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On 4/3/2023 at 9:08 AM, TexArcher said:

Oh, look, the fair weather Rangers fans have awoken from their decade of slumber.  

Look, your pitching improved significantly, maybe enough to go from an abysmal 68-94 all the way to a mediocre 81-81.  But deGrom is a huge injury risk and Perez is a huge regression risk.  If both of those things go wrong, you might very well lose 90+ again.

So, don't start daydreaming about winning our division.  That would be pathetic even for the guys who think the Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl every year.  Even if y'all somehow miracle your way to 90 wins, you're still gonna be 10 to 15 games behind Houston.  Which is better than 38, like last season.  Jesus, 38.  But sign a couple of pitchers, and here y'all are, thumping your underdeveloped chests again.  It's actually kind of adorable, like when a Down Syndrome kid puts on a superhero costume.

In conclusion, the Rangers suck, Arlington sucks, your fair weather fanbase sucks, you suck, and your mom sucks.  And this thread will be a ghost town by July 4th.  Again.

 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

They knocked you out of the playoffs and won the pennant in the process. They have ultimate bragging rights on you until you can return the favor and eliminate them or win a pennant. That’s how rivalries work

And Houston has knocked your bandwagon boys out FOUR consecutive times, so you can go sit your mansplaining ass down over there.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It hilarious right now. Look at the thread title. Nothing about Arizona or Philly there. 

Good luck.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

You poor dumb stupid scrub enjoy the colorectomy.

The redundant gift that keeps on giving.  The world needs a tape loop now and again. Hook 'em!

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Need a win probability on that HR.

Need the graph!! Fucking losers 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Yeah well this douchebag used to own your team:

George W. Bush Is Back in the Rangers Front Row - The New York Times

but the problem is Texas has a lot of shitty politicians...

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

They knocked you out of the playoffs and won the pennant in the process. They have ultimate bragging rights on you until you can return the favor and eliminate them or win a pennant. That’s how rivalries work

Not if you don't close. 

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Congrats on the win. If you don’t take that final step you will take it to your fucking grave. 
no pressure. 

"your fucking grave."

-herb brooks

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And Houston has knocked your bandwagon boys out FOUR consecutive times, so you can go sit your mansplaining ass down over there.

Hey at least you were right about the Rangers not winning the division, so... congrats. 

On 7/25/2023 at 1:47 PM, Beau Vine said:

Been saying for 10+ years that MLB is a lot more fun when the Rangers and Astros are both good.  

 

Bump.

Hang that AL West banner you bitches 

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

Hey fuck you!
19 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

LOL, no.  See you next year.  

Only kidding. I’ve pretty much been a fair weather Rangers fan since they almost killed me in 2011. Just bullshitting.

Time to atone.

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18 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Cheating era over.

You divorce your wife? 
 

(I immediately apologize, but that was a meatball)

Congrats to the 2023 Texas Rangers....2023 AL Champions!! What is especially gratifying is that ii happened on the Astro grass!!  To the guys and gals out there who are Astros fans, I know that you are feeling down right now. I do not wish to rub it in. After the Ranger beat the best teams in the AL then your team in the ALCS, I just hope that my hometown team has earned your respect.

 

 

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grammatical correction

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

You divorce your wife? 
 

(I immediately apologize, but that was a meatball)

Losers!

Well, great fucking series Astros.

The Astros fans I met yesterday were all cool as shit, asking where we drove in from, chatting it up etc.

So if you want to grab a Ranger hat and cheer for Texas, we'll take y'all...

WITH ARMS WIDE OPE-HENNN

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

Again, congrats.  

We'll be right back in the ALCS for at least three more years.  I'm wearing a World Champions t-shirt right now.  And, another will come before this one fades.  It's all good.

Losing this game would have crushed y'all.  We know we'll be right back.  So, who are y'all calling aggy?

See y'all next year.  Fatasses.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

I mean, maybe. 

But probably not.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Well, great fucking series Astros.

The Astros fans I met yesterday were all cool as shit, asking where we drove in from, chatting it up etc.

So if you want to grab a Ranger hat and cheer for Texas, we'll take y'all...

WITH ARMS WIDE OPE-HENNN

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Again, congrats.  
We'll be right back in the ALCS for at least three more years.  I'm wearing a World Champions t-shirt right now.  And, another will come before this one fades.  It's all good.
Losing this game would have crushed y'all.  We know we'll be right back.  So, who are y'all calling aggy?
See y'all next year.  Fatasses.
This post reeks of aggy. Dismissing this as no big deal and diminishing the little ol Rangers disposing of Houston after being down 3-2 and how they lost game 7.

2017 Cheaters - no one acknowledges 

2022 still wins with cheaters - no one cares

2023 Rangers own your ass

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Just now, CowtownHorn said:

2017 Cheaters - no one acknowledges 

2022 - stilll wins with cheaters - no one cares

2023 - Rangers own your ass

Gotta close.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:
Again, congrats.  
We'll be right back in the ALCS for at least three more years.  I'm wearing a World Champions t-shirt right now.  And, another will come before this one fades.  It's all good.
Losing this game would have crushed y'all.  We know we'll be right back.  So, who are y'all calling aggy?
See y'all next year.  Fatasses.

This post reeks of aggy. Dismissing this as no big deal and diminishing the little ol Rangers disposing of Houston after being down 3-2 and how they lost game 7.

It's a big deal and a well earned pennant.

But if you lose the World Series it won't be nearly as sweet.

We beat them so bad dusty baker is retiring

Just now, David Dennison said:

It's a big deal and a well earned pennant.

But if you lose the World Series it won't be nearly as sweet.

Yeah, it is a big deal.  My point was that losing this would have hurt them more than it hurts us.  Because we know we'll be back for #8 in a row next year and they know they've never won shit.

And, until they do, all theh have is aggy jokes that don't even make any sense.

But, hey, enjoy your schadenfreude tonight.  Your boys earned it.  For now.

You want some fun. Go back and read page 13. 

Okay, I'm still upset, but that is some great news right there.  Thanks, neighbors!

2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

We beat them so bad dusty baker is retiring

If true, it will be totally worth it. His replacement can't be nearly as bad. 

2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

We beat them so bad dusty baker is retiring

No Mr. Arrogance is gonna take the World Series.  Too bad, Dusty.

If true, it will be totally worth it. His replacement can't be nearly as bad. 
Gabe kapler's free
On 10/2/2023 at 10:01 PM, David Dennison said:

Baseball aggy is having a rough go of it.

Not as rough as you! Lol

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Gotta close.

Or what?

No coffee?

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