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#901
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Also, how many fucking uniform colors have the Astros been through?   

That's the sign of a shitty franchise -- having to change your colors to sell gear.  

Funny, I thought the sign of a shitty franchise was being shitty at the sport they are supposedly pros at, like the Rangers.

Another sign of a shitty ass franchise - declining the opportunity to provide a tiny bit of help when a hurricane devastates a rivals city.

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#902
13 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Really was a pretty Aggy thing to rename the Senators with the whole state in the name when there was already an MLB team in Houston...

 

They are compensating for having micro penises.

#904
6 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

I disagree. The vehement defense and justification and rationalization of the Astros cheating their way to success shows that Astro fans are loyal.

I mean, an Astro player could probably shoot a person in broad daylight on 5th Avenue and an Astro fan would defend it., because we know how Houston man is.

Your sock forgot where the hell you were Helo.  5th avenue???lolz

 

Stick to Valley football. It’s your strength. 

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#907

Even if you are a total moron and discount 2017, how could you possibly discount last year?

#908
3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Even if you are a total moron and discount 2017, how could you possibly discount last year?

Because he in fact has a pretty extreme intellectual disability

#910
2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Let the hate flow through you

Hint: we don't hate you we feel sorry for you

#911

If y’all want to know what aggy would look like if they ever won a championship look no further than the sweat soaked, musty armpit of Texas. HOUSTON.

#912
If y’all want to know what aggy would look like if they ever won a championship look no further than the sweat soaked, musty armpit of Texas. HOUSTON.

Well that’s because Houston is aggy central.
#914

Y’all are a bunch of losers. I’m willing to bet that, per capita, there are more Aggies in the Metroplex than in Houston because Houston is more diverse. But who gives a shit? This is pro baseball on a Longhorn board. 

In any event, characterizing a team that has won as much as the Astros have won recently as “aggy” is just stupid. And we are for the most part Longhorn fans on this board, so arguing about which fanbase is more “aggy” is just a waste of breath. 

On one hand Rangers fans try to rip on Houston because we are too “Mexican.” On the other, we are too “aggy.” You can’t have it both ways, but the whole thing is stupid and both sets of fans should drop it. 

Edited by Planet Houston

#915
9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


Well that’s because Houston is aggy central.

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Lol…Dallas is South Norman.

Both correct, unfortunately.

#916
2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

On one hand Rangers fans try to rip on Houston because we are too “Mexican.”

When/where did this happen?

#917
4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Y’all are a bunch of losers. I’m willing to bet that, per capita, there are more Aggies in the Metroplex than in Houston because Houston is more diverse. But who gives a shit? This is pro baseball on a Longhorn board. 

In any event, characterizing a team that has won as much as the Astros have won recently as “aggy” is just stupid. And we are for the most part Longhorn fans on this board, so arguing about which fanbase is more “aggy” is just a waste of breath. 

On one hand Rangers fans try to rip on Houston because we are too “Mexican.” On the other, we are too “aggy.” You can’t have it both ways, but the whole thing is stupid and both sets of fans should drop it. 

Lol ok aggy

#918
6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:
A Rangers fan called Houston “North Mexico” and I can’t stop laughing. #GoStros 🇲🇽 🔥🙏🏽

Way rather be North Mexico than South Oklahoma lol what a bunch of dopes

Here

#919
46 minutes ago, Hate said:

Even if you are a total moron and discount 2017, how could you possibly discount last year?

Lots of regarded people on them internet streets

No CR but this hit pretty close to the mark: 

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#920

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Tale of the tape is in...

aggy cares about the Rangers at a 25% clip compared to Houston
surly cares about the Rangers at a 27% clip compared to Houston

LOL

 

Edited by Pimphand

#921
5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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Tale of the tape is in...

aggy cares about the Rangers at a 25% clip compared to Houston
surly cares about the Rangers at a 27% clip compared to Houston

LOL

 

So yall are more aggy. Thanks for clearing that up. 

#924
3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Nah aggy has at least won a title unlike the rangers. 

And the only amount of success they've had in the modern era was due to cheating, just like the Astros.

#925
51 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Y’all are a bunch of losers. I’m willing to bet that, per capita, there are more Aggies in the Metroplex than in Houston because Houston is more diverse. But who gives a shit? This is pro baseball on a Longhorn board. 

In any event, characterizing a team that has won as much as the Astros have won recently as “aggy” is just stupid. And we are for the most part Longhorn fans on this board, so arguing about which fanbase is more “aggy” is just a waste of breath. 

