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22 hours ago, slorch said:

Dynasty was 'cemented' last season, if not when a 7th consecutive ALCS was made.  That motto is from the people still trying to argue with the asterisk crowd.  Fuck both sides of that bullshit.

Y'all really think 2 titles 5 years apart is a "dynasty"?

Is there even a banner for ALCS appearances?

 

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Y'all really think 2 titles 5 years apart is a "dynasty"?

Is there even a banner for ALCS appearances?

 

Enjoy your win last night?

Nope let's talk Astros...

Yes I believe the Astros run has been a dynasty.  Who is better during the last decade? Fucking nobody.

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No hate here. Fucking Garcia. What a postseason. We have two titles and maybe the rangers will be there first. Either way great for the state of texas and our rivalry. Go get it.

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Listen guys... we've been calling the Astros aggy (and rightfully so) for awhile because they have an unhealthy obsession with DFW and the Rangers that is very similar to aggy's relationship with UT. 

 

But we're in the World Series. Let's end this thread. Astros fans are either supportive or a fucking flea on our neighbor's dog's ballsack. The end. 

Hilarious since the this thread of hate was started by a rangers fan. 
 

aggy obsession with Texas is based off Texas with actual championships in the last 90 years, agg having a good season then gloating they “wrts” and calling Texas their daddy. Rangers have zero titles and Houston has two. But sure we’re aggy and you’re not. Lmao. Just enjoy the WS and maybe you’ll get to see your team win their first. JFC.

On 10/27/2023 at 8:16 AM, slorch said:

"Go and take it" is lame as fuck.  Does Arizona have it?  Are the Rangers now the Mexican Army?

Using that phrase with regard to Texas should have some fucking relation to the actions or events in Gonzales.

Not remotely as lame as Clutch City. 

That one was always laughable. 

Y'all really think 2 titles 5 years apart is a "dynasty"?
Is there even a banner for ALCS appearances?
 
Exactly. Might as well call the Florida Marlins a dynasty. Or the Cardinals. Red Sox. All of them did the same thing. And actually Red Sox won one more but no one really mentions them as one. But if you want to say 3 titles in a decade, the Red Sox are one. 04, 07, 13. Astros check no boxes to be an MLB dynasty right now

Dude is having a postseason for the ages, but this is all I see when García loses his helmet:

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34 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Dude is having a postseason for the ages, but this is all I see when García loses his helmet:

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That’s how he got his nickname, friend. 

Enjoy your win last night?
Nope let's talk Astros...
Yes I believe the Astros run has been a dynasty.  Who is better during the last decade? Fucking nobody.

You don’t need a dynasty every decade. We can easily have some spread out questionable championships and not have a dynasty
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Ohhhhhh my, well then.

What do we have here?

I think we should start pulling receipts, Rangers fans. 

What do y'all think?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ohhhhhh my, well then.

What do we have here?

I think we should start pulling receipts, Rangers fans. 

What do y'all think?

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ohhhhhh my, well then.

What do we have here?

I think we should start pulling receipts, Rangers fans. 

What do y'all think?

Start with that fucker that said the rangers were doomed to lose when I said I was supporting them in the playoffs. Vindication. 

Start with that fucker that said the rangers were doomed to lose when I said I was supporting them in the playoffs. Vindication. 

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ohhhhhh my, well then.

What do we have here?

I think we should start pulling receipts, Rangers fans. 

What do y'all think?


Nah man, there is only way

 

 

Astros hurting tonight. Their only thing over the Rangers was no World Series at all. Texas now one less than Houston with Houston getting to 7 straight ALCS lmao. Fucking dorks

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Well, he did start the thread.

I love this disinfo campaign y'all started. 

If you go back to the first post in this thread, you'll see that I started it after one of your lackeys decided to talk shit in the Rangers thread. 

So - no - y'all actually started it. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I love this disinfo campaign y'all started. 

If you go back to the first post in this thread, you'll see that I started it after one of your lackeys decided to talk shit in the Rangers thread. 

So - no - y'all actually started it. 

You literally started this thread.

Astros Fans

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Texas Rangers - 3 World Series, 1 win

Houston Astros - 3 legit World Series, 1 legit win. 1 asterisk. 

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5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You literally started this thread.

Yep. Started this thread after @tx 3 puttstarted talking shit in the Texas Rangers thread on April 2nd.

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Point of this thread is to capture shit talk between teams while keeping the cross-talk between threads to a minimum.

We'll do it again next year when we defend the WS title. Guessing that you'll have a hard time keeping your dipshit fans out of our thread, though. 

Sucks to suck. 

One more and we're tied. And a lot of fans don't even recognize one of yours. 

Ouch. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yep. Started this thread after @tx 3 puttstarted talking shit in the Texas Rangers thread on April 2nd.

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Point of this thread is to capture shit talk between teams while keeping the cross-talk between threads to a minimum.

We'll do it again next year when we defend the WS title. Guessing that you'll have a hard time keeping your dipshit fans out of our thread, though. 

Sucks to suck. 

