April 13, 20232 yr On 4/4/2023 at 4:16 PM, Gucci_Suit said: This is how I’ve always felt about it as a Rangers guy. Went to games at the dome and Enron and Minute Maid all the time and always pulled for the Stros as a secondary team in the NL. Now… H-town fans have become a tad bit mouthy, but you get to do that when you win. You get to talk shit and it’s ok. Our boys in Arlington are building something tho. Maybe this could actually be a rivalry- I don’t think both teams have ever really been good at the same time. Meh. We had a zoom call at work today and dude closed his section with a shot of Altuve and Yordan smiling. Some Dallas fuck has to jab about "3rd place teams don't get any pub on here..." To which I promptly replied, "Yeah, the Juice Box has pennants from October and Novemeber, not trophies for April" Dead silence. Very, very rarely do i start shit. Ranger fan/ DFW man always has to run their fucking sewer.
April 13, 20232 yr Amazing comment from a fan of a team that finished 4th last year. God, why are Dallas people so stupid? Is it the proximity to oklahoma?
April 13, 20232 yr On 4/3/2023 at 8:08 AM, TexArcher said: That would be pathetic even for the guys who think the Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl every year.
April 13, 20232 yr Popular Post 9 hours ago, slorch said: Meh. We had a zoom call at work today and dude closed his section with a shot of Altuve and Yordan smiling. Some Dallas fuck has to jab about "3rd place teams don't get any pub on here..." To which I promptly replied, "Yeah, the Juice Box has pennants from October and Novemeber, not trophies for April" Dead silence. Very, very rarely do i start shit. Ranger fan/ DFW man always has to run their fucking sewer. All 3 of you in this story are idiots
April 13, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: All 3 of you in this story are idiots I am literally laughing out loud on this one. Probably way more than I should but it hit my funny bone for sure.
April 13, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: All 3 of you in this story are idiots there are 2 in the story, there, brainwave. Here's to you, non-reader dude!!! Edited April 13, 20232 yr by slorch
April 13, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, slorch said: there are 2 in the story, there, brainwave. Here's to you, non-reader dude!!! Idiot with altuve and yordan. Rangers idiot. You.
April 13, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, slorch said: Meh. We had a zoom call at work today and dude closed his section with a shot of Altuve and Yordan smiling. Some Dallas fuck has to jab about "3rd place teams don't get any pub on here..." To which I promptly replied, "Yeah, the Juice Box has pennants from October and Novemeber, not trophies for April" Dead silence. Very, very rarely do i start shit. Ranger fan/ DFW man always has to run their fucking sewer. Why do you guys have zoom calls at the Lubbock Walmart? “Zing!” Edited April 13, 20232 yr by Gucci_Suit
April 13, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, slorch said: there are 2 in the story, there, brainwave. You (1), dude who put Altuve and Yordan in a slide (2), and Dallas dude who responded (3).
April 13, 20232 yr Maybe his retelling wasn’t crystal clear initially but it’s funny that these Ranger idiots are arguing about what happened on the call with the guy that was actually there. Even after he clarified. Edited April 13, 20232 yr by TonyTexas
April 13, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: You (1), dude who put Altuve and Yordan in a slide (2), and Dallas dude who responded (3). And like 38 other people on the call. The exchange was between 2 people. and fuck any non-baseball fans involved. Edited April 13, 20232 yr by slorch
April 13, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, slorch said: And like 38 other people on the call. The exchange was between 2 people. Yes, and there were 3 idiots in the story. A dude who puts pics of baseball players he likes in a work presentation might be the biggest idiot of the 3; that's an aggy level move.
April 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, David Dennison said: Rangers are aggy in this relationship. Whose pictures were in the work presentation?
April 14, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Beau Vine said: Yes, and there were 3 idiots in the story. A dude who puts pics of baseball players he likes in a work presentation might be the biggest idiot of the 3; that's an aggy level move. or a non-boring one. I get your sentiment. Just disagree with it. The real content sucks bad enough on its own. Trust me, the pics at the end were the best part. DFW Man trying to run his fucking mouth just added to it. Of course, this all could have been avoided with the TPS coversheets and closing page.
April 14, 20232 yr This entire exchange has made my evening. Thanks so much for all involved. Agree. I’m a better person for having read this incredibly inspiring tale.
April 14, 20232 yr 17 hours ago, Beau Vine said: You (1), dude who put Altuve and Yordan in a slide (2), and Dallas dude who responded (3). I'm just laughing at this gif. Was this from a Miss America talent competition?
April 14, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: Perez/Garcia in HOU tonight. Stros -160. Garcia has been ass all year. Free money betting on the Rangers.
