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#352

It’s just one game Ranger fans. Get your shit together, bounce back and sweep the M’s (twice) to end the season. 

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#355

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

The Rangers broadcast try to say that Jose Altuve's 3 home runs in the first 3 innings aren't impressive. Then he says he's actually impressed? This is goofy.

 

#357
40 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

The Rangers broadcast try to say that Jose Altuve's 3 home runs in the first 3 innings aren't impressive. Then he says he's actually impressed? This is goofy.

 

Bruh.

#358
29 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

did you pass high school english?

To be fair, maybe the word "this" was a meta self reference or something. 

#359
Blow it up. Call up Carter, call up Langford. See what you have in this organization. The season is OVER.

You guys are so fuckin soft. 

 

As an Astros fan all y'all Ardmore South mfers can fuckkkk allll the way off but as an objective MLB watcher who's seen plenty of ups and downs from both the Astros and Mariners, get your shit together and nut up. It's baseball, anything can happen in the last month.

#360
2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
Blow it up. Call up Carter, call up Langford. See what you have in this organization. The season is OVER.

You guys are so fuckin soft. 

 

As an Astros fan all y'all Ardmore South mfers can fuckkkk allll the way off but as an objective MLB watcher who's seen plenty of ups and downs from both the Astros and Mariners, get your shit together and nut up. It's baseball, anything can happen in the last month.

Yep... shit is far from over.  That said, if I were a Ranger fan I would fatwa fud for that magic number bullshit in the second week of August.

#361
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

The Rangers broadcast try to say that Jose Altuve's 3 home runs in the first 3 innings aren't impressive. Then he says he's actually impressed? This is goofy.

 

simon cowell facepalm GIF

#362
5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yep... shit is far from over.  That said, if I were a Ranger fan I would fatwa fud for that magic number bullshit in the second week of August.

yep that was incredibly stupid

#364
pic.twitter.com/JBumS01SMz

That may be the most perfect reply I have ever seen on Twitter/X.

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#365
Rangers fans must be feeling down. Perhaps this will help?

 

#366

you find that in the same stack as your floppies of rockets championships pics?

#367
27 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

you find that in the same stack as your floppies of rockets championships pics?

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

#369
But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........
Trash cans are made to last.
#370
19 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
7 hours ago, TexArcher said:
But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

But Arlington Rangers, like douchebags, have a short lifespan.

#373
43 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
8 hours ago, TexArcher said:
But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

Just like World Championships.

#375
5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

A's gonna win 2 of 3 this weekend for the killshot.

They're playing better.  9-7 in their last 16.

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#382
10 hours ago, gsoda3 said:
17 hours ago, TexArcher said:
But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

That's not even a good joke.

#386
Good morning.Here's all 16 home runs from our record-setting series.

 

#387
3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
Good morning.Here's all 16 home runs from our record-setting series.

 

 

#388
14 hours ago, Bregs said:

Can we get a Rangers magic number update, please?

Well their real magic number is 23 which means some combination of 23 Blue Jays wins and Rangers losses means they will be eliminated from the postseason...

Edited by Pimphand

#390

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

#392
9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

World Series Sport GIF by MLBhow 

Edited by Gourmand

#393
11 minutes ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

Live look at Rangers trophy room

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#395

Went to the game last night and it was depressing.  As if getting swept wasn't bad enough, allowing 39 runs in three games literally made my stomach churn.  Sad times.

 

#396
On 9/6/2023 at 9:21 AM, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

The Rangers broadcast try to say that Jose Altuve's 3 home runs in the first 3 innings aren't impressive. Then he says he's actually impressed? This is goofy.

 

That's kind of beyond "amazingly stupid."  That's like "Blummer stupid."

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#398
27 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

That shit was hilarious, honestly.  Good bit.

Agreed.  Got a good chuckle out of it.  I'm a little surprised that so many people reacted as if it was a serious take. 

#399
5 hours ago, Gourmand said:
Good morning.Here's all 16 home runs from our record-setting series.

 

Somewhere David Clyde is smiling 

#400
2 hours ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

I'm not sure how that's equivalent to Aggies. I mean, the Astros just swept Appalachian State on the road. That's not like A&M at all. 

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