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1 hour ago, FartingDreamer said:

Unlike Aggy, our banners are legit.  

What “banners” have the rangers won? 
 

2 time made it to the World Series banners? Lmao. Fucking rangerettes. 
 

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6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

It's so perfect that this was tweeted by aggy

 

 

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

Unlike Aggy, our banners are legit.  

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This thread was cool when neither team had won a WS. Matter of fact rangers fans were saying they were superior because they had 2 WS appearances to our 1. Now? 2-0. Should call it the rangers thread of envy.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarrassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

Dallas is a conglomerate of all three. A bag of dicks, if you will. 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

The Astros have way more fans in general, the Rangers cant even sell out their stadium. So yes, they probably do have more Aggie fans, but also more longhorn fans and whatever other Texas demographics you want to use to dice up the fan base. Maybe if the Rangers won a world series they would have more fans, but it looks like we will be waiting a few more decades for that to happen.

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

The Astros have way more fans in general, the Rangers cant even sell out their stadium. So yes, they probably do have more Aggie fans, but also more longhorn fans and whatever other Texas demographics you want to use to dice up the fan base. Maybe if the Rangers won a world series they would have more fans, but it looks like we will be waiting a few more decades for that to happen.

The Cowboys, Longhorns and Astros are the top 3 most popular teams in Texas. Always have been and always will be.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The Cowboys, Longhorns and Astros are the top 3 most popular teams in Texas. Always have been and always will be.

And E Campbell > E Smith

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24 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Maybe if the Rangers won a world series they would have more fans, but it looks like we will be waiting a few more decades for that to happen.

Still leading the division.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

You have way more aggy fans. There's no way it's even close. The "baseball aggy" shit is fucking stupid. 

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in. 

Then again it (embarassingly) appears we have at least one loud-mouthed BYU fan. 

Ok aggy

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Still leading the division.

Congrats! Hang that on the side of the stadium!

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

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Just like your fans, it never shows up.

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Dallas is full of Sooner and Tech dipshits. You're the city that aggy congregates in.

There are more Longhorns than aggy in Houston.

On 7/4/2023 at 2:47 AM, slorch said:

Just like your fans, it never shows up.

So the Rangers are having their best season in years, have a shiny new stadium yet are averaging less than 30k per home game. Most telling on how apathetic baseball fans feel about them is the fact that they rank dead last in road attendance. More people show up to see the A’s and Royals than the Rangers. 

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

35 minutes ago, fellside said:

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

Eh- it’s more that we know what good looks like because we’ve been so damn good for coming up on a decade and we know this isn’t good. Nobody is saying tank, just- hey- this team that’s going. I where and treading water might be good enough to take 3/4 from the Rangers with our spares pitching, but what’s the point if you aren’t going to win a World Series. That’s pretty much our main goal now. 

47 minutes ago, fellside said:

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

Nah we're just all really mad about having the last pick in the upcoming draft. 

3 hours ago, fellside said:

Astros fans are adorable. In their own thread, they cry about how they should tank the season any time they're down a run, but in this one they're indestructible.

Nobody’s reading the Arlington Bois thread either.

You mad about Houston?  Stay mad.

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Win this series and the Rangers put a chokehold on the division IMO. Running through the hardest part of the second half of the schedule (CLE, TB, LAD) and going 7-2 and only giving up one game while the Astros meandered their way through cupcakes (COL, OAK, etc.) was helpful.

31 minutes ago, Longhornsnus said:

Win this series and the Rangers put a chokehold on the division IMO. Running through the hardest part of the second half of the schedule (CLE, TB, LAD) and going 7-2 and only giving up one game while the Astros meandered their way through cupcakes (COL, OAK, etc.) was helpful.

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Tough loss for the Rangers.

Speaking of tough, how great are the Titans new uniforms? They look great and I'm really happy for them.

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To the whistling Rangers fan -  may you and your entire family tree die 1000 deaths a day until the end of time, with zero World Series Championships 

 

furk.

 

Been saying for 10+ years that MLB is a lot more fun when the Rangers and Astros are both good.  

Last night was awesome.

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

furk.

 

Been saying for 10+ years that MLB is a lot more fun when the Rangers and Astros are both good.  

Last night was awesome.

Agreed. 

On 7/3/2023 at 6:47 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

What “banners” have the rangers won? 
 

2 time made it to the World Series banners? Lmao. Fucking rangerettes. 
 

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On 7/24/2023 at 9:42 AM, Longhornsnus said:

Win this series and the Rangers put a chokehold on the division IMO. Running through the hardest part of the second half of the schedule (CLE, TB, LAD) and going 7-2 and only giving up one game while the Astros meandered their way through cupcakes (COL, OAK, etc.) was helpful.

Crowdsourced again before I could share this…

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Hmmm... I wonder what effect replacing Bligh Madris with Yordan Alvarez will have?  

Get ready tonight Rangers….
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Nice jinx , doofus , thanks though.

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