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14 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


No at all. Aggy won 2 championships in the 1930’s and still believe they are a blue blood. Quite the same.

No, they didn't.

Also, who the fuck are you?

Nevermind, don't care.  Get back under your rock.

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38 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

TL;DR your wall of text about how much you care about Astros and their fans 

 

Season 8 Nbc GIF by The Office
 

 

I know. Expecting Astros to be literate, much less be capable of introspection or change, is a bridge too far 

I'll try commissioning an animator to make a cartoon for y'all next time so you get it.

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I know. Expecting Astros to be literate, much less be capable of introspection or change, is a bridge too far 

I'll try commissioning an animator to make a cartoon for y'all next time so you get it.

Hint: Helo you are far not smart enough to attempt to act even pseudo intellectual.

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Hint: Helo you are far not smart enough to attempt to act even pseudo intellectual.

"Far not smart enough?" Yikes.

And again, as stated previously, your attempt at sniffing out a Helo sock has failed.

If he does have a sock, go hunting elsewhere little pupper. You aren't on the right trail.

All yalls rappers fucking suck too

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

All yalls rappers fucking suck too

Those scrubs have rappers?

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Those scrubs have rappers?

Isn't Vanilla Ice from Dallas??

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Isn't Vanilla Ice from Dallas??

Carrollton true story he dated my best friend at UT's older sister when they were in high school.

To this date I always get that trivia question right...

Robert Van Winkle.

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Carrollton true story he dated my best friend at UT's older sister when they were in high school.

To this date I always get that trivia question right...

Robert Van Winkle.

Motocross legend

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I know. Expecting Astros to be literate, much less be capable of introspection or change, is a bridge too far 

I'll try commissioning an animator to make a cartoon for y'all next time so you get it.

Why should we change? You’re the self righteous asshat…

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MLB really messed up putting so many days between these games, this thread is gonna fully boil over by Sunday 

2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Why should we change? You’re the self righteous asshat…

feeling yourself aya cash GIF by You're The Worst

MLB really messed up putting so many days between these games, this thread is gonna fully boil over by Sunday 

The fixed schedule thing is dumb. Zero reason to wait till Sunday & Monday to start the party. ALCS should be starting tomorrow and then the NLCS on Sat.

42 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Those scrubs have rappers?

The bitch im from Texas guy is from Oak Cliff

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Carrollton true story he dated my best friend at UT's older sister when they were in high school.

To this date I always get that trivia question right...

Robert Van Winkle.

Such a tough name to remember.  Are you a fucking super genius? 

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

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Vanilla Ice - Houston fan

Don't feel bad, yall still have this duche 

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5 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Such a tough name to remember.  Are you a fucking super genius? 

No shitstain but I wouldn't have known that douches name otherwise.

2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Don't feel bad, yall still have this duche 

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And just in case you didn't think Baker and Vanilla Ice had more in common than very punchable faces:

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Was having a hard time finding actual "celebrities" that said they were Rangers fans so we will just have to go with this....no CR:

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9 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Why should we change? You’re the self righteous asshat…

feeling yourself aya cash GIF by You're The Worst

MLB really messed up putting so many days between these games, this thread is gonna fully boil over by Sunday 

Pausing the hating for a moment, I have a huge crush on Aya Cash. I feel like this is the thread for that. 

Ok, continue the hating

11 hours ago, Pimphand said:

You expect that dude to have enough $$ to buy something other than Dickey's? LOL

Arlington bling, brah...

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1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

And just in case you didn't think Baker and Vanilla Ice had more in common than very punchable faces:
 

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lol.  "oh yeah, we may have vanilla ice but you guys are so lame that . . . uh . . . the most powerful person in the world (2001-2008) is a fan."

12 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

lol.  "oh yeah, we may have vanilla ice but you guys are so lame that . . . uh . . . the most powerful person in the world (2001-2008) is a fan."

Nice quote edit lol Not sure why this thread became obsessed with Vanilla Ice, prob has something to do with the music tastes of the DFW region...

 

 

2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Dub had some big ears but that infinite ear he has with the dude behind him looks like he could fly

5 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Don't feel bad, yall still have this duche 

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shit, that's low man....

50 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Nice quote edit lol Not sure why this thread became obsessed with Vanilla Ice, prob has something to do with the music tastes of the DFW region...

 

 

 

That video is funny.

And Creed? It seems to be working, so ...

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14 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

And Creed? It seems to be working, so ...

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

Can at least agree with you there, baseball such a superstitious sport no matter what it is, if it's working you can't stop.

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2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

lol.  "oh yeah, we may have vanilla ice but you guys are so lame that . . . uh . . . the most powerful person in the world (2001-2008) is a fan."

His daddy was a fan of your daddy

Two more days of hate!!

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After a lengthy search, I was able to find a picture of the trophies we received for 7 straight ALCS appearances.  I thought the Ranger fans might appreciate these...

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25 minutes ago, texasdago said:

After a lengthy search, I was able to find a picture of the trophies we received for 7 straight ALCS appearances.  I thought the Ranger fans might appreciate these...

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I didn't realize you could fit so many fists up your ass.  @Nowthis is proud, and jealous.  

I just wish this series was for the championship like I had always wished for as a kid.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

I just wish this series was for the championship like I had always wished for as a kid.

F selig

3 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Don't see any Rangers fan blogs making sick ass shirts like this...

 

Googled it… I guess “series” can be plural but it still looks weird in this context. Shirt sucks.

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Googled it… I guess “series” can be plural

Look at that, Astros fanbase is even tutoring the unwashed masses on the English language for free.

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Shirt sucks.

Ordered

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I think you posted in the wrong thread, that nasty ass roast beef belongs in the Vic Fatty thread. 

46 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Don't see any Rangers fan blogs making sick ass shirts like this...

 

 

Sorry, I didn't have time, so the best I could do after you threw down that gauntlet was go to an AI site and ask it to make a shirt "Design something appropriate for Houston"

It didn't quite get the cockroach head right, but everything else was on point.

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An oldie but a goody.... The best assist in pro sports history
 

 

^^^

Now that's a good one.

Have a little fun with internet posters, talk about narrative vs process, and smack around the rangers. Plus, I learn a new song that came out in 2005. 

Spotify:
https://spotify.link/DkN03X1vSDb

Amazon and apple will be up later, just like always.

Inspected. No lies in that there map.

Okay beloved Astros fans, I was gifted front row Rangers' dugout tickets to Game 6, and even though the Rangers are winning in four or five max, if your team cheats just enough I'll be seeing some of y'all assholes over there for the Rangers' series clincher.

I'll be the one wearing a Go Fuck Yourselves Astros t-shirt. Come say hi.

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