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Just now, Nicole44 said:

I think it’s a sweep. 

I hope so but won't get my hopes up. Max going for game 3. Really have no idea what version we get of him. 

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Just now, TxTower said:


Well they’ve been exceeding everyone’s expectations since Game 1 in Tampa

Post season play has been nothing short of amazing. They may not have flashy players (meaning well known to outsiders) but they’ve beyond exceeded my expectations. 

Ranger fans know the disappointment running into the hot team in the playoffs.

Happy they can deliver a taste to the Astros.

24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Post season play has been nothing short of amazing. They may not have flashy players (meaning well known to outsiders) but they’ve beyond exceeded my expectations. 

I get what you're saying, but the Rangers had 4 all star starter and 6 total. The starters were catcher, 3rd, SS, and Second. The first baseman wonthe silver slugger in 2022. If people don't know who they are to outsiders, that on MLB for sucking the red socks, yankees, and Ohtani's dicks on marketing.

Same could be said of the Astros, if it wasn't for the cheating thing, I doubt most people would know Altuve or Correa

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Just now, Jameslaw121 said:

I get what you're saying, but the Rangers had 4 all star starter and 6 total. The starters were catcher, 3rd, SS, and Second. The first baseman one the silver slugger in 2022. If people don't know who they are to outsiders, that on MLB for sucking the red socks, yankees, and Ohtani's dicks on marketing.

Same could be said of the Astros, if it wasn't for the cheating thing, I doubt most people would know Altuve or Correa

When I lived in Houston a while back it was the three B’s. The Rangers have been sort of wandering around for years. Everyone knows who Verlander is. And maybe Altuve. People just haven’t really paid attention to the Rangers which is fair. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

When I lived in Houston a while back it was the three B’s. The Rangers have been sort of wandering around for years. Everyone knows who Verlander is. And maybe Altuve. People just haven’t really paid attention to the Rangers which is fair. 

Good point about Verlander. Rangers have Seager and Semien.  That are #1 and #2 in bWAR. But you don't hear much about them on MLB network or ESPN. 

 

Also, loved the Killer B's back before they moved to the AL I half ass rooted for the Astros

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Seager is a superstar. He's as big a name as anyone on the Astros. 

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Good point about Verlander. Rangers have Seager and Semien.  That are #1 and #2 in bWAR. But you don't hear much about them on MLB network or ESPN. 

 

Also, loved the Killer B's back before they moved to the AL I half ass rooted for the Astros

Last cool thing I did  with my dad he diedin 2005. 19 years ago was attend an Astros game. Playoffs (not sure if right term?) They won. Walk off home run and hit it right over where we were sitting.  He bought me an Astros cap I still wear to this day. But he was always a Rangers fan. I just happened to be living in Houston and tickets at the time were cheap. 

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Seager is a superstar. He's as big a name as anyone on the Astros. 

That's what I'm saying. Seager is a superstar. But you wouldn't know that if you watched ESPN or MLB network. During the regular season the Rangers don't get alot of airtime. I guarantee that the non playoff teams of the Red Socks and Yankees, add in the Dodgers (swept in 3) have 10 times the promotion than the Rangers, Astros, and Diamondbacks. 

Until they get rid of this asshat I will not rest with my message of hate. 

4 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Why is Halloween season Astro's favorite culinary season?

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Because they are Cheaters, Cheaters, pumpkin eaters lol can't cheat your way out of this 0-2 hole suckas

 

That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read 

18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

No

It’s the second one. And also resumes is plural so the verb after it is incorrectly conjugated. 

16 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

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I’m a Rangers fan, Lt Hauk 

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

That’s how fucking shitty their fans are, even they hate playing in front of them. 

Not enough to avoid October.

13 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I think it’s a sweep. 

She will see to it. Come hell or low water 

10 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Why is Halloween season Astro's favorite culinary season?

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Because they are Cheaters, Cheaters, pumpkin eaters lol can't cheat your way out of this 0-2 hole suckas

 

Holy cringe Helo. 

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

She will see to it. Come hell or low water 

Holy cringe Helo. 

I’m not that dude but I do celebrate his entire catalog. I know a fellow alpha male when I see one

On 10/17/2023 at 4:00 PM, Helobious said:

I’m not that dude but I do celebrate his entire catalog. I know a fellow alpha male when I see one

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Do you think Chapman gets his Daddy a card on this anniversary or will he simply just serve up another meatball tonight?  

 

 

Doesn’t sting as much knowing the Astros were cheating at that time. And they still couldn’t finish the job.

