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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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Thousands of years from now when aliens are trying to recreate our language, Trump's use of punctuation will set them back decades.

I never come in here, thought I'd check it out. What a bunch of fucking queefs. Jesus Murphy. 😆

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

GOP-  "A prosecutor that declines to prosecute the law of the land is an activist and should be fired!  (see Florida Andrew Warren case)

Also GOP-  "Not declining to prosecute Trump just cause he broke the law of the land is activist and the prosecutor should be fired!" 

When a cop murders a poor black kid, these are the same people that will dig until they find an arrest for stealing car stereos when he was 14 and claim he was a dirtbag who deserved an extrajudicial death sentence. . 

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5 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

I never come in here, thought I'd check it out. What a bunch of fucking queefs. Jesus Murphy. 😆

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Preview of Trump on Tuesday.

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8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Regret what Josh? What has he been charged with and why do you think he's innocent? 

5 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

It's incredibly naive to think the police forces in the USA are not overwhelmingly MAGA-GQP. Same with the rank-and-file military and likely many of the top generals/admirals. 

Not true.  For instance, this Military Times poll of active duty troops was taken in the summer of 2020, and revealed more support for Biden than Trump.  

This ain't your grandpappy's military any more.

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10 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

I never come in here, thought I'd check it out. What a bunch of fucking queefs. Jesus Murphy. 😆


Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Fattie said his net worth has dropped 95% since Biden took office. I don’t know who to believe, reality or orange god worshipping cunt.

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20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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Sounds like he needs better financial advice...

Maybe it's cause I'm just a regular person... but I can't imagine other than a total catastrophic decline in nearly every sector of the economy for my net worth to drop 95% within 2 years-ish. 

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Well, let’s be honest here. He paid $130K to keep Stormy from saying he fucked her, not to fuck her initially. He didn’t pay anything for that.

 

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, as has been pointed out numerous times around here, he paid her to go away.

Come to think of it, I guess I know zero deets on the actual encounter, other than he has a smol peen.  Paid for?  Do we know how much?

So the MO is to give you the velvet taco for free but make you pay to keep quiet?

Was Jeffrey Epstein running a similar scam?  Trump should have known better.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Fattie said his net worth has dropped 95% since Biden took office.

Wat

What kinda dumbfounds me is that Trump seems to have 1) A LOT of lawyers... that are always coming and going but 2) never seems to have a top-flight law firm taking on his cases. There doesn't seem to be hardcore professional lawyers from pricey firms that do his talking for him. It's always some off-brand lawyer with weird background who REALLY likes to be on TV.

I mean, despite what people say about his wealth, he can afford the absolute best in representation.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Fattie said his net worth has dropped 95% since Biden took office. I don’t know who to believe, reality or orange god worshipping cunt.

maybe he just put his life savings on trump to win on predictit?

4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

What kinda dumbfounds me is that Trump seems to have 1) A LOT of lawyers... that are always coming and going but 2) never seems to have a top-flight law firm taking on his cases. There doesn't seem to be hardcore professional lawyers from pricey firms that do his talking for him. It's always some off-brand lawyer with weird background who REALLY likes to be on TV.

I mean, despite what people say about his wealth, he can afford the absolute best in representation.

You don't think Rudy is a top notch lawyer???? 😅

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Oh that's good.

13 minutes ago, G650 said:

Wat

Makes no sense.  He's allegedly in the oil & gas industry, and crude oil is almost double the price per barrel that it was when Biden took office.  The S&P is up 10% in that timeframe.

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

It's always some off-brand lawyer with weird background who REALLY likes to be on TV.
 

And he wants his judges to be the same.  

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"“And when the U.S. Justice Department sent Michael Cohen to jail, it said Cohen acted not on his own. It’s not like he came up with his plot on his own. It said that Cohen acted at the direction of Donald Trump, that Trump ordered him to do it.”

Now, that was what they called a crime. The U.S. Justice Department then – and Cohen went to jail for – that was not the Merrick Garland Justice Department. It was not the Barack Obama Justice Department. It was the Donald Trump Justice Department that made that filing. So, every time you hear this thing about, Oh, this hush money thing is political” and the like, remember it was Trump’s own Justice Department that called this crime back in 2018."

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/politics/it-was-trumps-own-justice-department-that-called-this-a-crime-katyal-responds-to-republican-freakout-over-trump-indictment/ar-AA19imYV?ocid=sapphireappshare

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

No one loses 95% of their wealth b/c of who is president.  Regarded. 