April 15, 20232 yr Lulz. Rangers beating that (sub .500) 3rd place ass Edited April 15, 20232 yr by Helobious
April 15, 20232 yr Just now, Helobious said: Lulz. Rangers beating that (sub .500) 3rd place ass You mfer. I am not talking shit until the last out
April 15, 20232 yr Just wanted to stop by and say Fuck the cheating shit-ass Astros and the aggy filled cesspool that is Houston.
April 15, 20232 yr Like I said- free money for the Rangers (there no such thing as free money in baseball). But, No way a pitching matchup that lopsided in favor of Texas should have seen the Astros at -160.
April 15, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Scary Stranger said: Just wanted to stop by and say Fuck the cheating shit-ass Astros and the aggy filled cesspool that is Houston. Suck it, punk https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/05/sports/baseball/houston-astros-world-series.html
April 15, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Helobious said: Lulz. Rangers beating that (sub .500) 3rd place ass And what's Brownsville's record, shitbird? This thread is for Rangers and Astros fans (you know, real Texans) to give each other shit, and it's all in good fun, kinda. But you? You can go jerk off to a Derek Jeter commercial. Edited April 15, 20232 yr by TexArcher
April 15, 20232 yr On 4/13/2023 at 9:13 PM, Beau Vine said: Whose pictures were in the work presentation? The world champions, which is the least aggy thing ever.
April 28, 20232 yr “Establishing an American League record that had stood since 1961” doesn’t strike me as proper language.
April 28, 20232 yr "Wait... we can do trophies for OTHER TEAMS doing shit at Kyle Field?" "Prepare the Hall of Champions..." /Dark Helmet voice.
April 28, 20232 yr In all seriousness, I will be peaking at the series in Arlington this weekend. Haven't decided who I would rather win yet. Don't really HATE the Rangers, but then there is that AL West thingy...
April 28, 20232 yr The way they have played this last week, i will be Peeing on the series this weekend.
June 3, 20232 yr Not really in the spirit of this thread but I want to give props to the Rangers. They’ve have been really impressive through the first 1/3 of the season. 1st offensively and towards the top in most pitching stats. The Astros are pretty banged up but have been scraping out a lot of wins yet not making up any ground. I’m looking forward to a tight race for a change. Serious question for Rangers fans. How real does this feel.? Confident or just waiting for the bubble to pop?
June 4, 20232 yr 13 hours ago, TonyTexas said: Not really in the spirit of this thread but I want to give props to the Rangers. They’ve have been really impressive through the first 1/3 of the season. 1st offensively and towards the top in most pitching stats. The Astros are pretty banged up but have been scraping out a lot of wins yet not making up any ground. I’m looking forward to a tight race for a change. Serious question for Rangers fans. How real does this feel.? Confident or just waiting for the bubble to pop? I feel more confident with Bochy in the dugout than I otherwise would, but the magic number is 103. Get back to us when it is zero, or at least under 20. I won't speak for other Rangers fans, but right now, I'm happy enjoying the ride. We have not been competitive in years, and this team is putting up some crazy stats. It's nice.
June 4, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, TonyTexas said: Serious question for Rangers fans. How real does this feel.? Confident or just waiting for the bubble to pop? Need to add some bullpen pieces in the next couple months.
June 4, 20232 yr 55 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Need to add some bullpen pieces in the next couple months. That shouldn’t be much of a problem; RPs are usually available with some degree of abundance at the deadline.
June 4, 20232 yr Not much hate in this statement, but the Peagles offense appears to be legit. I definitely think they will tough for my Stros to overtake this year.
June 4, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said: That shouldn’t be much of a problem; RPs are usually available with some degree of abundance at the deadline. ‘Pen won’t be a problem after we make deGrom closer, Dunning the 8th inning guy, and trade the entire minor league system for Ohtani….
June 5, 20232 yr 23 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Need to add some bullpen pieces in the next couple months. Yep. Considering the Rangers have lost 11 games ( I think it's 11) games with leads after 7, if they even had half of them back you're talking neck and neck with the Rays right now. All of this without DeGrom, and without Seager for a month. That's pretty stout.
June 5, 20232 yr 22 hours ago, Ignatius said: ‘Pen won’t be a problem after we make deGrom closer, Dunning the 8th inning guy, and trade the entire minor league system for Ohtani…. Lol. That is idiotic at best. Stuff I've heard thrown around for Ohtani on the Rangers end would be (Leiter/Foscue/Whomever pick#4 is/1 other) or possibly (Leiter/Duran/#4). That's a lot, but that may be a bargain as well. Just have to be prepared to pay $53-58mm/yr in a contract offer.
June 5, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Trey3216 said: Lol. That is idiotic at best. It’s almost like not one of those three things was serious…
June 6, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Ignatius said: It’s almost like not one of those three things was serious… Well, we encounter quite a few regards in threads like these. Just making sure others understood you weren’t one of them.
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