On one hand Rangers fans try to rip on Houston because we are too “Mexican.” On the other, we are too “aggy.” You can’t have it both ways, but the whole thing is stupid and both sets of fans should drop it. 

Being aggy has absolutely zero to do with on field accomplishments. Being aggy has nothing to do with the actual players on the field. It's the fanbase. Houston's fanbase is absolutely aggy. No one is calling the Astros players 'aggies'. It's the fans. It's the culture.

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#926
5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Being aggy has absolutely zero to do with on field accomplishments. Being aggy has nothing to do with the actual players on the field. It's the fanbase. Houston's fanbase is absolutely aggy. No one is calling the Astros players 'aggies'. It's the fans. It's the culture.

Well apparently you can’t read. Which is not surprising. I addressed both and it’s still fucking stupid. 

#927
BREAKING: After masturbating a teammate in hazing incident, Rangers prospects facing charges. News at Yahoo Sports: https://t.co/MADkfNTYE6


Sounds like aggy to me

#928
2 minutes ago, elguapo said:
BREAKING: After masturbating a teammate in hazing incident, Rangers prospects facing charges. News at Yahoo Sports: https://t.co/MADkfNTYE6


Sounds like aggy to me

Jizz jars ain't gonna fill themselves

#930
4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well apparently you can’t read. Which is not surprising. I addressed both and it’s still fucking stupid. 

A couple of them are too stupid to breathe but unfortunately their parasympathetic nervous system keeps them going.

Once society breaks down they will become nature's food pretty fast

#931

I remember a few of my roommates who were rangers fans almost dying of alcohol poisoning watching the rangers choke away a World Series or two. 
 

That could be good to see in the ALCS. Although I’d prefer an Astros sweep to save their decade older livers. 

#932

Jesus Christ, do they serve paint chip nachos and turpentine sodas at that bannerless, ugly ass stadium up in Arlington?  Because y'all are some brain damaged motherfuckers, I swear.

#933

One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.

#934
2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.

Fill me in on this dry brisket smack talk. Htown has some of the best bbq in the state with Truth, Pinkerton’s, Pit Room, etc and probably 2nd only to Austin for best bbq in the state. 

#935
4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.

Jesus Christ…there ain’t shit dry in Houston. Now I remember why I avoid this thread. Rangers fans are bringing a butter knife to a gun fight.

#936
2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.

 

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#937
Just now, Macklemore said:

Fill me in on this dry brisket smack talk. Htown has some of the best bbq in the state with Truth, Pinkerton’s, Pit Room, etc and probably 2nd only to Austin for best bbq in the state. 

You expect that dude to have enough $$ to buy something other than Dickey's? LOL

#938

Well the way Astro fans and the organization refer to themselves as a dynasty is pretty aggy. They’ve won 2 championships 5 years apart. The way they talk and act you would think they’ve won three in a row.

#939
4 hours ago, Planet Houston said:
The Rangers have won 26 playoff games in their entire existence as a franchise.The Astros have won 56 playoff games since 2017.The Astros still “own” the city of Arlington (Dallas) in baseball despite what happens in this series, and it’s not close. https://t.co/nl7YTtApKS

Ranger fans having to bring high school sports into the argument 😂

Pro basketball?  Isn’t 2 better than 1?  I’m also pretty sure the rockets have won more conference championships and division titles (and better overall record probably) and more HOFers associated  with their franchise than the Mavs. Are we just figuring the last decade is all that matters or something?  

#940

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

#941
Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Well the way Astro fans and the organization refer to themselves as a dynasty is pretty aggy. They’ve won 2 championships 5 years apart. 

Literally the opposite of aggy

#942
Just now, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

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#943
4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

Apparently you give many fucks.

#944
Literally the opposite of aggy

No at all. Aggy won 2 championships in the 1930’s and still believe they are a blue blood. Quite the same.
#945
Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:


No at all. Aggy won 2 championships in the 1930’s and still believe they are a blue blood. Quite the same.

What about zero championships?

#946
Just now, David Dennison said:

What about zero championships?

I guess that and the sexual assault might be more Baylor like. Maybe you're on to something...

#947
7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

Your sock is even dumber than your OG account.

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#949
5 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


No at all. Aggy won 2 championships in the 1930’s and still believe they are a blue blood. Quite the same.

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#950
17 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Jesus Christ…there ain’t shit dry in Houston....

..... after I leave your mom's house.

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