On 10/17/2023 at 4:00 PM, Helobious said:

I’m not that dude but I do celebrate his entire catalog. I know a fellow alpha male when I see one

 

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Doesn’t sting as much knowing the Astros were cheating at that time. And they still couldn’t finish the job.

Are you on a Jomboy mailing list where he keeps feeding everyone his lies about Altuve and the non existent buzzer every year to keep his clicks up?

That was the weirdest fucking World Series in 2019 tho...

5 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Are you on a Jomboy mailing list where he keeps feeding everyone his lies about Altuve and the non existent buzzer every year to keep his clicks up?

That was the weirdest fucking World Series in 2019 tho...

He hasn’t mentioned it once since that story broke, and his media company has done nothing but explode since then. No other baseball content creator does numbers even remotely close to his nowadays. Cry about it, pussy

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

He hasn’t mentioned it once since that story broke, and his media company has done nothing but explode since then. No other baseball content creator does numbers even remotely close to his nowadays. Cry about it, pussy

I like your sock/mini-me @BeardIP and his random gif response way better btw...

Helo wants jomboy's baby not sure you will get much trying to bleed that turnip

30 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Helo wants jomboy's baby not sure you will get much trying to bleed that turnip

It's just infuriating that enough turnip heads like Helo believe whatever that fat faced goomba Jomboy writes that Altuve is going to have a hard time getting into the HOF for doing nothing wrong. But you are right, wasted effort to try and change that now...

Back on topic, who's excited for Rangers bullpen game day?

To be fair, the whole Jomboy Media crew are extremely complimentary of the Astros and what they’ve done over the last 8 years. And their Talkin Baseball podcast is probably the best out there. There are very conscious about keeping their Yankee homerism confined to their to the Talkin Yankee podcast, which I’m sure Helo falls asleep to every night. 

JFC, someone plz IP ban Helo/BeardIP and get it over with. He's been the worst poster here for years.

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Just now, BeardIP said:

for YEARZ! says the guy who joined 5 months ago with a sock, and now spams his cringe Cloakroom takes about Israel/Palestine so nobody associates them with this real name.

Sorry the Houston Astros are a team whose legacy, DESPITE all the wins and post-season success (of which some, has to be without cheating), is one of unrepentant cheaters.

The Houston Astros are the Jussie Smollet of baseball. Caught, admits it kinda but still tries to retain innocence, in the face of all evidence and knowledge to the contrary. 

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58 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

for YEARZ! says the guy who joined 5 months ago with a sock, and now spams his cringe Cloakroom takes about Israel/Palestine so nobody associates them with this real name.

Sorry the Houston Astros are a team whose legacy, DESPITE all the wins and post-season success (of which some, has to be without cheating), is one of unrepentant cheaters. Literally not my fault. And I'm not going to stop rubbing it in, in a HATE thread. Cheater apologist.

The Houston Astros are the Jussie Smollet of baseball. Caught, admits it kinda but still tries to retain innocence, in the face of all evidence and knowledge to the contrary. 

 

 

no one really gives a fuck dude but hey continue showing off your mental illness 

Congrats Rangers it's official Dusty is a dumb motherfucker.  We are running out the limp dicked lineup that posted 0 runs in Game 1 only with Dubon hitting 2nd instead of 7th meaning it's even worse...

2 hours ago, BeardIP said:

The Houston Astros are the Jussie Smollet of baseball

I can physically feel myself getting more regarded after reading that...

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Please do better Helo's sock

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Congrats Rangers it's official Dusty is a dumb motherfucker.  We are running out the limp dicked lineup that posted 0 runs in Game 1 only with Dubon hitting 2nd instead of 7th meaning it's even worse...

 

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3 hours ago, BeardIP said:

for YEARZ! says the guy who joined 5 months ago with a sock, and now spams his cringe Cloakroom takes about Israel/Palestine so nobody associates them with this real name.

Sorry the Houston Astros are a team whose legacy, DESPITE all the wins and post-season success (of which some, has to be without cheating), is one of unrepentant cheaters. Literally not my fault. And I'm not going to stop rubbing it in, in a HATE thread. Cheater apologist.

The Houston Astros are the Jussie Smollet of baseball. Caught, admits it kinda but still tries to retain innocence, in the face of all evidence and knowledge to the contrary. 

With all due respect:

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Well, I’m a fan of both cheating teams. I’ll be pulling for the winner of this series. I want the WS trophy to stay in Texas.

Damn I love watching the Astros play in Arlington.

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