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#1201
23 minutes ago, beer said:

So everyone agrees that Altuve alone did not cheat? 

You should probably stop watching since Palmeiro and ARod were two of the biggest cheats…well, you should stop watching because you’re a gaping pussy.

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#1202
8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Also, I have no problem with García's reaction in that moment. He also gets the benefit of knowing he was super roided up. Nobody should have been ejected on either side. 

More accurate.

#1203
6 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lulz.  being a rangers fan has almost killed me twice now.  I think I'm gonna check out for another 12 years.

If 2011 didn't kill you, you can't be killed.

#1204
42 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

All time soul snatching win right there

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Sadly I can’t disagree 

#1206
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, slorch said:
Guess who has emptied the benches multiple times vs the Astros.
Yessir.  The bitches from Arlington.  Starts yelling at Maldy like he threw it.  LOL.
 
Let's fucking go.

Keep condoning pussy shit. Typical aggy

Always confusing to me whenAstros fans are called aggy when it’s actually the rangers fans who are jealous of their Daddy.  Exactly like a fucking aggy

#1209
54 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

Always confusing to me whenAstros fans are called aggy when it’s actually the rangers fans who are jealous of their Daddy.  Exactly like a fucking aggy

It’s VERY clear by these threads and comments and on the field results who is the A&M 

#1210
1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Y’all know who to blame right?

No one else quite like the Astros, was a good series until they get butthurt because García is better than them.

 

take your base like a man

#1211
57 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

Always confusing to me whenAstros fans are called aggy when it’s actually the rangers fans who are jealous of their Daddy.  Exactly like a fucking aggy

The ones with all the rings can't be the aggy........

#1214
18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The ones with all the rings can't be the aggy........

You might want to use a different argument 

 

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#1218

The slow walk to first was whatever. It really was the bat slam that did it.

And yes, they totally hit him on purpose. And he deserved it in a nice, old school kinda way. 

 

Get fucked, Rangers 

#1220

Have you guys realized that your team 10000% wins that game if Adolis just jogs to first? Abreu didn’t have it and would have given up runs, The Clerk would have stayed warm, and no way in hell Dusty pinch hits Diaz or Singleton.

Down 3-2 purely because your roided up psychopath couldn’t keep his cool. I’d walk into traffic.

#1222
1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Hey look Dak found one too:

 

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Is there any worse person than the one that thinks the upside down Dallas caps are cool?

#1224

In the feed this morning.  I did laugh.

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#1225
Good morning to everyone but the entire DFW Metroplex, #GoAndTakeIt fans and @AdolisJose. You started it; the @astros finished it. On to Game 6. #Ready2Reign🤘🏼🔥 #Postseason #ad @UVCPOWERSPORTS

 

#1227
12 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:
New disbelief reaction just dropped

 

Champman's reaction will always be #1.  The way he just stood out there even though the game was over tips it in his favor.

#1228
Have you guys realized that your team 10000% wins that game if Adolis just jogs to first? Abreu didn’t have it and would have given up runs, The Clerk would have stayed warm, and no way in hell Dusty pinch hits Diaz or Singleton.

Down 3-2 purely because your roided up psychopath couldn’t keep his cool. I’d walk into traffic.
In the 6th inning of a two-run game! And then tops it with his stupidity in the 8th.

What a total clown. Take that L motherfuckers!


#1229
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
#Ready2Reign

 

Tiff is from Dallas so this checks out.

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

In the 6th inning of a two-run game!

What a total clown. Take that L motherfuckers!
 

*8th

#1230
6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Champman's reaction will always be #1.  The way he just stood out there even though the game was over tips it in his favor.

Yeah Chapman was HOF worthy. I actually felt bad for LeClerc that he got put through the ringer. Bochy definitely botched it bringing him in to face Brantley in the 8th

#1231
6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

*8th

right, I was commenting initially on his HR antics that preceded the brouhaha. 

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#1232
Crowd silencer. Noise maker. 🤫

Here's how it's done, Rangers fans.

No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. 

The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday.

Sucks to be you.

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#1234
29 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
Crowd silencer. Noise maker. 🤫

Here's how it's done, Rangers fans.

No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. 

The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday.

Sucks to be you.

Maybe an unpopular opinion but ill cut Garcia a bit of slack, its not like his roided up ass or the Rangers have done anything in the last 12 years to warrant celebrating a 2 run HR like that, so let the guy have some fun…but you gotta win the game after you do that or you are gonna get rightfully clowned forever

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#1235
35 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
Crowd silencer. Noise maker. 🤫

Here's how it's done, Rangers fans.

No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. 

The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday.

Sucks to be you.

This angle is amazing due to the immediate Ranger surrender cobra in the background.   

#1236
5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This angle is amazing due to the immediate Ranger surrender cobra in the background.   

We know where they get that reaction from.....

 

#1237
8 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Maybe an unpopular opinion but ill cut Garcia a bit of slack, its not like his roided up ass or the Rangers have done anything in the last 12 years to warrant celebrating a 2 run HR like that, so let the guy have some fun…but you gotta win the game after you do that or you are gonna get rightfully clowned forever

Like Culberson doing airplane arms around the bases in G2 of the 2017 WS after a solo shot that didn’t even tie a game that they would lose five minutes later.  

#1241
11 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Have you guys realized that your team 10000% wins that game if Adolis just jogs to first? Abreu didn’t have it and would have given up runs, The Clerk would have stayed warm, and no way in hell Dusty pinch hits Diaz or Singleton.

Down 3-2 purely because your roided up psychopath couldn’t keep his cool. I’d walk into traffic.

I would disagree with the the assertion that about Dusty not pinch hitting Diaz there. Diaz has pinch hit late in every game this postseason if he Astros were losing.

#1242
16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Such cunts.  Yordan excluded.

 

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I couldn't give two shits about "home plate escapades" because I'm not a cunt.  

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#1244

This assclown is a Helo level idiot 

Astros ringleader Jose Altuve is a known cheat, unpunished, what kind of illegal activities is he using now in the den of inequity that is Houston baseball? #NoJusticeNoPeace WATCH/SHARE:

 

#1245
9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

This assclown is a Helo level idiot 

Astros ringleader Jose Altuve is a known cheat, unpunished, what kind of illegal activities is he using now in the den of inequity that is Houston baseball? #NoJusticeNoPeace WATCH/SHARE:

 

You want haters. Haters hate good shit.

 

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