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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume Mattess Mack had a promotion where you buy shit and if the Astros win the ws it’s free. So he probably kept 3 million or more worth of sales with the loss to offset the gambling loss. That’s how he works. 

Exactly.  His bets are hedges on his free stuff if they win promotions.  He can't lose.

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Good motherfucking morning. Fuck the Astros

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

Good motherfucking morning 

Yeah, I just got up about an hour ago, flipped on MLBN, and they're replaying the game.  

Still can't believe they left France in so long...

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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and small hands that smell of cabbage.  

(I imagine Hamm is getting quite a bit of shit at the office this morning, and deservedly so).

 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

Everybody forget about Robert Osuna?

Evil Bill O'Brien is Taylor Hamm?

 

 

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8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

and small hands that smell of cabbage.  

(I imagine Hamm is getting quite a bit of shit at the office this morning, and deservedly so).

 

I think he cleans swimming pools now.  So no office.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Everybody forget about Robert Osuna?

Nope... feel free to create a meme about it.

On 10/1/2023 at 9:37 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's 9:36 PM and the Houston Astros are still AL West Division Champions.

Suck it, Arlington.

We're good, thanks.

 

On 10/1/2023 at 11:06 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

How you doing, Arlington?

Just fine, thanks.

 

On 10/2/2023 at 12:00 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's Oct 2, 2023 and the Houston Astros are still AL West Champions.

Enjoy that crown during your offseason.

 

Yeah, page 13 was a fun bit of nostalgia.

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15 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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This guy seems like he needs his ass kicked. He also looks like he's about 5'7" 165.

His wife looks like a milk maid. Lifeless beady eyes.

Taylor, the whole idea of getting remarried is to upgrade.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Better win 4 more or nobody is remembering shit.

I remember the shit out of the Bills Oilers game. 

A big thank you to Ted Cruz who attended the games in Houston rooting for the Astros.  Can we get him and DBacks or Phillies jersey?

33 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Exactly.  His bets are hedges on his free stuff if they win promotions.  He can't lose.

Yep. That asshole is just taking out insurance policies but not calling Lloyds to do it. Then the clown has the audacity to openly be AGAINST legalizing sports betting in Texas. Elite hypocrisy. Fuck that guy.

Two funny posts I saw about the game.  The dudes in the spacesuits, "NASA:  Need Another Seven (runs), Astros?"  

Ted Cruz post referring to Texas as the "Dallas Rangers"    That's "such as the Iraq" level of ignorance.  

I guess I follow the Astros more closely than the Rangers, but being a Cubs fan-I got no real dog in the hunt.  But I love the vitriolic shit-talking between your two fan bases, didn't realize it was this divisive.  Somebody almost got into fisticuffs with Mattress Mack, that's some bad blood considering how fucking old that guy is.  

My uncle is turning 95 on Saturday.  He loves the game, played in the Cleveland minor leagues for a few years back in the late 40's/early 50's.  And being a native Texan, he is also a longtime Rangers fan.  Since it's become very apparent to us all that Cleveland ain't winning shit before he's dead...we're pulling for the Rangers to put a smile on his face at his birthday.  

Everybody loves an underdog story, but c'mon with the fucking Diamondbacks.  Three fucking games above .500 and they could still likely win the World Series?  What the fuck with that?  

7 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

A big thank you to Ted Cruz who attended the games in Houston rooting for the Astros.  Can we get him and DBacks or Phillies jersey?

Got bad news chief, he's your problem now.

 

 

Gan the Rangers borrow Minute Maid for the next couple of weeks?  

1 minute ago, idigTexas said:

Gan the Rangers borrow Minute Maid for the next couple of weeks?  

No, but they can borrow Ted Cruz 🤣 

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

No, but they can borrow Ted Cruz 🤣 

Hard pass, but thanks for the offer.  

1 hour ago, Hate said:


Holy shit…no I didn’t recognize him as the angry customer. I also had no idea he was a musician IRL. Thanks.

And I’ve never seen “Bernie”.

In fairness, it's not a still from Bernie. But kinda

The best clip, by far, from Bernie:

 

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2 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Gan the Rangers borrow Minute Maid for the next couple of weeks?  

You don't borrow things you already own.

41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

and small hands that smell of cabbage.  

(I imagine Hamm is getting quite a bit of shit at the office this morning, and deservedly so).

 

Bro he's one of the top executives in all of Houston 

8 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Gan the Rangers borrow Minute Maid for the next couple of weeks?  

Fuck off.  Try Tampa.

Ted Cruz talks sports like a guy who was always picked last in 5th grade P.E.

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Everybody loves an underdog story, but c'mon with the fucking Diamondbacks.  Three fucking games above .500 and they could still likely win the World Series?  What the fuck with that?  

They made the Houston end of season sweep very easy as they laid down to get a preferred opponent in the wc round. With major effects on the AL west.  Would be nice if it worked out that Texas beats them as some karmic retribution. 

2 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

“We. Want. Houston! Clap clap, clap clap clap”

Remember when Houston thought that was the bad luck?

Turns out Houston playing in front of a bunch of Slorch’s and Ted Cruz and Mattress Mack’s and Gourmand’s was so repelling that having home field advantage was the bad luck.

Oh well, they got the 2023 AL West Champs tshirts!

