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3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Get ready tonight Rangers….

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Maldonado is a bitch like the rest of Houston 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Maldonado is a bitch like the rest of Houston 

That's world champion Maldonado to you.

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Don't worry stros fans a lot of game left.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That's world champion Maldonado to you.

Yeah maybe the Aggies can put that one in the Hall of Champions 

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Maldonado is crushing it guys. He's hitting .303 on the season.

 

Oh wait - someone just told me that's his OPS. 

Dang, that looked familiar....

Now where have I seen that?

 

MLB aggy big mad at the Astros.
Lulz.

You use aggy in your insult for everything, your a bit obsessed with aggy .
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Dang, that looked familiar....

Now where have I seen that?

 

Well played

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this is all that matters. Hang your “we’re still in first banners” dorks.

I’d be willing to bet even Astros fans think your a giant douche.

This is adorable.

5 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

They’ll always be houston. We’ll always be TEXAS.

 

Just now, Quagmire said:


I’d be willing to bet even Astros fans think your a giant douche.

So I’m a douche for posting we’re world champs but no one else for posting a homer off lidge in a series we won? Makes sense.

3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:


You use aggy in your insult for everything, your a bit obsessed with aggy .

Little brother works, too.

So I’m a douche for posting we’re world champs but no one else for posting a homer off lidge in a series we won? Makes sense.

It’s a lot more than that, think most like to have fun taking jabs at each other , your’re on another level. Didn’t you start a thread seconds after the cardinals won back on shaggy /horn fans
This is adorable.
 

Just as adorable as you checking in on the rangers thread constantly.
2 minutes ago, Quagmire said:


Just as adorable as you checking in on the rangers thread constantly.

Like this?

On 7/25/2023 at 9:12 PM, DougO said:

Peaked in on the astros thread and even they all knew he was safe.

 

Well he didn’t post it here , or actually tell his own fan he posted in the wrong thread like you did the other day , but keep on checking in.

Maybe you and rocket can give each other hand jobs while watching Nelly drop that catch .

1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

Well he didn’t post it here , or actually tell his own fan he posted in the wrong thread like you did the other day , but keep on checking in.

Is this where you pretend little brother isn't constantly checking the world champions thread?

Is this where you pretend little brother isn't constantly checking the world champions thread?

Not sure why someone that think their are so superior would be so curious about what someone they think sucks thinks, can u explain why u keep looking buddy ?
2 minutes ago, Quagmire said:


Not sure why someone that think their are so superior would be so curious about what someone they think sucks thinks, can u explain why u keep looking buddy ?

Are you familiar with the aggy screenshot megathread?

It's kind of like that. 

21 minutes ago, Quagmire said:


It’s a lot more than that, think most like to have fun taking jabs at each other , your’re on another level. Didn’t you start a thread seconds after the cardinals won back on shaggy /horn fans

Wtf are you even talking about? Hahaha.

this is the thread of hate and you’re being a huge pussy. 

Wtf are you even talking about? Hahaha.
this is the thread of hate and you’re being a huge pussy. 

Haha you know it was you. How many times have you busted a nut to that Nelly gif ?
4 minutes ago, Quagmire said:


Haha you know it was you. How many times have you busted a nut to that Nelly gif ?

I wasn’t even on horn fans but the fact you remember a Astros thread from horns fans shows the Astros live rent free.

3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Haha rent free, the comeback of sports world champion douches.

Fixed it for you

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Still leading the division.

Shooting off fireworks because you're no longer down double digits was really adorable 

The Rangers absolutely dominated that series! Look at the run differential!

/Major Harsin

This whole thread is kick ass.

10 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I wasn’t even on horn fans but the fact you remember a Astros thread from horns fans shows the Astros live rent free.

Someone’s getting a blinking envelope (couldn’t find the gif) 

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Shooting off fireworks because you're no longer down double digits was really adorable 

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

WTF?

Is this a bit?

1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

Lol.

1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

This is the Johnny-Manziel-in-the-NFL of trolling.

1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

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Explain how .300 isn't feasible.  Their two best hitters just got back and historically have taken some time to catch their mojo - time they don't have right now.  Their pitching staff is already bruised and battered and faltering even more down the stretch.  They are already damn near fielding a minor league staff some days.  There aren't many, if any, good trade options for them like they had in 2017.  Last night was the first adversity they've faced against a top tier team all season and they fell apart - and that's with the hard part of their schedule yet to play (including @ Rangers).  

Going in to next year they have an aging core and have emptied to cupboard for prospects.  I see zero bright spots for them.

Yeah, you're really not good at this.

Just call us a bunch of assholes or something.

@ermahgerdhorn forgot to mention the fact that the Rangers are averaging only 30k per home game (75% capacity) during their best season in years with a shiny new stadium. Whereas the Astros, are drawing 37k ( 91%) during an off year. 

1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Explain how .300 isn't feasible.  Their two best hitters just got back and historically have taken some time to catch their mojo - time they don't have right now.  Their pitching staff is already bruised and battered and faltering even more down the stretch.  They are already damn near fielding a minor league staff some days.  There aren't many, if any, good trade options for them like they had in 2017.  Last night was the first adversity they've faced against a top tier team all season and they fell apart - and that's with the hard part of their schedule yet to play (including @ Rangers).  

Going in to next year they have an aging core and have emptied to cupboard for prospects.  I see zero bright spots for them.

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6 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

This is the aggy version of the fake letter from “a Georgia fan” about how great collie station is and how aggy is the best fan base ever just all in reverse.

”got a buddy, who has an uncle who has a friend that is super high up at Minute Maid that said…”

There is literally nothing you can say or anyone can post that won’t make me laugh. We’ve won 2 WS rings. Until you match that I don’t get how you can even post “trash talk” and even believe it’s solid. Name calling is the best unless you’re being a huge pussy like quagmire who gets mad of any Astro posts a video or gif in response to a ranger video or gif. 

Aww did I hurt your feelings. I’m sorry man , you’re awesome , you had so much to do with the success of your franchise , keep it up !

49 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Aww did I hurt your feelings. I’m sorry man , you’re awesome , you had so much to do with the success of your franchise , keep it up !

Lmao. All good man. I know it sucks to have to cheer for a ring less franchise. I guess this should make you understand how aggy feels. They’ve never won anything yet trash talk like they’re the superior team and school. Sound familiar Arlington? 
 

And what a perfect weak comeback from a pussy. “Like you had anything to do with the success”. All because we cheer and trash talk. If that is your stance why are you on the trash talk thread posting about your team? Since you had so much to do with the success of your team? What an embarrassment you’re right now for all rangers fans reading your “my pussy is bruised” remarks to trash talk in the trash talk thread. 

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