Trump fan.  Redundant. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

whiny little cunt.

 

Yeah, Trump, listen to Lindsey. Sprinkle in a few other crimes on your way there. It will be great for you.

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11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Makes no sense.  He's allegedly in the oil & gas industry, and crude oil is almost double the price per barrel that it was when Biden took office.  The S&P is up 10% in that timeframe.

maybe, and stay with me here, he's full of shit.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

maybe, and stay with me here, he's full of shit.

The thought had occurred to me.

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Makes no sense.  He's allegedly in the oil & gas industry, and crude oil is almost double the price per barrel that it was when Biden took office.  The S&P is up 10% in that timeframe.

He made some bad boat investments.

43 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Sounds like he needs better financial advice...

It was a mistake to loan all that money to April and Billy.

12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

maybe, and stay with me here, he's full of shit.

Seriously. How many more threads do we need to prove that fatty is an unserious moron

24 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

No one loses 95% of their wealth b/c of who is president.  Regarded. 

You gonna tell VY it wasn’t Obama who pissed away his 25 million?

42 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

What kinda dumbfounds me is that Trump seems to have 1) A LOT of lawyers... that are always coming and going but 2) never seems to have a top-flight law firm taking on his cases. There doesn't seem to be hardcore professional lawyers from pricey firms that do his talking for him. It's always some off-brand lawyer with weird background who REALLY likes to be on TV.

I mean, despite what people say about his wealth, he can afford the absolute best in representation.

He used to be represented by Morgan Lewis a lot - I think they were the ones that instituted the rule that two people had to be in on every conversation with Trump bc he’d lie so much. Anyway, I think they distanced themselves around the time of the subpoenas for tax info but I could be mistaken 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Our whole legal system is being INDICATED!

Trump’s gonna put the whole system on tribal!

27 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"“And when the U.S. Justice Department sent Michael Cohen to jail, it said Cohen acted not on his own. It’s not like he came up with his plot on his own. It said that Cohen acted at the direction of Donald Trump, that Trump ordered him to do it.”

Now, that was what they called a crime. The U.S. Justice Department then – and Cohen went to jail for – that was not the Merrick Garland Justice Department. It was not the Barack Obama Justice Department. It was the Donald Trump Justice Department that made that filing. So, every time you hear this thing about, Oh, this hush money thing is political” and the like, remember it was Trump’s own Justice Department that called this crime back in 2018."

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/politics/it-was-trumps-own-justice-department-that-called-this-a-crime-katyal-responds-to-republican-freakout-over-trump-indictment/ar-AA19imYV?ocid=sapphireappshare

Small beef: The premise that the justice department belongs to the party of the current president in power is mostly bullshit. Bill Barr and Donald Trump definitely put their thumbs on the scale for political outcomes, but I think that’s an outlier in the history of the department 

3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


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1939, Madison Square Garden

About the same size as a good Trump rally... Coincidence? 

I never come in here, thought I'd check it out. What a bunch of fucking queefs. Jesus Murphy. [emoji38]

Oh shit…there are still MAGAts around here? Amazing.
No one loses 95% of their wealth b/c of who is president.  Regarded. 

Well, yeah. Look who makes those type of claims.
He made some bad boat investments.

He sunk all his money into orange juice futures.

I work in O&G and holy fuck there some smooth brained right wing nut jobs in this industry.
48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Makes no sense.  He's allegedly in the oil & gas industry, and crude oil is almost double the price per barrel that it was when Biden took office.  The S&P is up 10% in that timeframe.

Yeah, those CVX and XOM stocks have been awful under Brandon

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


He sunk all his money into orange juice futures.

I work in O&G and holy fuck there some smooth brained right wing nut jobs in this industry Texas.

fify

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

maybe he just put his life savings on trump to win on predictit?

Probably put it all into TrumpCoin or whatever his crypto scam was called

26 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s gonna put the whole system on tribal!

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17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

i assume that bible is for his rock hammer?

15 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

When will the arraignment be?

Tuesday he'll turn himself in.

1 hour ago, YChang said:

Maybe it's cause I'm just a regular person... but I can't imagine other than a total catastrophic decline in nearly every sector of the economy for my net worth to drop 95% within 2 years-ish. 

When you sink your entire life savings into these things, shit can get kinda volatile:

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