*Slorchs, or probably Slorches

*Macks

*Gourmands

 

And why not tshirt's??

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Also, who the fuck is Taylor Hamm?

he's a c list sportswriter, not as successful as he makes himself out to be, and as you can tell a proud fightin aggie.

2 hours ago, Hate said:

Negged!!

Hey fuck cunt, if you can't handle Rangers fans clowning on shit bag Astros fans of all stripes, feel free to go hang out in the San Antonio baseball thread of dominance. 

I don't think I've ever seen a sports team that hates its own fans as much as the Astros.

17 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

The last thing I’ll note, because it’s not gentlemanly to continually rub the Astros nose in it; Isn’t it interesting how the Astros are beatable mortals (especially outside of their two superstars) when they aren’t blatantly cheating?

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Their smug ass fans saying shit like "it's cute that y'all made it a series", and the fat menudo bowl motherfucker walking out of the stadium friday night screaming "We Want Houston" in little kids' faces and what not...Fuck them!  They deserve to take alllllllll the length.  

Reportedly Mattress Mack is donating new couches to all players and staff of the Astros org so they can enjoy the World Series in comfort.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Exactly.  His bets are hedges on his free stuff if they win promotions.  He can't lose.

Guess my parents are actually going to have to pay for their new tempurpedic they got from Gallery...oh well

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Evil Bill O'Brien is Taylor Hamm?

 

 

He wishes he was me

Fuck that rat fuck Ted Cruz tho, hope the Rags don't regret having him jump on your bandwagon, hope that doesn't come back to haunt anyone, no sir...

lol, check out all the spunk from the rangers and cardinals fans!  love it...  don't think i have ever actually met a real life rangers fan so didn't know it was even a thing.

congrats to the rangers for winning the AL pennant...it's a fun experience.  good luck in the w.s.

utterly insane that the astros have now played a seven game world series and a seven game alcs without winning a home game.  that is baffling.

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

lol, check out all the spunk from the rangers and cardinals fans!  love it...  don't think i have ever actually met a real life rangers fan so didn't know it was even a thing.

congrats to the rangers for winning the AL pennant...it's a fun experience.  good luck in the w.s.

utterly insane that the astros have now played a seven game world series and a seven game alcs without winning a home game.  that is baffling.

You would have had 2-3 on every row if you went to the game last night apparently.  

4 minutes ago, sidis said:

lol, check out all the spunk from the rangers and cardinals fans!  love it...  don't think i have ever actually met a real life rangers fan so didn't know it was even a thing.

congrats to the rangers for winning the AL pennant...it's a fun experience.  good luck in the w.s.

utterly insane that the astros have now played a seven game world series and a seven game alcs without winning a home game.  that is baffling.

That's cute. Remember when Astros fans had to cheer for their daddy (the Cardinals) in the 2011 WS? I member.

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

That's cute. Remember when Astros fans had to cheer for their daddy (the Cardinals) in the 2011 WS? I member.

no, i don't.  i was an astros fan then (as i have been since 1985) and there isn't a moment in my life where even for a moment I can even conceive of the notion of rooting for the st. louis fucking cardinals of all teams.  especially not in 2011.  would have much rather seen the rangers win than the cardinals (or the giants for that matter).

 

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

You would have had 2-3 on every row if you went to the game last night apparently.  

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😉 i suspect they all had themselves a hell of a fun night...deservedly so.

Hey fuck cunt, if you can't handle Rangers fans clowning on shit bag Astros fans of all stripes, feel free to go hang out in the San Antonio baseball thread of dominance. 

Hey fuck cunt shit bag head. Like I said, I’m negging everyone that post politicians in this thread regardless of whom they cheer for. If you can’t handle that, feel free to hang out in the dirty taint licker thread of dominance in the Cloak Room.
2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Good motherfucking morning. Fuck the Astros


Eat a bag Ranger fans ….

 

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Everybody loves an underdog story, but c'mon with the fucking Diamondbacks.  Three fucking games above .500 and they could still likely win the World Series?  What the fuck with that?  

The sneks were six games over .500 but it doesn't matter, we're gonna get the Phillies.

 

55 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

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Their smug ass fans saying shit like "it's cute that y'all made it a series", and the fat menudo bowl motherfucker walking out of the stadium friday night screaming "We Want Houston" in little kids' faces and what not...Fuck them!  They deserve to take alllllllll the length.  

Damn, I missed that this happened. "Fat Menudo Bowl" is just priceless BTW. He is such a colossal prick. It would be one thing if his game backed it up but he's fucking terrible.

Six games over .500 in 162 games is 87 wins.  They won 84.  That’s 3 games over .500

81-81 is .500.  84 wins is 3 wins above 81.  

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The sneks were six games over .500 but it doesn't matter, we're gonna get the Phillies.

 

Damn, I missed that this happened. "Fat Menudo Bowl" is just priceless BTW. He is such a colossal prick. It would be one thing if his game backed it up but he's fucking terrible.

I'm talking about some chickenhawk Astros fan that was walking out of the game the other night that is as described.  But it fits Maldonado too.  

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Six games over .500 in 162 games is 87 wins.  They won 84.  That’s 3 games over .500

81-81 is .500.  84 wins is 3 wins above 81.  

84 wins means 78 losses. 84-78 is 6. 

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