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#2551
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Kermit Washington to Rudy tomjonovich

That was my first thought, but way too brutal. Watching the video of that still makes me cringe. 

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#2552
7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Fever should pay a fan to run on court and hit someone with a hockey stick. Side benefit of getting me to watch more WNBA games. 

Captain Jack seems like he has plenty of free time to do this.

#2553
9 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I saw several of those play for Nazareth years ago. One got splattered into the goal support in the 98 state title game against Wortham. Leonard Davis threw a massive elbow and the poor kid went flying.

Leonard Davis was a massive human being, even in high school.  There is no equivalent to him in the WNBA right now, regardless of the jokes.

#2555

it occurs to me that i know nothing about paige bueckers’ pro career. don’t know what team she plays for, don’t know what her stats are, don’t know if the rest of the league has been giving her pile drivers and negative press every night- nothing. but angel reese has her own meal at mcdonald’s. that i’m aware of, because it literally gets more coverage than all of the league’s other good players (besides CC) combined. the wnba absolutely sucks at promoting itself. 

#2556
4 minutes ago, Derka said:

it occurs to me that i know nothing about paige bueckers’ pro career. don’t know what team she plays for, don’t know what her stats are, don’t know if the rest of the league has been giving her pile drivers and negative press every night- nothing. but angel reese has her own meal at mcdonald’s. that i’m aware of, because it literally gets more coverage than all of the league’s other good players (besides CC) combined. the wnba absolutely sucks at promoting itself. 

Well, Dallas is 1-6 and she’s not the leading scorer on the team.  But to the second part of your post, it’s not like they require great play to push players via media blitz. 

#2557
17 minutes ago, Derka said:

it occurs to me that i know nothing about paige bueckers’ pro career. don’t know what team she plays for, don’t know what her stats are, don’t know if the rest of the league has been giving her pile drivers and negative press every night- nothing. but angel reese has her own meal at mcdonald’s. that i’m aware of, because it literally gets more coverage than all of the league’s other good players (besides CC) combined. the wnba absolutely sucks at promoting itself. 

The McColonBlow?

#2558
13 hours ago, Derka said:

it occurs to me that i know nothing about paige bueckers’ pro career. don’t know what team she plays for, don’t know what her stats are, don’t know if the rest of the league has been giving her pile drivers and negative press every night- nothing. but angel reese has her own meal at mcdonald’s. that i’m aware of, because it literally gets more coverage than all of the league’s other good players (besides CC) combined. the wnba absolutely sucks at promoting itself. 

Bueckers played for UConn.  you don't fuck with "the Conn" as their players are "in the club".

#2560
On 6/1/2025 at 8:56 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, Dallas is 1-6 and she’s not the leading scorer on the team.  But to the second part of your post, it’s not like they require great play to push players via media blitz. 

1-7.  But Bueckers is their best player (faint praise indeed).  She's the 2nd highest scorer, 4th leading rebounder and first in assists (4th in the league), steals (6th in league), and blocks.  She's not shooting great but that should change as efficiency is one of her most beneficial traits.  Her team is terrible and therefore she's not getting much burn.  The franchise will get another top 5 pick and be much better positioned to try and make the playoffs.  

#2562

From Yahoo:

 

Ticket prices for upcoming games nosedived after news of her injury broke. The cheapest seats for Sunday’s road game against the Washington Mystics dropped 47%, while prices for the June 16 home game against the Chicago Sky, once billed as a marquee showdown, fell 71% on the resale market.

On TV, it’s the same story. The Fever’s most recent game, without Clark, drew just 357,000 viewers, down almost 40% compared to the team’s previous national broadcasts. That’s a steep fall for a league hoping to keep network partners and sponsors engaged throughout the season.

#2563
29 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

From Yahoo:

 

 

Ticket prices for upcoming games nosedived after news of her injury broke. The cheapest seats for Sunday’s road game against the Washington Mystics dropped 47%, while prices for the June 16 home game against the Chicago Sky, once billed as a marquee showdown, fell 71% on the resale market.

On TV, it’s the same story. The Fever’s most recent game, without Clark, drew just 357,000 viewers, down almost 40% compared to the team’s previous national broadcasts. That’s a steep fall for a league hoping to keep network partners and sponsors engaged throughout the season.

