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57 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, we encounter quite a few regards in threads like these.  

Yeah but those are mostly Astros fans. 

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All these pages about how bad the Rangers suck, makes me think I am not reading the standings correctly. 

5 hours ago, beer said:

All these pages about how bad the Rangers suck, makes me think I am not reading the standings correctly. 

There are way more posts on this thread about how bad helobious sucks than Rangers hate. For Astros/Longhorn fans, Helo is Bob Stoops whereas the Rangers are more akin to aggy. 

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46 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

There are way more posts on this thread about how bad helobious sucks than Rangers hate. For Astros/Longhorn fans, Helo is Bob Stoops whereas the Rangers are more akin to aggy. 

You've crossed the line.  Even the hate thread has limits. 

Nice little season you've got going there, Rangers.  Be a shame if something happened to it.

6 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Nice little season you've got going there, Rangers.  Be a shame if something happened to it.

Well now I feel kinda bad with the DeGrom news.

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17 hours ago, beer said:

All these pages about how bad the Rangers suck, makes me think I am not reading the standings correctly. 

When you look at the standings, make sure you understand that the Astros have had a staggering amount of injuries, and they're getting healthy, and the Rangers have a bunch of guys having career years at the same time, and regression is almost certainly coming for at least a couple of them.  

I mean, everything that could have gone your way has, and you're up a whopping 3.5 games with over 100 left to play.

Calm your tits.

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4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

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I’m an Astro fan and that is hard to watch.  Enjoyed Berkman playing a role in that pain, though. 

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3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well now I feel kinda bad with the DeGrom news.

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Not like he was contributing to our record. 

32 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

When you look at the standings, make sure you understand that the Astros have had a staggering amount of injuries, and they're getting healthy, and the Rangers have a bunch of guys having career years at the same time, and regression is almost certainly coming for at least a couple of them.  

I mean, everything that could have gone your way has, and you're up a whopping 3.5 games with over 100 left to play.

Calm your tits.

The Cy Young pitcher done for the season and the 3x All Star SS out for 30 games isn't exactly everything going the Rangers way. But they kept winning without them, so that's nice.

Maybe it's fleeting, but thus far it seems good managing, coaching, talented players and clubhouse chemistry could last. We'll see.

Anyway, Semien just doubled with the bases loaded and Adolis hit another home run. Maybe they'll start regressing tomorrow.

19 hours ago, TexArcher said:

When you look at the standings, make sure you understand that the Astros have had a staggering amount of injuries, and they're getting healthy, and the Rangers have a bunch of guys having career years at the same time, and regression is almost certainly coming for at least a couple of them.  

I mean, everything that could have gone your way has, and you're up a whopping 3.5 games with over 100 left to play.

Calm your tits.

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always an excuse with you trach can banging people

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17 hours ago, ztejas said:

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I mean, Altuve has 100 PA's this year, so, uhm, yeah I guess?

On 6/6/2023 at 8:01 AM, TonyTexas said:

There are way more posts on this thread about how bad helobious sucks than Rangers hate. For Astros/Longhorn fans, Helo is Bob Stoops whereas the Rangers are more akin to aggy. 

Bad comparison. I never think about Houston at all and root for the Astros. Plus we all know Houston is the home of Aggy. 

For the Rangers fans that don't go to the Astros fans we had on our podcast a guest that was a former writer in the Metroplex for a lot of years to talk Rangers.  He's  a longhorn that posts a lot on inside Texas- W.W. McClyde.

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This upcoming Rangers/Astros series is the biggest series between the two since... when? 2015?

13 hours ago, ztejas said:

This upcoming Rangers/Astros series is the biggest series between the two since... when? 2015?

2016.  Rangers won the division with a pythag record like 10 games worse than the Astros.  I guess you could make the argument that 2016 didn't matter as neither team was ready to really contend for the WS, but those series had big regular season stakes.  It feels like this is either the finishing touch on ending the Astros or else it's when the Astros turn their season around. I'm betting on the former. 

Anyway, I thought McClyde was great on the pod and I would love it if yall Rangers fans listen and find it enjoyable.  

On 6/28/2023 at 10:12 AM, Scary Stranger said:

The way they are both playing, they’ll split and we’ll be in the same place we are now.

Yeah I'd be feeling more confident if they didn't just lose a series to the Yankees and split with Detroit. Yeesh.

That said I predict a Rangers sweep and we're up 9 games next week. But they'll struggle a bit only score maybe 25 to 30 total runs instead of 40 to 50.

Keep boo’n you fucking southern okie cousin fucking Sooners ……….

 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I can't stop looking at how ugly that stadium is.

They should just move back to the nicer one next door.

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Still behind in the division but did the business this series.

4 minutes ago, FartingDreamer said:

Fuck the Astros, those cocksuckers know we handed them those last two games.

winners win - even with a B team

...and cheating cocksuckers suck cock.  Never change Houston.

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Just now, FartingDreamer said:

...and cheating cocksuckers suck cock.  Never change Houston.

OK baseball aggy.

25 minutes ago, FartingDreamer said:

Fuck the Astros, those cocksuckers know we handed them those last two games.

And in three months, you can tell yourself that Houston didn't win the division as much as Texas lost it.

It don't make a shit to us.  It's another division banner for us either way.

Jesus, do we even hang those things anymore with two championships and five pennants?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus, do we even hang those things anymore with two championships and five pennants?

It could be worse. We could hang breaking balls like the Rangers BP.

Yeah I'd be feeling more confident if they didn't just lose a series to the Yankees and split with Detroit. Yeesh.
That said I predict a Rangers sweep and we're up 9 games next week. But they'll struggle a bit only score maybe 25 to 30 total runs instead of 40 to 50.

Don’t quit your day job. Go Stros.
5 minutes ago, FartingDreamer said:

Unlike Aggy, our banners are legit.  

Did you really neg me in the hate thread?  Ahhhhahahahahaha, be mad, child.  Also, who are you?  Nevermind, don't care.

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9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Also, who are you?

Trying to figure that out as well. 

39 minutes ago, FartingDreamer said:

Unlike Aggy, our banners are legit.  

All those WS Championship banners? How many are there in Arlington again?

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