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#752
The Bronco-Busting Barbeque Buc-ees BlueBonnett Bochy-Baker Barbacoa Belt-Buckle BlueBell Baseball Battle!!

 

#753
22 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Neg away.

negged

#756
27 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

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#760
5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
The Bronco-Busting Barbeque Buc-ees BlueBonnett Bochy-Baker Barbacoa Belt-Buckle BlueBell Baseball Battle!!

 

Two brand names there. Both aggy, both from Houston.  

#761
29 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

He's a politician.  If y'all ever won anything he'd be on your bandwagon instead.

#763
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Two brand names there. Both aggy, both from Houston.  

*brenham

*lake jackson

#767
Just now, WBT said:

He's a politician.  If y'all ever won anything he'd be on your bandwagon instead.

Exactly.  Y'all act like Ted Cruz is from Houston or something.

If y'all had been the ones winning multiple championships, he'd be riding your ass.  I'm sure Ann Richards was a big Cowboy fan back in the VHS days when y'all were good at something.  It's just politics.

#769
On 9/26/2023 at 12:22 PM, Helobious said:

Astros also got hatefucked for a whole weekend by the youngest Yankee lineup in decades. It’s laughable that houston thinks they’re contenders for anything this year. This has been their true talent level all along, it’s just this is what they look like when they can’t cheat.

Call when the Yankees are back in the playoffs.  

 

#770
32 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

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47 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

Paging @brojangles2

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#771

A huge Fuck You to all Ranger fans, their sister wives and inbred kids ……

Some remember the Alamo. In Houston, they remember Hurricane Harvey and how the Rangers refused to switch regular season series with the Astros while the city of Houston was struggling to recover from Harvey’s wrath.Expect a lot of South Oklahoma smack talk.

 

#772
34 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

Just like Minnesota did. 

#773
18 minutes ago, WBT said:

He's a politician.  If y'all ever won anything he'd be on your bandwagon instead.

Let’s be honest, he will probably go out looking like the Kelce mom in a double-sided jersey, that fucking douche. 

#774
50 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

GODAMMIT!!!

Really, dude?

LOL I almost feel sorry for y'all, having numbnuts Helo on your side.

Almost. 

#776
1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

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#778
1 hour ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

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#779
1 hour ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

 

 

And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 

 

#780
 
 
And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 
 
Houston calling another city a cesspool? Lulz
#782
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
6 minutes ago, Smax said:
 
 
And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 
 

Houston calling another city a cesspool? Lulz

 

I've lived in both, they are far more alike then they are different, Call Htown a cesspool IDGAF as I don't live there anymore hell i think the state is shitty its why I moved. Still love my Stros though, great memories exploring the dome as a kid

#785
4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

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two trash cans, show respect !

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#786
3 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Speaking of banging trash cans, how's your mom?

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

#787
2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

 

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#788
Astros v Rangers going to have us feeling like Travis Kelce’s mom at the Super Bowl

 

#789
2 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Astros v Rangers going to have us feeling like Travis Kelce’s mom at the Super Bowl

 

Fuck off chicago carpetbagging fucks

#790
31 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

You suck at internetting.

#791
12 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You suck at internetting.

Its been north of a decade since his team won a playoff series so he is feeling salty. His butthurt anger is our gift.

#792
1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

 

And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 

 

Might want to brush up on your math skills 

#794
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Buccees madisonville better start prepping 

Prepare your Ennis!

#795

As a former resident of both cities and a fan of both teams, I’m terribly vexed about who to pull for. But the series will be awesome. 

#796

The only thing that would be a bigger deal than this would be a Cowboys/Texans Super Bowl... and thats probably never going to happen.. The Cowboys suck

#797
6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

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#798
6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

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Yep 7 straight ALCS appearances and no other org has figured out how to “stop the cheating”

Go get your fucking shinebox Rangers. 
 

 

#799
1 hour ago, texashorne said:

The only thing that would be a bigger deal than this would be a Cowboys/Texans Super Bowl... and thats probably never going to happen.. The Cowboys suck

Yeah, it's only Dallas that is holding up that from happening lol. Texans/Oilers are a dogshit franchise that is only known for blowing massive leads in the playoffs.

#800
7 hours ago, The Dog said:
Astros v Rangers going to have us feeling like Travis Kelce’s mom at the Super Bowl

 

Do better Whataburger. 

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