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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You want some fun. Go back and read page 13. 

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4 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Or what?

No coffee?

Or you just have another pennant. Which is pretty good.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Or you just have another pennant. Which is pretty good.

You haven't tasted my coffee.

 

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Who we ask about borrowing minute maid for a bit?

31 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

2017 Cheaters - no one acknowledges 

2022 - stilll wins with cheaters - no one cares

2023 - Rangers own your ass

No real legacy and it burns them up. 

38 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Again, congrats.  

We'll be right back in the ALCS for at least three more years.  I'm wearing a World Champions t-shirt right now.  And, another will come before this one fades.  It's all good.

Losing this game would have crushed y'all.  We know we'll be right back.  So, who are y'all calling aggy?

See y'all next year.  Fatasses.

jesus.  I think you might be more comfortable posting on texags. 

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32 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, it is a big deal.  My point was that losing this would have hurt them more than it hurts us.  Because we know we'll be back for #8 in a row next year and they know they've never won shit.

And, until they do, all theh have is aggy jokes that don't even make any sense.

But, hey, enjoy your schadenfreude tonight.  Your boys earned it.  For now.

Texas quarterback Sam Ehlinger attempts to congratulate Oklahoma's Kyler Murray after the Longhorns' win in October. Murray was asked Monday about his thoughts on Ehlinger's play. He declined to comment. [RODOLFO GONZALEZ/FOR AMERICAN-STATESMAN]

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1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

Astros tears are as sweet as Aggy tears.

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48 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You want some fun. Go back and read page 13. 

Sorta quiet from them now though ain't it?

Right Adolis?

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On 10/1/2023 at 9:00 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

You had a fucking 2.5 game lead with 4 to go and you failed. Blame someone else and not your shit team. Trashtros? Lulz. Self awareness is non existent. 

 

On 10/1/2023 at 9:31 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Got damn.... should have ended that post with the Nelson Cruz dropped fly ball pic to take it to 11.

We do kind of kick ass.  At least we kick more ass than Arlington.

 

On 10/1/2023 at 9:36 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Victory parade routes after Game 2 of a 7 game series?  Division title billboards before it's clinched?  God damn, Arlington... learn some self-respect and how sports work already.

Fucking bitch ass losers.

 

On 10/1/2023 at 9:37 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's 9:36 PM and the Houston Astros are still AL West Division Champions.

Suck it, Arlington.

 

On 10/1/2023 at 10:39 PM, UTHornFan014 said:

 

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On 10/1/2023 at 10:46 PM, The Dog said:

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On 10/2/2023 at 12:06 AM, Gourmand said:

NSIAP because it deserves to be on every page

 

 

On 10/2/2023 at 12:11 AM, Honeysucklerose said:

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lol

Yeah, it is a big deal.  My point was that losing this would have hurt them more than it hurts us.  Because we know we'll be back for #8 in a row next year and they know they've never won shit.
And, until they do, all theh have is aggy jokes that don't even make any sense.
But, hey, enjoy your schadenfreude tonight.  Your boys earned it.  For now.

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

I will own my take.

Hope the Rangers lose in the WS. ;)

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

To be fair my post still has a chance of being accurate

The in-game nugget about Houston trying to keep mlb from having a team in dfw was nice. Astros have been bitchass from jump. 
 

reminds me of- oh I don’t know- aggy trying to prevent another Texas school from opening a vet school. 

The Rangers have done very little right in their history but they did everything right in hiring Bochy. 

Guy is just a winner, unfortunately. 

2 hours ago, DigDug said:

You are the cunts started throwing at people.  Fuck you and fuck your entire piece of shit town.

But but they would never!! Pussy bitch ass shit. They woke a mfer up that drops dick every swing not like bitch Yordan

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3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Que mas quires mija? Fuck Houston

 

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Congratulations but especially don’t lose to Phillies if they should advance.  

6 hours ago, futureman said:

jesus.  I think you might be more comfortable posting on texags. 

Again, the ones with the rings aren't the aggy.

And, at least I was here to congratulate y'all and take my lumps.  Not a single one of you would be if it had gone the other way, as with all of the other hate threads.

So, enjoy your glimmer of success.  DFW still sucks.  Out.

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31 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

enjoy your glimmer of success

your run is done.  it was great, though, much respect.  and you were able to win a series, something we haven’t done yet.  but yeah going forward we are on the way up and you’re on the way down.  enjoy your title though; I congratulate you for it. 

46 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

the ones with the rings aren't the aggy.

you claim a title that nobody else in the world acknowledges.  but you’re not aggy.  ok, bud. 

On 10/3/2023 at 4:43 PM, BeardIP said:

Regardless, what will be funny is when the Rangers go as far, if not further, than the Astros in the 2023 playoffs after the public orgasm they've gave themselves for backing into the AL West.

 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Again, the ones with the rings aren't the aggy.

And, at least I was here to congratulate y'all and take my lumps.  Not a single one of you would be if it had gone the other way, as with all of the other hate threads.

So, enjoy your glimmer of success.  DFW still sucks.  Out.

 

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24 minutes ago, futureman said:

you claim a title that nobody else in the world acknowledges.  but you’re not aggy.  ok, bud. 

Lmao. 7 ranger posters don’t acknowledge it yet they’re listed as two time champions. Ok bud. Good luck in the WS. Don’t choke again.

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Didn't realize Paxton was such a huge Astros fan.  

Next motherfucker that post a politician in this thread is getting negged. Nobody talking sports GIVES A FUCK!!

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The in-game nugget about Houston trying to keep mlb from having a team in dfw was nice. Astros have been bitchass from jump. 
 

reminds me of- oh I don’t know- aggy trying to prevent another Texas school from opening a vet school. 

Or Jerry Jones fighting to keep San Antonio from having an NFL team…

Is that really true about Jerry Jones and San Antonio ? I've heard it a number of times, but I've also heard from credible business leaders in San Antonio that it's total bullshit made up by fans.  Not to thread derail, too late---Rangers already derailed the Astros pennant dreams (I have no dog in the hunt, just always pleased to see a World Series played on Lone Star Soil).  

But it's pretty strange that a state this big only has 2 NFL franchises when it could clearly sustain more.  Florida has 3.  At certain points, California had 5.  New York has 3 (although New Jersey technically houses 2 of them).  I mean shit, Maryland has 2 and it's roughly the same size of Texas. 

8 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Who we ask about borrowing minute maid for a bit?

Call Tampa?

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8 hours ago, HuntinHorn said:

Astros tears are as sweet as Aggy tears.

56 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

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KP probably seeing if he can get a sectional in return for some assistance from the AG’s office

 

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