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Lmao. Rangers fans think if they were on a 7 straight alcs run they’d be ‘Mericas team because they’re Dallas. No gives a fuck about any team but the city they’re from. And if you win more than one you’re hated by everyone.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Contents of poll: sportswriters, Manfred, and Selig.

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lmao. Rangers fans think if they were on a 7 straight alcs run they’d be ‘Mericas team because they’re Dallas.

You're a real fucking moron, you know.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

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We’ll see you in one of the fighting threads. 

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Also true: my girl had to tell me to not start shit. I promised her I only talk smack on the surly threads. Despite my username/avatar it's not my M.O. at all.

But now it's weird to kind of hope it goes at least 6.

19 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

 

Pretty sure Will Smith is still being paid by the Astros, because there is no one, not even Yorgos, who contributed more to the Astros' division title.

Before we begin, I just want to say one more thing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck Arlington.

is there any chance Nolan Ryan comes out and throws the first pitch or something?  Cuz I may or may not cry.

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3 hours ago, Lat22 said:

 

Oh, I'm sorry!  I thought this was America.

Good catch, game is the game.

That's the idea, he gets paid to do so 

Just now, Mez2 said:

That's the idea, he gets paid to do so 

I’m guessing Altuve doesn’t get paid to run in front of second base on the way back to first…? 

No,  he gets paid to win MVPs and multiple WS

Just now, Trey3216 said:

I’m guessing Altuve doesn’t get paid to run in front of second base on the way back to first…? 

And that doesn't even make sense when we're talking about a catch 

1 minute ago, brojangles2 said:

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Who said he was 6'0"?

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Who said he was 6'0"?

It’s a meme dipshit, your humor meter is clearly caked in salt, beyond repair. 

All we need is a Helo sighting and a “three more” and we’re set 

On 10/13/2023 at 12:30 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Don't see any Rangers fan blogs making sick ass shirts like this...

 

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8 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

All we need is a Helo sighting and a “three more” and we’re set 

Got it from the other thread. Good to go. 

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Got it from the other thread. Good to go. 

Show me where I predicted a winner of the series. I’ll wait

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The Astros had the ump literally handing them runs and they still didn't score!

 

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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can you take me higher....

 

... to a place where blind men see

 

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Hey y'all might wanna change something up you're down 2-0 and have the next 3 on the road. 

They’re better on the road - but you know that

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1 minute ago, TxTower said:

They’re better on the road - but you know that

That’s how fucking shitty their fans are, even they hate playing in front of them. 

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3 minutes ago, TxTower said:

They’re better on the road - but you know that

Do you think that we are also better on the road?

5 minutes ago, TxTower said:

They’re better on the road - but you know that

good thing they have the home field advanta-wait

18 minutes ago, TxTower said:

They’re better on the road - but you know that

So Texas wins in 7?

My post from the other thread.

We just beat the best in the AL - seven straight (six on the road). That’s hot baby!

I see Rangers in six but Scherzer is the X factor.

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So Texas wins in 7?

I think it’s a sweep. 

I think it’s a sweep. 

Well they’ve been exceeding everyone’s expectations since Game 1 in Tampa

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