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On 9/7/2023 at 1:26 PM, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

Ahhhhhhhh, yeah, that's the good shit.  Say something else...

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Leave it to the Rangers to not take advantage of the Astros losing 2 straight to the butt fuck Royals.

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Leave it to the Rangers to not take advantage of the Astros losing 2 straight to the butt fuck Royals.

Are you talking shit against your own team in the trash talk thread?

C'mon, Vic. 

Are you talking shit against your own team in the trash talk thread?
C'mon, Vic. 
Lol not sure. Had many Seagrams on ice since the start of the Texas game. Now I'm on Shiner

Maybe you should try some more cheating?

18 hours ago, beer said:

Maybe you should try some more cheating?

For at least one more day...

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I think we can all agree on this -- it fucking sucks to root for the Yankees to win.  

Altuve struck out to end the game.  We've all seen how well he can do, too bad nobody was telling which pitch to expect. 

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Hey what's going on here.

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Maybe since Houston now will have a losing record at home this season, they don’t care to play for home field. 

3 hours ago, beer said:

Altuve struck out to end the game.  We've all seen how well he can do, too bad nobody was telling which pitch to expect. 

Your shtick is old. Try something else

12 hours ago, mycox said:

Your shtick is old. Try something else

Altuve and his cheating brethren should not be in baseball. They actively participated in premeditated cheating leading to a distinct and unfair advantage. They should have gotten the Pete Rose package. Fuck every last one of the pussies. There, is that better?

8 minutes ago, beer said:

Altuve and his cheating brethren should not be in baseball. They actively participated in premeditated cheating leading to a distinct and unfair advantage. They should have gotten the Pete Rose package. Fuck every last one of the pussies. There, is that better?

Lullz. Except they kept winning after they(Astros, Red Sox, Yankees, dodgers and yes the rangers) cheated and went to 3 more WS and won another. If they cheated and that’s why they won they proved dumb asses like you wrong. Enjoy your hand job you give your fellow ranger fans for I guess possibly making the playoffs? But until your shit stain franchise makes 4 in 6 years and wins 2 there is no thread of hate just a. Ton of envy for what your team will never have.

I'd love to enjoy the competition between two great teams. I seethe against Altuve and Bregman at this point. Not the whole team. You are trying to conflate issues and think I'm saying the cheaters are bad at baseball. Clearly they are great but unethical players and should not be allowed to hold a bat professionally. Their presence taints this otherwise fine team. Guess I need to post this in the Altuve and Bregman thread of hate. 

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lullz. Except they kept winning after they(Astros, Red Sox, Yankees, dodgers and yes the rangers) cheated and went to 3 more WS and won another. If they cheated and that’s why they won they proved dumb asses like you wrong. Enjoy your hand job you give your fellow ranger fans for I guess possibly making the playoffs? But until your shit stain franchise makes 4 in 6 years and wins 2 there is no thread of hate just a. Ton of envy for what your team will never have.

I heard a lot of this a couple of Saturday nights ago in Tuscaloosa…

I can't decide which is my favorite.  They're all so beautiful:

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22 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I heard a lot of this a couple of Saturday nights ago in Tuscaloosa…

Yea after we won I didn’t text bama fans like we own the world now. When we won two titles and went to 4 WS I wasn’t looking for rangers fans to text or talk too. I didn’t give a fuck. 

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't decide which is my favorite.  They're all so beautiful:

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I think this is more beautiful. Post yours next. 
 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea after we won I didn’t text bama fans like we own the world now. When we won two titles and went to 4 WS I wasn’t looking for rangers fans to text or talk too. I didn’t give a fuck. 

You realize what this thread is for right? Nobody’s posting any shit on the Astros season thread….

Just now, Ignatius said:

You realize what this thread is for right? Nobody’s posting any shit on the Astros season thread….

Yea no shit. You guys should hang a banner for taking a lead 7 games left in the season. 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

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I think this is more beautiful. Post yours next. 
 

I think he's a little bit old for you, but let your freak flag fly, I guess...

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I think he's a little bit old for you, but let your freak flag fly, I guess...

Here I’ll help you out.

