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Great job with B Boche as manager. He and Dusty “might” be a MLB record for ages combined for Managers in the ALCS.

Hook’em!!!

1 minute ago, BeardIP said:

Sweeping the two teams with the best record in the AL to do it, no less.

Keep going please Helo 

We are used to prime time in late October. Thanks for the concern. 

Also - @brojangles2 - you realize others can see your neg? You are a little bitch in a hate thread. Sorry our residency in the ALCS the last six years get your panties in such a wad. 😂

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hi Houston. Y'all done with Minnesota yet?
 

You called

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Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

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The Battle for Texas is on. This is going to be fun. This thread will be lit!

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7 straight ALCS appearances, not as good as Arlington but we’re trying to catch up to all those championships y’all won. Hope we can make a series out of this.

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

7 straight ALCS appearances, not as good as Arlington but we’re trying to catch up to all those championships y’all won. Hope we can make a series out of this.

Lol "won"

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

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3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

Can we not neg Helo? He feels like the exception as a poser coat tail riding MFY fan. Everyone else is cool

Let's do this thing.

Fuck allay'all credit card millionaire, leased BMW, fake Rolex, Just For Men, weird ass 40-year-old trolling Spring Break in Cancun fucking DFW losers.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

Every baseball fan that can spell conscience is not rooting for Arlington

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

There's your bandwagon arlington. You're fucked.
4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

I really hope for your sake that was auto-correct.

Rangers fans...

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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

And they did the kiss of death chant. “We want Houston.. we want Houston” 

you got ‘em.

They'll probably boo Altuve, too.

In fairness, it's been so long since they had a deep run, they can't be expected to know how to act.

9 and 4 rangers but hey the Astros League Championship Series should be easier

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6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Everyone baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

There it is. Thank you. 

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

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7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

 

 

How them yankees doing?

5 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:

Every baseball fan that can spell conscience is not rooting for Arlington

Every one that can’t smell hydrazine is not rooting for Houston 

3 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:

Every baseball fan that can spell conscience is not rooting for Arlington

I’m man enough to admit I didn’t know they were two different words. 

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

GODAMMIT!!!

Really, dude?

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

Someone had a neg on our beloved Helobius' post already. Oh, it's gone that fast...Astros fans backpedaling and changing their story already.

Neg away. Who gives a shit...this will be damn fun and I'm hoping for an all-timer 7 game classic battle royale.

No, not really. I want the fuckstain Astros and their shit-tarded, sanctimonious, human piece of diarrhea mascot Ted Cruz blown out in 4 straight.

And since the Rangers are peaking like a motherfucker, all of baseball just may get their wish.

Until then, fuck off Yankee fans, y'all are only slightly less despised than the Astros and AL West teams.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I’m man enough to admit I didn’t know they were two different words. 

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2 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

How them yankees doing?

Looking to buy $18 gold chains on Amazon so they can look as good as Helobious. 

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Someone had a neg on our beloved Helobius' post already. Oh, it's gone that fast...Astros fans backpedaling and changing their story already.

Neg away. Who gives a shit...this will be damn fun and I'm hoping for an all-timer 7 game classic battle royale.

No, not really. I want the fuckstain Astros and their shit-tarded, sanctimonious, human piece of diarrhea mascot Ted Cruz blown out in 4 straight.

And since the Rangers are peaking like a motherfucker, all of baseball just may get their wish.

Until then, fuck off Yankee fans, y'all are only slightly less despised than the Astros and AL West teams.

username checks out.

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

We all know that is possible, and the bigger likelihood is the Rangers coming up an out short.

19 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

Glad the Rangers finally stopped sucking ass long enough to make this playoff matchup happen, gonna be fun

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Someone had a neg on our beloved Helobius' post already. Oh, it's gone that fast...Astros fans backpedaling and changing their story already.

Neg away. Who gives a shit...this will be damn fun and I'm hoping for an all-timer 7 game classic battle royale.

No, not really. I want the fuckstain Astros and their shit-tarded, sanctimonious, human piece of diarrhea mascot Ted Cruz blown out in 4 straight.

And since the Rangers are peaking like a motherfucker, all of baseball just may get their wish.

Until then, fuck off Yankee fans, y'all are only slightly less despised than the Astros and AL West teams.

suit up you stupid  motherfucker.  You're about to get what you ask for.

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3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

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I mean I knew they were different but I had always thought that it was a gray/grey type of situation. Just learned that they mean different things. And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either. Whatever. Fuck Houston.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I mean I knew they were different but I had always thought that it was a gray/grey type of situation. Just learned that they mean different things. And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either. Whatever. Fuck Houston.

 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either

Go ahead and cite/sight/site your source for that number

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Go ahead and cite/sight/site your source for that number

C’mon, we all pail in comparison to His Yankeeness

3 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

Perfect.  Gives us road field advantage.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I mean I knew they were different but I had always thought that it was a gray/grey type of situation. Just learned that they mean different things. And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either. Whatever. Fuck Houston.

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Was really looking forward to slapping the Yankees around again in the ALCS...shame

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