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#151
1 hour ago, FartingDreamer said:

Unlike Aggy, our banners are legit.  

What “banners” have the rangers won? 
 

2 time made it to the World Series banners? Lmao. Fucking rangerettes. 
 

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#153
6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

It's so perfect that this was tweeted by aggy

 

 

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

#156

This thread was cool when neither team had won a WS. Matter of fact rangers fans were saying they were superior because they had 2 WS appearances to our 1. Now? 2-0. Should call it the rangers thread of envy.

#157
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarrassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

Dallas is a conglomerate of all three. A bag of dicks, if you will. 

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#159
Days since they scored 11+ & lost0 TEX65 SF85 LAA91 OAK281 SEA286 PHI397 MIA405 NYM418 MIL675 CHC702 CWS705 MIN714 CIN1055 TOR1060 PIT1392 NYY1416 WSH1465 BOS1478 COL1529 DET1788 BAL1887 CLE2073 LA2130 ATL2587 SD4713 TB4806 KC5469 STL5818 HOU9049 ARI

 

#161
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

The Astros have way more fans in general, the Rangers cant even sell out their stadium. So yes, they probably do have more Aggie fans, but also more longhorn fans and whatever other Texas demographics you want to use to dice up the fan base. Maybe if the Rangers won a world series they would have more fans, but it looks like we will be waiting a few more decades for that to happen.

#162
5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

The Astros have way more fans in general, the Rangers cant even sell out their stadium. So yes, they probably do have more Aggie fans, but also more longhorn fans and whatever other Texas demographics you want to use to dice up the fan base. Maybe if the Rangers won a world series they would have more fans, but it looks like we will be waiting a few more decades for that to happen.

The Cowboys, Longhorns and Astros are the top 3 most popular teams in Texas. Always have been and always will be.

#163
2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The Cowboys, Longhorns and Astros are the top 3 most popular teams in Texas. Always have been and always will be.

And E Campbell > E Smith

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#165
24 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Maybe if the Rangers won a world series they would have more fans, but it looks like we will be waiting a few more decades for that to happen.

Still leading the division.

#166
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

Ok aggy

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#169
6 hours ago, ztejas said:

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Just like your fans, it never shows up.

#170
19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in.

There are more Longhorns than aggy in Houston.

#171
On 7/4/2023 at 2:47 AM, slorch said:

Just like your fans, it never shows up.

So the Rangers are having their best season in years, have a shiny new stadium yet are averaging less than 30k per home game. Most telling on how apathetic baseball fans feel about them is the fact that they rank dead last in road attendance. More people show up to see the A’s and Royals than the Rangers. 

#172

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

#173
35 minutes ago, fellside said:

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

Eh- it’s more that we know what good looks like because we’ve been so damn good for coming up on a decade and we know this isn’t good. Nobody is saying tank, just- hey- this team that’s going. I where and treading water might be good enough to take 3/4 from the Rangers with our spares pitching, but what’s the point if you aren’t going to win a World Series. That’s pretty much our main goal now. 

#174
47 minutes ago, fellside said:

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

Nah we're just all really mad about having the last pick in the upcoming draft. 

#175
3 hours ago, fellside said:

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

Nobody’s reading the Arlington Bois thread either.

You mad about Houston?  Stay mad.

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#177
On 7/3/2023 at 6:29 PM, David Dennison said:
Days since they scored 11+ & lost0 TEX65 SF85 LAA91 OAK281 SEA286 PHI397 MIA405 NYM418 MIL675 CHC702 CWS705 MIN714 CIN1055 TOR1060 PIT1392 NYY1416 WSH1465 BOS1478 COL1529 DET1788 BAL1887 CLE2073 LA2130 ATL2587 SD4713 TB4806 KC5469 STL5818 HOU9049 ARI

 

Guess this needs updating 

#178

Win this series and the Rangers put a chokehold on the division IMO. Running through the hardest part of the second half of the schedule (CLE, TB, LAD) and going 7-2 and only giving up one game while the Astros meandered their way through cupcakes (COL, OAK, etc.) was helpful.

#179
31 minutes ago, Longhornsnus said:

Win this series and the Rangers put a chokehold on the division IMO. Running through the hardest part of the second half of the schedule (CLE, TB, LAD) and going 7-2 and only giving up one game while the Astros meandered their way through cupcakes (COL, OAK, etc.) was helpful.

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#181

Tough loss for the Rangers.

Speaking of tough, how great are the Titans new uniforms? They look great and I'm really happy for them.

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#183

To the whistling Rangers fan -  may you and your entire family tree die 1000 deaths a day until the end of time, with zero World Series Championships 

 

#184

Breaking Rangers hearts once again. King Tuck!

The Astros walk off a crazy game in Houston!!!(via @astros)pic.twitter.com/qKPGyN9dtP

 

#185

furk.

 

Been saying for 10+ years that MLB is a lot more fun when the Rangers and Astros are both good.  

Last night was awesome.

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#186
5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

furk.

 

Been saying for 10+ years that MLB is a lot more fun when the Rangers and Astros are both good.  

Last night was awesome.

Agreed. 

#189
On 7/3/2023 at 6:47 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

What “banners” have the rangers won? 
 

2 time made it to the World Series banners? Lmao. Fucking rangerettes. 
 

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#190
On 7/24/2023 at 9:42 AM, Longhornsnus said:

Win this series and the Rangers put a chokehold on the division IMO. Running through the hardest part of the second half of the schedule (CLE, TB, LAD) and going 7-2 and only giving up one game while the Astros meandered their way through cupcakes (COL, OAK, etc.) was helpful.

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