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38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Almost didn’t even notice that Oakland is on that graph, because it makes no sense to scale below zero on % and they just look like the x axis after the first couple of weeks. 

Rangers fans are really showing their inner aggy here.  Good lord, it's embarrassing.

But, we missed out on the division title in 2020, too.  Then we went right back to the next two World Series.  

But, hey, you enjoy your once-a-decade semi-relevance.  Make some commemorative shirts for being ALDS Participants.

Losing to the As and Royals during a playoff race isn’t embarrassing though.

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Rangers fans are really showing their inner aggy here.  Good lord, it's embarrassing.

But, we missed out on the division title in 2020, too.  Then we went right back to the next two World Series.  

But, hey, you enjoy your once-a-decade semi-relevance.  Make some commemorative shirts for being ALDS Participants.

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5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Rangers fans are really showing their inner aggy here.  Good lord, it's embarrassing.

But, we missed out on the division title in 2020, too.  Then we went right back to the next two World Series.  

But, hey, you enjoy your once-a-decade semi-relevance.  Make some commemorative shirts for being ALDS Participants.

Last I checked, this is a 2023 hate threat. Who cares about last year or any prior years That is the definition of aggy, to resort to some other time period when you just shit the bed in present time. Congrats on winning in 2017 and 2022. Means zero this year. In a tight division race, losing to the A's and Royals is pretty bad.

30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Last I checked, this is a 2023 hate threat. Who cares about last year or any prior years That is the definition of aggy, to resort to some other time period when you just shit the bed in present time. Congrats on winning in 2017 and 2022. Means zero this year. In a tight division race, losing to the A's and Royals is pretty bad.

Your "definition of aggy" is completely ass-backwards.  aggy methodology is to cherry-pick data and limit timeframes or introduce caveats to highlight brief periods of success and explain away the fact that Texas is unequivocally and historically without question the better program.  

When someone claims that Texas is the better program, aggy says "male only" or "scholarship limits" or "1989-1999" or "2012-2021."

Now, here in this thread, when someone claims that the Astros are unequivocally and historically without question the more successful franchise, ranger fan says "hey this is about 2023."

Which one is really aggy?

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Your "definition of aggy" is completely ass-backwards.  aggy methodology is to cherry-pick data and limit timeframes or introduce caveats to highlight brief periods of success and explain away the fact that Texas is unequivocally and historically without question the better program.  

When someone claims that Texas is the better program, aggy says "male only" or "scholarship limits" or "1989-1999" or "2012-2021."

Now, here in this thread, when someone claims that the Astros are unequivocally and historically without question the more successful franchise, ranger fan says "hey this is about 2023."

Which one is really aggy?

 

 

 

What about the comeback making fun of the Astros cheating and Astros fans saying "Well the Red Sox, Yankees, Dodgers and other teams were cheating too!!"  How very aggy is that?    

18 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

What about the comeback making fun of the Astros cheating and Astros fans saying "Well the Red Sox, Yankees, Dodgers and other teams were cheating too!!"  How very aggy is that?    

How very aggy is it to ignore the cheating in their own team's history?

https://www.espn.com/mlb/news/story?id=3894847

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6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

How very aggy is it to ignore the cheating in their own team's history?

https://www.espn.com/mlb/news/story?id=3894847

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Wasn't ignoring that by any stretch.  Nor did the Rangers win a World Series while openly admitting to it.  Nor are some of the players caught up in that going to get in the HOF whereas Altuve has a shot even after admitting it.  Kind of a bullshit sleight of hand there.  

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You sure you want to go there?

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PED use mainly after Astros tenure.  But sure, we have others that were credibly accused (not Bagwell).  As do the Rangers. 

PEDs were a league-wide problem.  Electronic sign stealing was a league-wide problem.  MLB acknowledges this.  Singling out players and franchises and pointing fingers is dumb message board bullshit.

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I choose not to acknowledge his second stint with the Astros.

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

PED use after Astros tenure. 

Don't I remember the Astros signing him as a free agent after his PED-fueled MVP season?

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Don't I remember the Astros signing him as a free agent after his PED-fueled MVP season?

Yes... which I blocked from memory as you should, too.  /Jedi mind trick

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