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The jealousy of these bitter old cunts will never cease to amuse me

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

swoopes is trying to set new records for hating.

 

What a bunch of horseshit. Those girls play hard and play for each other. Never seen anything on the court that would suggest a divided locker room or people unhappy with their roles. 

I dont even know what her end game is at this point.   She sounds stupid as fuck

On 2/12/2024 at 12:53 PM, G650 said:

Why isn't this thread in the basketball forum

… or in the BBQ section where “low and slow” are frequently discussed.

11 minutes ago, d2o said:

I dont even know what her end game is at this point.   She sounds stupid as fuck

She'a going for hater of the year.

 

 

2 hours ago, alincoln said:

The jealousy of these bitter old cunts will never cease to amuse me

Leave the olds alone.  Plenty of the haters are young 

It has to be hard when someone comes along and makes you realize you actually have no talent. 

Obviously they should put CC on the graphic but Kelsey Mitchell is a fucking baller.

I think maybe they got cute and wanted to highlight someone on the Fever that hasn't gotten as much attention. 

I get it. Great marketing move? No. But I understand what they were trying to do. 

Does the WNBA always start their postseason in the daytime of an NFL football Sunday? Seems like they like to purposely shoot themselves in the dick.

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

God, they fumble a golden ticket so badly.

Right?  Should’ve had Dijonai rep the Sun. 

At the time (1989) I seem to recall a bunch of teeth-gnashing when Swoopes arrived at Texas and then transferred soon thereafter - without playing a game.  Fans were worried that Condradt was faltering, etc.

After listening to Swoopes talk about basketball - and Clark - I am just thankful she's: Sheryl Swoopes, WNBA legend and for Texas TECH All-American.  While it would have been nice to have another AA or national championship around that time, I a grateful that her bitter, moronic, and meandering commentary is not affiliated with Texas.

17 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… or in the BBQ section where “low and slow” are frequently discussed.

Happy Los Angeles GIF by MLB

3 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

At the time (1989) I seem to recall a bunch of teeth-gnashing when Swoopes arrived at Texas and then transferred soon thereafter - without playing a game.  Fans were worried that Condradt was faltering, etc.

After listening to Swoopes talk about basketball - and Clark - I am just thankful she's: Sheryl Swoopes, WNBA legend and for Texas TECH All-American.  While it would have been nice to have another AA or national championship around that time, I a grateful that her bitter, moronic, and meandering commentary is not affiliated with Texas.

Wasn't the purported reason she transferred out that we had too many lesbians on the team and she was just a god fearing small town west Texas girl?  I could swear I remember that.

45 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Wasn't the purported reason she transferred out that we had too many lesbians on the team and she was just a god fearing small town west Texas girl?  I could swear I remember that.

That was the exact reason from my recollection, too.  Decided to dodge that in my post :)

14 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Fever first round may have more views than the rest of the playoffs combined 

it’s like when walton and alcindor were on the freshman team. 

“i welcome people hating me.”

also

”no one is allowed to hate on me.”

bitch, pick a lane.

14 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Does the WNBA always start their postseason in the daytime of an NFL football Sunday? Seems like they like to purposely shoot themselves in the dick.

Their scheduling has been just plain stupid for quite some time.    Their commish has no real clue what she is doing.

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does New York not have any black players?

Not sure if serious but this has been their starting lineup for the last couple yrs

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7 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Wasn't the purported reason she transferred out that we had too many lesbians on the team and she was just a god fearing small town west Texas girl?  I could swear I remember that.

Who ended up being a lesbian.   Funny how the ones who have the biggest problem with gays are usually fighting their own sexuality

9 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Wasn't the purported reason she transferred out that we had too many lesbians on the team and she was just a god fearing small town west Texas girl?  I could swear I remember that.

Didn't she end up being lesbian though or am I wrong?

IIRC, she went full on Ann Heche… straight, gay and back straight. 

Well, let's hope not full on--I'd rather not see anyone go out that way again, regardless of his or her opinions.

What a bunch of jealous cunt bags. 

22 minutes ago, pops said:

What a bunch of jealous cunt bags. 

Dude.  That's funny af.

2 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Dude.  That's funny af.

Not when your first shot is of a 7 year old little girl who is probably at her first game, and she gets put on blast on the jumbotron. Fuck that noise. 

