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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:
We’re here.  Enduring.  

I meant at the game lol

Well it’s a school night, of course.  

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Damn that's a lot of empty seats 

Fire Drill!!!   

29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Knock Knock…

 

- Who’s there?

 

Astro…

 

 - Astro who?

 

Astro naut going to the World Series.

Houston fans have to wear the early exit, but let’s not act like the exact same shit wouldn’t happen if the roles were reversed and the Astros were blowing out the Rangers in their place.  

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Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

Trash. 

Take the L to your thread, pussy.
4 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

The best part of beating the Astros is Justin Verlander's fat sad face.

He has two rings and Kate Upton to console him. 

I think he'll be OK.


Take the L to your thread, pussy.

Motherfucker. I’ll fully accept a my bad here. I’ve stayed out of this thread all year and replied. I’ll take the L.
3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He has two rings and Kate Upton to console him. 

I think he'll be OK.

 

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14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Houston fans have to wear the early exit, but let’s not act like the exact same shit wouldn’t happen if the roles were reversed and the Astros were blowing out the Rangers in their place.  

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Ok that definitely doesn’t count towards any post season totals because the game was already decided? Isn’t that how this works?

I will say congrats to the Rangers but also fuck you. 

Houston, you guys can keep the boot and the West. We’ll take the AL from here.

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16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He has two rings and Kate Upton to console him. 

I think he'll be OK.

But you won't be. 

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28 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Houston fans have to wear the early exit, but let’s not act like the exact same shit wouldn’t happen if the roles were reversed and the Astros were blowing out the Rangers in their place.  

I guess we’ll never know. 
 

-A Bregman

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

Someone check to see if it's okay if the Rangers celebrate tonight.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess we’ll never know. 
 

-A Bregman

Holy shit sir. You fucking win the gotdamn evening.

Congrats on the win. If you don’t take that final step you will take it to your fucking grave. 
no pressure. 

5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Slept they dynasty

LOL, no.  See you next year.  

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He came through for you guys again! The best fans.

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31 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Trash. 

You are the cunts started throwing at people.  Fuck you and fuck your entire piece of shit town.

Cruz curse > helobious curse

Which could be an issue for the next series.  Maybe there will be some sort of double cross effect. 

We are about to take a post-game piss right in the middle of our new stadium.

Somebody get those idiots in orange shirts in the background out of our stadium.

2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

We are about to take a post-game piss right in the middle of our new stadium.

It's definitely fun.

On 10/21/2023 at 1:07 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Little wikipedia vandalism never hurt anybody 

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So who owns Minute Maid at this time?  Is it the team currwntly receiving the trophies there?

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.
How?? Rangers already won this thread. It's put to bed. What happens next has zero to do with this.
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

It hilarious right now. Look at the thread title. Nothing about Arizona or Philly there. 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Meh bitch even if we lost 72-1 you would still have to jump and swing up just to hit us in the knees.

Also have fun being Philadelphia's biznatch.

 

You're not original, but you are prolific.  I think there's a couple of more threads in which you can post your butthurt ragey wit. 

I bought a house in Colorado this morning.  Drank a bottle of champagne this afternoon.  And we're finishing the day with this?

Today has been:

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

Aggy

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

They knocked you out of the playoffs and won the pennant in the process. They have ultimate bragging rights on you until you can return the favor and eliminate them or win a pennant. That’s how rivalries work

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

You're not original, but you are prolific.  I think there's a couple of more threads in which you can post your butthurt ragey wit. 

You poor dumb stupid scrub enjoy the colorectomy.

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