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  • Just stop. A slow, undersized woman would get worked every fucking time down the court on defense. Her vertical is probably around 12-15 inches. The two games are so fundamentally different, she would

  • so much more context here, including receipts. the treatment of caitlin clark is is not only *not* typical of how “any rookie would be treated”, she is actually seen as an enemy and a threat the major

  • yeah, wnba fans constantly try and tell the rest of us that the talent level and the product is actually really good, and it’s just not. it’s pathetic. that is why this league would not exist on its o

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On 5/10/2024 at 8:51 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

It was the U15 national team, and it happened twice. 

Nope.  Just the FC Dallas U15 Academy team.  

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

They're taken seriously as athletes, because they put out a great product on the courts.  Women's tennis if competitive and fun to watch.

Women's basketball, much less so.

With good reason, play the "who'd you rather" game with women's tennis vs women's basketball and let us know how it goes.

Here's a sample... few of the top women's tennis players...

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vs whoever these WNBA ladies are...

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Just like the other angles of the league.   You dont know and that's ok.  These are absolutely not the best that the W has to offer.

3 minutes ago, d2o said:

Just like the other angles of the league.   You dont know and that's ok.  These are absolutely not the best that the W has to offer.

I'm not into tall women, or lots of tattoos, so that's definitely part of it.

Tennis and soccer girls are more my thing.  

100% not surprised beardip repped a Clay Travis screenshot. And poster not needing to be named his showing why half the board was happy he gets banned, stfu dude once in a while and let other people back your point, you hypersensitive thread bully. 

38 minutes ago, Covri said:

100% not surprised beardip repped a Clay Travis screenshot. And poster not needing to be named his showing why half the board was happy he gets banned, stfu dude once in a while and let other people back your point, you hypersensitive thread bully. 

the thread regarding my banning showed overwhelming support for me/disapproval for my banning. like 99/1. and lol at you making this post and then calling somebody else hypersensitive. that’s rich.

41 minutes ago, Covri said:

stfu dude once in a while and let other people back your point, you hypersensitive thread bully. 

i have 7 total posts on the last three pages and three of those posts are just twitter links. tell me again who’s hypersensitive.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I've posted plenty of pics in the WNBA thread. We really should merge the 2 threads.

@immamac?

Took my first foray into the WNBA thread to look at your pics.

Not sure about Kelsey, but who is that next to her?  Guarantee she can't dunk with all that weight up front.  Yeowzer

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I would wife up/bang KP before any of those soft 6 tennis players that @DixonHur posted.

On 5/18/2024 at 12:37 AM, ztejas said:

 

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On 5/10/2024 at 4:57 PM, ztejas said:

 

On 7/13/2022 at 6:13 PM, ztejas said:

 

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I mean Darren Waller wifed that up. I'm not saying the average WNBA player is attractive but they have some sexy players. The average women's tennis player isn't good looking, either. 

Lol that was funny timing. She has strong features but I've always found her super sexy. I mean I get anyone not digging Plum.

And Candace Parker is just drop dead gorgeous and always has been. Granted she's 6'4" and bats for the other team.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol that was funny timing. She has strong features but I've always found her super sexy. I mean I get anyone not digging Plum.

And Candace Parker is just drop dead gorgeous and always has been. Granted she's 6'4" and bats for the other team.

Plum is a bit manly for my tastes.  But as my mom used to say, "that's why they make chocolate and vanilla."

I like smaller, feminine women, so these ladies are more in my wheelhouse... 

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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Plum is a bit manly for my tastes.  But as my mom used to say, "that's why they make chocolate and vanilla."

I like smaller, feminine women, so these ladies are more in my wheelhouse... 

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Yeah I hear you. We all have different tastes. I'm 6'3" and have a big frame so taller or more masculine women aren't always a turnoff for me. I'm also a little fluid - there are men that I find attractive despite not really being gay or ever crossing that line sexually. 

16 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

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No one needed your stupid fucking opinion here anyway, dickcheese. 

On 6/3/2024 at 2:44 PM, closetohumping said:

Also why has Indiana played 11 games in 20 days?

That schedule right out of the gate was insane, especially so for a team with very little in the way of top shelf talent on the roster. 

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

That schedule right out of the gate was insane, especially so for a team with very little in the way of top shelf talent on the roster. 