Wonder what other viewership and ticket sales did? 
 

 

#2565
49 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I think a lot of the greats were trash talkers but the difference between them and the Angel Reese types is they were t so boisterous about it.  They didn’t need to be seen or be controversial

They difference is they were great and backed up their trash talk. Reese is a fucking scrub. 

#2569
2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

So if Draymond Green was the fifth member of NSYNC, what is Angel?

Britney Spears

 

Oops, I missed it again!!!

#2572

this shot is sooooo fucking bad, lulz

These guys betting on Angel Reese to miss her first shot of every game might be on the biggest and most diabolical internet heater ever.

 

#2573

she is not a serious person.

Angel Reese did all this just to drop 4 points on 2-7 FG vs an injured team 😭

 

#2576
I know Caitlin Clark is out, but people watch the WNBA for Angel Reese too.That’s why tickets for tonight’s Fever @ Sky game are priced through the roof at $3 each.

 

#2577
6 hours ago, Derka said:

she is not a serious person.

Angel Reese did all this just to drop 4 points on 2-7 FG vs an injured team 😭

 

Why is she dressed like she just came inside from a blizzard?

#2578
6 hours ago, Derka said:
ANGEL REESE IN HER BAG 🔥🔥🔥

 

I think the Sky should hire Larry Bird to coach them next season. Larry Legend coaching Reese would be must see TV. Mic him up for every game just for the reactions to all of these ridiculous attempts inside of three feet.

#2580

this has been the cc/angel reese thread for a very long time now. nobody is complaining about the reese posts.

#2581
59 minutes ago, Derka said:

this has been the cc/angel reese thread for a very long time now. nobody is complaining about the reese posts.

Sir, this is surly, where every thread stays on topic.

By the way, anyone have thoughts on BBQ sauce? 

#2582
9 hours ago, immamac said:

Guys this isn't the angel reese thread, start a new one. 

This is absolutely the Angel Reese thread we don't need 3 fucking WNBA threads.

#2585

For the real WNBA fans, and yes, there are a good handful of them on here, I do agree that it is important to keep this other stuff out of that thread.

IMHO, it's similar to the team threads in baseball.  You can discuss your team, but if someone comes in there starting shit, they'll get pummeled, and rightly so.

TBH, it don't make a shit with regard to these 2 individual players.  One is a tagalong and the other changed the whole dynamics of their profession.  Wherever the bossman says it needs to go is cool with me.

#2586
On 6/5/2025 at 6:04 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

From Yahoo:

 

 

Ticket prices for upcoming games nosedived after news of her injury broke. The cheapest seats for Sunday’s road game against the Washington Mystics dropped 47%, while prices for the June 16 home game against the Chicago Sky, once billed as a marquee showdown, fell 71% on the resale market.

On TV, it’s the same story. The Fever’s most recent game, without Clark, drew just 357,000 viewers, down almost 40% compared to the team’s previous national broadcasts. That’s a steep fall for a league hoping to keep network partners and sponsors engaged throughout the season.

I know they pretend it doesn't exist...but this injury is proving the CC affect.

#2592
On 6/7/2025 at 11:27 PM, Blotto said:

this shot is sooooo fucking bad, lulz

These guys betting on Angel Reese to miss her first shot of every game might be on the biggest and most diabolical internet heater ever.

 

Do they get plus odds for air balls? 💩

#2593

im only gonna post this if everyone here promises to remember that angel reese is just as important to the wnba as cc:

CAITLIN CLARK 3 STRAIGHT LOGO 3s 😭

 

#2594
On 5/17/2025 at 3:39 PM, Message Board User said:

The gap between Clark and the 2nd best player on the court is ginormous. 

And it's hilarious how ESPN and the WNBA are continuing to try to convince viewers "hey we have other players worth paying attention to as well"

Quoting myself for troof

#2595
35 minutes ago, Derka said:

im only gonna post this if everyone here promises to remember that angel reese is just as important to the wnba as cc:

CAITLIN CLARK 3 STRAIGHT LOGO 3s 😭

 

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#2596

she's pretty good.

the Logo 3 thing is funny though.  if the whole court is a logo is every 3 a "logo 3"?

#2597

When did they change to the black and white ball?  Is it like the black and white cookie in Seinfeld and meant to bring Clark and Reese fans together in harmony?

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