4 hours ago, pops said:

Not when your first shot is of a 7 year old little girl who is probably at her first game, and she gets put on blast on the jumbotron. Fuck that noise. 

You're never too young to be a bandwagon fan. Just ask 7 year old Helobious.

5 hours ago, pops said:

What a bunch of jealous cunt bags. 

Idk. Fever got their asses kicked. CC was not good in her playoff debut. 

We'll see if she rebounds G2. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Idk. Fever got their asses kicked. CC was not good in her playoff debut. 

We'll see if she rebounds G2. 

She's a rookie in her first playoff game.  It shouldnt be that unexpected.   She will adjust I'm sure and be better but with the way the W playoffs are set up she may only have one more game left this yr.

That was intentional as hell. Great look for this league when they do nothing about people trying to take out their best marketing tool in its history.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Awful. Not surprised though

21 must be a big fan of The Fifth Element.

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It's going to be funny when the Fever get bounced out of the playoffs Wednesday and then the WNBA viewerships drops 50%+ for the rest of the playoffs.  The haters will be out in force.

Wonder if the Fever can bring in some more help for CC in the off season?  She's transcendent but even Steph can't carry the Warriors alone.  She's also over reliant on the 3-ball and needs to be more of a driving threat to really get to GOAT mode.

Hate that my girl did that but she should be suspended rest of the playoffs. 

11 hours ago, Derka said:

the post he’s replying to was deleted, here’s a screen recording of the dirty play:

 

I had a summer intern who played water polo. She said that, pregame, officials did a fingernail check and clipped nails that were too long, for safety. 

Denying extra long fake fingernails is racist. 

7 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

It's going to be funny when the Fever get bounced out of the playoffs Wednesday and then the WNBA viewerships drops 50%+ for the rest of the playoffs.  The haters will be out in force.

Wonder if the Fever can bring in some more help for CC in the off season?  She's transcendent but even Steph can't carry the Warriors alone.  She's also over reliant on the 3-ball and needs to be more of a driving threat to really get to GOAT mode.

They actually have a decent little roster. Boston is very good and will get better. Mitchell is in her prime. 

Just need to keep the girls together and let CC develop. She's far from a finished product and still makes a couple bad decisions per quarter most nights. 

Radio guys here local seem to be in agreement that the Fever have the worst GM in sports and the HC isn't far behind.  I won't pretend to know any better or any different. 

That play where CC nearly lost an eye is some extreme bullshit.  The WNBA won't do anything, though.  

7 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Radio guys here local seem to be in agreement that the Fever have the worst GM in sports and the HC isn't far behind.  I won't pretend to know any better or any different. 

No offense but I'm guessing I have a more objective and reasonable take than two dipshits on morning radio in Indiana that just started watching women's ball this season. It's possible their take is more informed.

Either way the sample size isn't big enough yet. They just had a huge turnaround from the previous season and CC was a rookie. They have never struck me as poorly coached and they've been able to put two other all-star caliber players around CC, but I'm not going to pretend they're the 2010s Patriots or anything. 

Like I said - CC has a long way to go. Which should terrify other teams. She ain't gonna need much help. Especially if the WNBA keeps adding teams. Just get her a couple big girls and some 3 and Ds and let her cook LeBron style.

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No offense but I'm guessing I have a more objective and reasonable take than two dipshits on morning radio in Indiana that just started watching women's ball this season. It's possible their take is more informed.

Either way the sample size isn't big enough yet. They just had a huge turnaround from the previous season and CC was a rookie. They have never struck me as poorly coached and they've been able to put two other all-star caliber players around CC, but I'm not going to pretend they're the 2010s Patriots or anything. 

Like I said - CC has a long way to go. Which should terrify other teams. She ain't gonna need much help. Especially if the WNBA keeps adding teams. Just get her a couple big girls and some 3 and Ds and let her cook LeBron style.

They had one of, if not the best record, after the Olympic break.   They found their groove and those same guys that many talking heads swore sucked in the first half of the season were balling.   Mitchell played All-WNBA ball, Hull shot the lights out and Boston got back to her rookie all star form.   They already have a "big 3" and dont need to make some huge move unless it just falls into their lap.   Just continue growing the chemistry they have and each of them growing individually.

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