Got turned on to them from a cool 1981 Ze Records disco/punk/funk compilation
“Seize the Beat”



12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Listening to the CNN anchor read the transcript was hilarious.  When someone else says what he says, they just get flummoxed because he talks like a god damn child.

this whole thing is fucking incredible. 

"secret. look at this. it's secret"

that's an actual quote

LOOK AT MY SECRET OVER THERE!

Yeah but he said it was all off the record

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. I’m curious who recorded the tape, and wonder if we’ll ever find out.

8 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Well you should’ve gone to jail for going to a vanilla ice concert. Fucking poser from Dallas pretending to be from Miami. 

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1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. I’m curious who recorded the tape, and wonder if we’ll ever find out.

Well, the orange idiot did keep an unsecure cell phone in his pocket all thru his Presidency. Any government with decent technical capabilities can get into the mic/cam. Probably not what happened in this instance but he obviously didn't care about being discrete with anything, let alone national security information. 

9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So when do we get to read the federal indictment? Tuesday?

Yeah, I think so.

TIL, or yesterday, actually, that there is such thing as a summons in a criminal case.  I thought it was either arrest warrant or voluntary surrender.

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. I’m curious who recorded the tape, and wonder if we’ll ever find out.

Almost certainly either an author or reporter acting like they’re working on a puff piece but actually just waiting for him to confess to the latest crime. How many times has he been burned by that play, in some cases by the same person, even?
8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So when do we get to read the federal indictment? Tuesday?

Yes. Sealed until then.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

I'm with Hank - surprised that line hasn't been tried already.

Make no mistake - the tape of him admitting guilt is by far the most politically damaging thing we've seen so far.

MAGA will MAGA but remember it was the tapes that finally brought down Nixon.

No predictions here as only a fool would do so and we know MAGA track record on these things.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Yes. Sealed until then.

I'm with Hank - surprised that line hasn't been tried already.

Make no mistake - the tape of him admitting guilt is by far the most politically damaging thing we've seen so far.

MAGA will MAGA but remember it was the tapes that finally brought down Nixon.

No predictions here as only a fool would do so and we know MAGA track record on these things.

What that tape apparently shows is that he is truly the king of the dipshits and regards classified documents like this.

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Kicked the lawyers to the curb

 

 

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

but I think to a large degree she has probably been chastened by her spanking from the 11th Circuit,

Oh my god- are you Senator Susan Collins? Do you think she learned her lesson?

lol all these guys are going down

thing is, multiple people were running audio on that meeting including his autobiographer (?)

so he knew tape was running and just didn't care

In keeping with the tradition, I assume those two have now hired their own attorneys.  As Putt loves to say, Making Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

lol all these guys are going down

thing is, multiple people were running audio on that meeting including his autobiographer (?)

so he knew tape was running and just didn't care

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CNN reporting one of his aides was also indicted.  

10 bucks says Eileen ignores the rule of law again and the appellate has to tell her how stupid she is

He's gonna need those tears to lube up the dildo of consequences.

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That's very interesting.  Trusty has been a dipshit throughout, but loyal af to the Trump line.  And working in Florida has not been a hindrance thus far.  I'd be interested to know what's going on there.  Probably some outstanding billing in addition to not preventing him from being indicted.

It does maybe signify that someone is listening to the criticism of his fractured legal team and the need to coordinate his defenses.  Wouldn't think that person would be Trump, or Epshtyn.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Jesus, can we please just put Hunter in jail too so we don't have to hear his fucking name 1000 times a day, in relation to everything? 

Yeah. When is biden gonna revoke his security clearance and kick him out of the administration?

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

Only if AI stands for Artificial Idiocy.

On 6/6/2023 at 9:00 PM, BamaATL said:

Probably, however, Shit Blimp, now that's a band name.  

 

Hi, I'm in Shit Blimp, we do bad Led Zeppelin covers, damn glad to meet you.  

On weekends, I play down at the Sand Bar in our Doors cover band side project, Crystal Shit.

10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

including his autobiographer (?)

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's very interesting.  Trusty has been a dipshit throughout, but loyal af to the Trump line.  And working in Florida has not been a hindrance thus far.  I'd be interested to know what's going on there.  Probably some outstanding billing in addition to not preventing him from being indicted.

It does maybe signify that someone is listening to the criticism of his fractured legal team and the need to coordinate his defenses.  Wouldn't think that person would be Trump, or Epshtyn.

this is probably why:

I've seen elsewhere that Trump was blindsided by this. 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The sitting president is the head of the Executive branch - which controls the DOJ. He can simply order that all ‘witch hunt‘ charges be dropped, and with the separation of powers being what they are I do not see why that would be a problem.  Other than politically. 

Pardoning himself is a problem. Dismissing charges? I think it’s relatively easy.  If half the DOJ resigns because of that, he will be happy.

Exactly.  Hell, he could just order that the federal prison system not execute the confinement order.  Even if he's in NY State prison, he'd get out under the supremacy clause.  

He could be on video handing over a document entitled nuclear secrets to Putin, and still nothing would happen, even if he were somehow convicted.

Hopefully next, he’ll be blindsided by a garbage truck 

How can you be blindsided by something when everyone even somewhat paying attention knew an indictment was coming any day now. 

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Just now, Red Five said:

How can you be blindsided by something when everyone even somewhat paying attention knew an indictment was coming any day now. 

You underestimate the MAGA bubble he's created for himself. Anyone who tells him what he doesn't want to hear is pushed away. 

Oh he's not happy about Nauta being indicted:

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

My god, his cult is gathering at outside the fence of Maralago and they are just the bottom of the gene pool barrel.  

Fixed.  Ain't no way he's mingling with that riff raff.

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regarding Cannon and the possibility of the case staying with her:

 

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

this is probably why:

I've seen elsewhere that Trump was blindsided by this. 

So, you could say . . . 

That Trusty . . 

Couldn't be trusted . . .  

YYYEEAAAAHHHHHHH

I don’t always write in the third person but, when I do, I make sure to punctuate my name with quotation marks for some reason.

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I can land it! I can land it! Fuck!

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I'll stay with the plane to the end! Fuck. Federal indictments!

Eject eject eject!

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Or maybe it's more like this:

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On weekends, I play down at the Sand Bar in our Doors cover band side project, Crystal Shit.
How does the show go?
20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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Sadly, he's a guy who could have saved himself but bought into MAGA lies.  Sure, Hitler, I'll come down to the bunker with you instead of saving myself. 

 

Trump's valet also indicted per wapo

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
16 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:
On weekends, I play down at the Sand Bar in our Doors cover band side project, Crystal Shit.

How does the show go?

Like this:

Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times, girl
'Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times, baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS

So assuming Kash Patel isn’t indicted are we assuming he flipped for an immunity deal?

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

regarding Cannon and the possibility of the case staying with her:

 

Also, she sits at the Fort Pierce courthouse, which is 129 miles from Miami.  It's still in the Southern District, so technically ok, but it being filed in the Fort Pierce division in the first place was a forum-shop by Trump, so it seems fairly likely she would "recuse" in favor of a judge in the Miami Division.

That will be the first sign as to how willing she is to Kaczmaryk/O'Connor/Hanen herself for Trump.

47 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I’m curious who recorded the tape, and wonder if we’ll ever find out.

IIRC, it was a Trump aide who recorded it.  He wanted everything recorded because he "was tired of being misquoted."

Pretty sure that I'm not making that up, because it sounds too stupid to make up.

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6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So assuming Kash Patel isn’t indicted are we assuming he flipped for an immunity deal?

Heard on the radio he probably has limited immunity.

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