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5 hours ago, Born to Run said:
6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:
Little wikipedia vandalism never hurt anybody 
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Can you replace Morgan Wallen with Paul Wall?  Financial and Credit Counseling Seminars

FIFY

Morgan Wallen seems about right to me 

New Country bubblegum pop.  I had to look it up too.

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24 minutes ago, slorch said:

New Country bubblegum pop.  I had to look it up too.

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That guy looks like he would get a bigger crowd in Arlington than the Rangers ever could lol

4 hours ago, slorch said:

New Country bubblegum pop.  I had to look it up too.

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Yeah, that looks about right for far-north-Texas-slash-south-oklahoma.

I don’t even like country music but Wallen is probably the biggest name in the genre right now and you’re a fucking idiot if you think he makes shitty songs. No surprise Astros fans have terrible taste. 
 

 

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I don’t even like country music but Wallen is probably the biggest name in the genre right now and you’re a fucking idiot if you think he makes shitty songs. No surprise Astros fans have terrible taste. 
 

 

Something something, fastest time at the cripple olympics…

I had Nashville hot chicken last week, and I can authoritatively say he sucks, now that I identify with the culture.

biggest name in bubblegum pop country?

Who gives a fuck?

Helobious is a bro country fan??? That is the least surprising revelation of all time and makes total and complete sense. 
 

Edit: I’m now convinced that he must be a sock. There is no way that any one person on Earth can have the bad of an opinion on literally everything.

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32 minutes ago, Hate said:

Helobious is a bro country fan??? That is the least surprising revelation of all time and makes total and complete sense. 
 

Edit: I’m now convinced that he must be a sock. There is no way that any one person on Earth can have the bad of an opinion on literally everything.

I don’t like bro country, at all. I like exactly 2 Morgan wallen songs. I just find it amusing how everyone talks shit about him while he’s putting up the numbers he’s doing. But sure, I’m the one with the shitty opinion. 

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

he’s putting up the numbers he’s doing.

Not sure this is indicative of quality music.  Considering the numbers would tell us "MMMBop" has a stellar recording.   (reaching number one in at least 12 countries, including Australia, Canada, Germany, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States.)

 

 

Doesn't make a shit that MLB is trying to put the finger on the scale for the Rag's by suspending Abreu when no one else that I can recall ever served a suspension during the playoffs, Astros win, Rags go home sad in a box

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I don’t like bro country, at all. I like exactly 2 Morgan wallen songs. I just find it amusing how everyone talks shit about him while he’s putting up the numbers he’s doing. But sure, I’m the one with the shitty opinion. 

That’s 2 more songs than you should like. And it should make you feel a little better that there are some other people in the world that share your horrible tastes.

I go back and forth on whether Helo is a troll or an idiot. I lean toward troll, but I actually think he's a pretty good representation of the average American so maybe he is really just an idiot.

4 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I go back and forth on whether Helo is a troll or an idiot. I lean toward troll, but I actually think he's a pretty good representation of the average American so maybe he is really just an idiot.

Troll or idiot?

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23 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

suspending Abreu when no one else that I can recall ever served a suspension during the playoffs
 

Utley was suspended 2 games in the 2015 NLDS for that dirty slide on Ruben Tejeda. The astros incessant need to be a victim in every situation is funny. 

Helo is a great poster when it comes to HS football and the Valley.

Make it baseball and it's:

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Utley was suspended 2 games in the 2015 NLDS for that dirty slide on Ruben Tejeda. The astros incessant need to be a victim in every situation is funny. 

That suspension was dropped before the next season after he appealed and he never was facing the prospect of actually serving it doing the playoffs, try again 

3 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

That suspension was dropped before the next season after he appealed and he never was facing the prospect of actually serving it doing the playoffs, try again 

Which is exactly what will happen to Abreu. You try again 

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Which is exactly what will happen to Abreu. You try again 

 

MLB seems pretty intent to make him serve at least 1 game this postseason, you try again

Not sure this is indicative of quality music.  Considering the numbers would tell us "MMMBop" has a stellar recording.   (reaching number one in at least 12 countries, including Australia, Canada, Germany, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States.)
 
 
There is nothing wrong with mmbop

Ok bitches. I'm here and pregaming by tonight's losing team's stadium

And I already spotted Helo.

Go Rangers.

 

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There is no way Helo is that tall.

9 minutes ago, Hate said:

There is no way Helo is that tall.

Wearing a Jeter jersey around the ALCS in Houston when the Yankees didn't even sniff the playoffs sure does check out as Helo tho...

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

I don’t even like country music but Wallen is probably the biggest name in the genre right now and you’re a fucking idiot if you think he makes shitty songs. No surprise Astros fans have terrible taste. 
 

 

Your taste in music is just like your taste in baseball teams…shitty.  Not surprising.

17 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Fix your shitty wifi Houston

Also tell your fans to not be so fat.

 

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Get an iPhone you fucking poor

Go fuck yourself bitch ass Houston 

2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Take a seat, roid rage Adolis

In fairness he did sit down eventually after that grand slam home run trot. 

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That was fun. Thanks for the hospitality. Let's do it again tomorrow fellas.

On 10/21/2023 at 9:39 AM, Gourmand said:

Here's how it's done, Rangers fans.

No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. 

The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday.

Sucks to be you.

 

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That was fun. Thanks for the hospitality. Let's do it again tomorrow fellas.

I love you 

4 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Get an iPhone you fucking poor

Accurate phone is accurate.

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Though I'll admit even despite your shitty Internet I enjoyed the only game I've ever attended at your low quality ballpark.

Seems the Rangers enjoy them as well.

 

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

 

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definition of a frontrunner clown

do it when it matters

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Stay Mad GIF

Adolis had four Ks before a grand slam that was preceded by the Astros failing to capitalize on the bases loaded in the 8th

he had no role in this game tonight

37 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

definition of a frontrunner clown

do it when it matters

Yea it never matters in game 6 you fucking clown

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea it never matters in game 6 you fucking clown

it doesn't in a 5-2 game with Montero on the mound you fucking clown.

and you know it.

that game was over before he came to bat.

Adolis is Yasiel Puig 2.0

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1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Adolis had four Ks before a grand slam that was preceded by the Astros failing to capitalize on the bases loaded in the 8th

he had no role in this game tonight

Sure he did you dumb little bitch. He emptied that dumpy, covered in ads and refried bean stained Stadium like it was in fucking flames. Suck a dick bitch. 

4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

it doesn't in a 5-2 game with Montero on the mound you fucking clown.

and you know it.

that game was over before he came to bat.

Adolis is Yasiel Puig 2.0

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I’m so glad this series went 7 games! Whomever wins, a Texas team has a chance to keep the trophy in the Lone Star State!

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Adolis had four Ks before a grand slam that was preceded by the Astros failing to capitalize on the bases loaded in the 8th

he had no role in this game tonight

He put the game to bed and put your entire fanbase into fire drill mode.   Yep, didn’t mean shit

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