And her college season just ended.

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

Nobody needed to hear you say you’re not really gay. Shut the fuck up dude. 

No one on this site has ever needed to hear you say anything. 

54 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Took my first foray into the WNBA thread to look at your pics.

Not sure about Kelsey, but who is that next to her?  Guarantee she can't dunk with all that weight up front.  Yeowzer

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24 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Nobody needed to hear you say you’re not really gay. Shut the fuck up dude. 

 

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No one on this site has ever needed to hear you say anything. 

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5 hours ago, Hondo said:

Nope.  Just the FC Dallas U15 Academy team.  

Really? Damn. I could have sworn it was the U15 national team. Knowing it was the FC Dallas U15 team makes it so much worse. Aggy bonfire worse.

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Plum is a bit manly for my tastes.  But as my mom used to say, "that's why they make chocolate and vanilla."

I like smaller, feminine women, so these ladies are more in my wheelhouse... 

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Give me names and instas pronto 

9 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Plum is a bit manly for my tastes.  But as my mom used to say, "that's why they make chocolate and vanilla."

I like smaller, feminine women, so these ladies are more in my wheelhouse... 

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Those chicks look like 16 year olds

7 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

What a thread, never change surly. I have no idea if I should hate her or be thankful she's made a meh sport a bit more interesting to watch. 

I’m not sure there’s a reason to hate CC.  Open to suggestions but I haven’t found one

I'm concerned this thread has devolved into a discussion of which sport has hotter chicks. we need to do better Surly

1.) Women of both sports have a lot to offer if you would choose to look past their looks and consider other aspects of their  lives like their work in the communities and their dogged determination to overcome obstacles that perhaps men never even have to face. 

2.) Anybody claiming the WNBA can match the professional women's tennis circuit on average attractiveness has a water buffalo fetish. 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I'm concerned this thread has devolved into a discussion of which sport has hotter chicks. we need to do better Surly

1.) Women of both sports have a lot to offer if you would choose to look past their looks and consider other aspects of their  lives like their work in the communities and their dogged determination to overcome obstacles that perhaps men never even have to face. 

2.) Anybody claiming the WNBA can match the professional women's tennis circuit on average attractiveness has a water buffalo fetish. 

Don’t sleep on the women of Curling. 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Anybody claiming the WNBA can match the professional women's tennis circuit on average attractiveness has a water buffalo fetish

Seriously. 
 

Top to bottom it isn’t close. 
 

Shout out to my all time fave. She’s dropped off, but was once a top 5 player. Genie 

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Who would’ve guessed it would be a WNBA thread where posters reveal they may or may not be gay?

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I appreciate vaginas

35 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

 

I'm guessing most of these women have never worn heels before.  Every time I've seen one of these WNBA women walking in heels they look like this...

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thats another part of the women’s game where they do themselves no favors, and it’s not the players fault: you would never see a tweet about an nba player who went for 13 and 10 on 3/12 shooting with a -6 +/- that said, “Player A is must see TV”, and yet i routinely see bad-mundane things like this from the women’s game being propped up and bombasticized whenever i find myself exposed to the game. like the top 10 on sportscenter will have a home run robbery at no.8, a windmill alley oop at no.6, a 30 yard direct fk goal at no.4, and then the no.3 play is some wnba lady doing some slow motion, regular-ass no-look pass to her teammate who’s standing four feet away and the anchors lose their shit over it, as if everyone watching doesn’t know how routine that just was. 

On 6/3/2024 at 8:42 PM, BeardIP said:

I thought I was aging myself

No, but if you had said Jimmy The Greek, maybe. 

they did the same thing for angel reese’s game too, right?

I think she scored 30 last night, a career high, or tied her career high in the WNBA.

Yup from ESPN: Clark shot 7-of-13 from 3-point range and 8-of-15 overall, tying her season scoring high (May 28 vs. Los Angeles) for Indiana (3-9). She also had 8 rebounds, 6 assists and 4 steals with 8 turnovers.

How fucking stupid Team USA. Everyone wants to see Caitlin Clark. She is the face of women’s basketball.

 

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That’s what people enjoy watching.  Shooting and passing that resembles the best from the men’s game.  The wnba post game that most of the league’s best players have employed to dominate simply doesn’t engage the casual sports fan that drives ratings.  

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