One more and we're tied. And a lot of fans don't even recognize one of yours. 

Ouch. 


was there a game tonight ?

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


was there a game tonight ?

Yeah the Rangers won the World Series. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


was there a game tonight ?

Nah, y'all were home fishing. Leave the baseball to the grown ups. 

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1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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Oh yeah - this reminds me. Apparently that guy in the gif was loaded on PEDs.

He missed the last two games of the WS and we won anyway. 

Ouch. Guess we were that much better than everyone else. 

This will only take the rivalry up several notches. Both teams are loaded next year 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

This will only take the rivalry up several notches. Both teams are loaded next year 

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Let's get it bitch. 

Y'all better find a manager worth a shit. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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Let's get it bitch. 

Y'all better find a manager worth a shit. 


y’all better find more arms to add to that huge payroll 

27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yep. Started this thread after @tx 3 puttstarted talking shit in the Texas Rangers thread on April 2nd.

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Point of this thread is to capture shit talk between teams while keeping the cross-talk between threads to a minimum.

We'll do it again next year when we defend the WS title. Guessing that you'll have a hard time keeping your dipshit fans out of our thread, though. 

Sucks to suck. 

One more and we're tied. And a lot of fans don't even recognize one of yours. 

Ouch. 

“Comeback win

blowout win

close win”

putt had an early peek at the World Series 

My fave World Series purchase - World Series ring paper weight. Wait until Aug or so, it’ll be more than half off in the team store 

2017, it was $75 or so

2022, $200 but ended up buying it for $50 from the team store in aug or so

My fave World Series purchase - World Series ring paper weight. Wait until Aug or so, it’ll be more than half off in the team store 
2017, it was $75 or so
2022, $200 but ended up buying it for $50 from the team store in aug or so
That might be a fun purchase. What do yours look like?
1 minute ago, gsoda3 said:
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
My fave World Series purchase - World Series ring paper weight. Wait until Aug or so, it’ll be more than half off in the team store 
2017, it was $75 or so
2022, $200 but ended up buying it for $50 from the team store in aug or so

That might be a fun purchase. What do yours look like?


2017 was huge, 2022 was maybe half the size 

 

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2017 

 

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I’ll look forward to buying my third one after next season 

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32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

My fave World Series purchase - World Series ring paper weight. Wait until Aug or so, it’ll be more than half off in the team store 

2017, it was $75 or so

2022, $200 but ended up buying it for $50 from the team store in aug or so

 

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wait bro you bought WS rings from Jostens?

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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

That's pretty lame

Well the Astros are kind of lame as a franchise. They pimp their 7 ALCS appearances but at the end of the day they're (sort of) up just 2 to 1 on us when it comes to titles. 

Granted a LOT of the baseball world doesn't recognize one of those titles. So one of them they have to eternally defend and they'll never feel fully satisfied with. 

AL West will be damn fun again next year. Only scary thing is the Rangers could potentially be a lot better if they stay healthy. 

49 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Wait bro you bought WS rings from Jostens?


It’s just a paper weight. Jostens sales all the World Series fan rings and jewelry. 

9 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

AL West will be damn fun again next year. Only scary thing is the Rangers could potentially be a lot better if they stay healthy. 

We are most certainly here to stay. Jung ROTY if he doesn’t miss 37 games. Evan Carter speaks for himself. Monty will get a Brinks truck. Seager, Semien, and Adolis will piss you off until they retire. Oh, Wyatt Langford. Lol fuck Houston. 

11 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

We are most certainly here to stay. Jung ROTY if he doesn’t miss 37 games. Evan Carter speaks for himself. Monty will get a Brinks truck. Seager, Semien, and Adolis will piss you off until they retire. Oh, Wyatt Langford. Lol fuck Houston. 

Yeah, I'm honestly having a difficult time understanding how the Braves and Dodgers opened as favorites next year. 

Eovaldi, Scherzer, Gray and DeGrom all have health issues but if they stay even somewhat healthy next year the Rangers should be better. Do you think they try to resign Montgomery? 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Yeah, I'm honestly having a difficult time understanding how the Braves and Dodgers opened as favorites next year. 

Eovaldi, Scherzer, Gray and DeGrom all have health issues but if they stay even somewhat healthy next year the Rangers should be better. Do you think they try to resign Montgomery? 

 

 

Yea, I think this locker room is close, they do whatever it takes. He seems to have gelled immediately and doesn’t seem partial to a region. Been spurned by NY and STL, here’s to hoping he found home. 
 

Eov and Gray will be just fine. Degrom maybe not shoving until ASB, Max at this point you just have a #4 and great locker room presence. Hard to find a negative. 

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JV and Max have to be looked upon in the same way by each franchise. Get what you can get on the bump at the cost of the Mets, but maybe just their presence outweighs actual IP. 

7 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Texas Rangers - 3 World Series, 1 win

Houston Astros - 3 legit World Series, 1 legit win. 1 asterisk. 

What's funny is the asterisks apply to their basketball titles too.

20 minutes ago, threesheets said:

What's funny is the asterisks apply to their basketball titles too.

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