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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Don’t worry @Guadaloopy, the rangers were already winning so that last García homer didn’t matter.

Yea it doesn’t matter because of win probability. That was such a stupid fucking argument 

47 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Are your Houston pussies leaking yet? Get fucked 

Meh bitch even if we lost 72-1 you would still have to jump and swing up just to hit us in the knees.

Also have fun being Philadelphia's biznatch.

 

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Don’t worry @Guadaloopy, the rangers were already winning so that last García homer didn’t matter.

Victory laps in the third inning are always a great idea.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Victory laps in the third inning are always a great idea.  

No one said anything about the game being over. The Astros can take the lead on one swing. I was just pointing out how monumentally stupid your logic was. 

4 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Least it was filled for 99% of the game unlike a certain stadium during the ALCS last year, man where could that have been I can't remember....
 

 

I was at Game 4.  Lol.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

No one said anything about the game being over. The Astros can take the lead on one swing. I was just pointing out how monumentally stupid your logic was. 

Yes, his HR yesterday took the Astros chances from minute to miniscule.    What a huge moment.  

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Victory laps in the third inning are always a great idea.  

Don’t mind the Yankee fan from the valley.  He claims he can get any girl with his plain white tee, his sick chain from Amazon, some shitty jeans and a pair of J’s.   
 

he sounds exactly like the guys I see getting dragged out of the bar by the bouncers 90% of the time 

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Don’t mind the Yankee fan from the valley.  He claims he can get any girl with his plain white tee, his sick chain from Amazon, some shitty jeans and a pair of J’s.   
 

he sounds exactly like the guys I see getting dragged out of the bar by the bouncers 90% of the time 

Sounds like you go to some really shitty bars...

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Don’t mind the Yankee fan from the valley.  He claims he can get any girl with his plain white tee, his sick chain from Amazon, some shitty jeans and a pair of J’s.   
 

he sounds exactly like the guys I see getting dragged out of the bar by the bouncers 90% of the time 

Black tee, silver chain, dark blue jeans, and black pumas. Get it right. And I look way fucking better than you with your beer gut, Bermuda shorts and Magellan shirt. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Black tee, silver chain, dark blue jeans, and black pumas. Get it right. And I look way fucking better than you with your beer gut, Bermuda shorts and Magellan shirt. 

Jajajajaja!!

I was at Game 4.  Lol.

How many went to Game 5?
Black tee, silver chain, dark blue jeans, and black pumas. Get it right. And I look way fucking better than you with your beer gut, Bermuda shorts and Magellan shirt. 

Ok…that’s funny.
9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Sounds like you go to some really shitty bars...

You’ve seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all 

1 minute ago, Hate said:


Ok…that’s funny.

If we did the sig thing over here…..

Garcia may just need a little parting gift from Houston to remember his time here. 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Victory laps in the third inning are always a great idea.  

Don’t worry we will say hi in the 5th 7th and 9th inning also 

Fuck every one of your mothers, especially that cocksucking pitcher.

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yes, his HR yesterday took the Astros chances from minute to miniscule.    What a huge moment.  

Stop numbnuts.... We got railed 

1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:

Fuck everything about the city of houston.
In their mother’s asses.

Enjoy that Philly cock going to be hysterical seeing if you can take the length.

What’s the win probability on that one?

Another home run that doesn’t matter. Get fucked hard you Houston bitches

31 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Stop numbnuts.... We got railed 

Enjoy that Philly cock going to be hysterical seeing if you can take the length.

What a fucking loser. Keep sucking Philly off they like it 

Congrats, you bunch of bitches.

Impressive finish to the series.

I hope you get the Phillies and they shit all over your dreams.

But, congrats.

Enjoy that Philly cock going to be hysterical seeing if you can take the length.

hysterical as up 3-2 and blowing it at home ?
What a fucking loser. Keep sucking Philly off they like it 
It's aggy at it's finest. Got to root for another team to do what you couldn't. Whoop!!!
Damn that's a lot of empty seats 
Just going to get some beer.... Or so I was told

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