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So the standard talking points are in place from the usual suspects in the press and local politics.  It's always nice when the citizens of a city proclaim that they don't feel safe, and that crime is getting worse, and someone with their own agenda shouts back, "But the stats!".   

Don't worry.  Austin is well on its way toward adopting all of San Francisco's terrible traits and none of its positive ones.  Give it a bit more time.  Just when things get their most ridiculous is when I predict the tech industry will pick up and move somewhere like Salt Lake City to continue its path of destruction.  Then we'll be saddled with failed policies and no jobs.  Awesome!

Say what you will about the fossil fuel industry's actions over the years, dude, but at least they contributed something. Tech has wrought nothing of significant value, but it has made a handful of dweebs and a ton of soulless PE folks really really ridiculously wealthy.

30 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

i risk getting sucked into the quagmire but since I'm already halfway in, homelessness is not a city problem and will not have city solutions

Somebody outta build a town that works

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10 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

So the standard talking points are in place from the usual suspects in the press and local politics.  It's always nice when the citizens of a city proclaim that they don't feel safe, and that crime is getting worse, and someone with their own agenda shouts back, "But the stats!".   

Don't worry.  Austin is well on its way toward adopting all of San Francisco's terrible traits and none of its positive ones.  Give it a bit more time.  Just when things get their most ridiculous is when I predict the tech industry will pick up and move somewhere like Salt Lake City to continue its path of destruction.  Then we'll be saddled with failed policies and no jobs.  Awesome!

Say what you will about the fossil fuel industry's actions over the years, dude, but at least they contributed something. Tech has wrought nothing of significant value, but it has made a handful of dweebs and a ton of soulless PE folks really really ridiculously wealthy.

Technology has added no value to the world? 
And you’re really going to value people’s feelings and emotions over data and numbers? What happened to “facts don’t care about your feelings?”

Also, does it matter to you or anyone else on your team that this murder involved zero homeless people and two millionaires? 

Just got back from Vancouver. Tons of homeless, and since I couldn't open carry and start blasting them, I decided to hide in the hotel room
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I figured this many replies and surely we could have merged this thread with the tiny penis thread.
13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Technology has added no value to the world? 
And you’re really going to value people’s feelings and emotions over data and numbers? What happened to “facts don’t care about your feelings?”

Also, does it matter to you or anyone else on your team that this murder involved zero homeless people and two millionaires? 

lol, you read a lot into what I wrote that wasn't there.  I didn't even mention homeless people, and I'm definitely not on whatever "team" you're talking about.

Statistics are as capricious as feelings, if not more so.  

And no, modern tech of the silicon valley variety has not added significant value when totaled.  It has added a lot of pointless nonsense and funneled much of our nation's treasure into the hands of vultures.  And to make it worse, the financial nonsense involved in making shit businesses look valuable has bled over into legitimate industries in order to milk that sweet sweet cash.  It will end in disaster.

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Just got back from Vancouver. Tons of homeless, and since I couldn't open carry and start blasting them, I decided to hide in the hotel room

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I’ve seen worse homelessness than most American cities not named SF, Austin or Nashville in Calgary freaking Alberta. Canada has warts too.

That dude looks like Todd from "Wedding Crashers"

"I'll be up in bedroom father, painting homo things!"  

7 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

I’ve seen worse homelessness than most American cities not named SF, Austin or Nashville in Calgary freaking Alberta. Canada has warts too.

huh, I was told it was rainbows, poutine and free healthcare.

44 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

 

Statistics are as capricious as feelings, if not more so.  

 

Yeah reality hurts sometimes. Better to just try and deny it. 

43 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

huh, I was told it was rainbows, poutine and free healthcare.

Is poutine like poontang? If so, count me in.

1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

And no, modern tech of the silicon valley variety has not added significant value when totaled.  It has added a lot of pointless nonsense and funneled much of our nation's treasure into the hands of vultures.  And to make it worse, the financial nonsense involved in making shit businesses look valuable has bled over into legitimate industries in order to milk that sweet sweet cash.  It will end in disaster.

Hippies got replaced by libertarians with predictable results.

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1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

Statistics are as capricious as feelings, if not more so.

This is complete horseshit and I'd like to think that you know it.

53 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

huh, I was told it was rainbows, poutine and free healthcare.

Don't forget hockey.

20 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is poutine like poontang? If so, count me in.

There is nothing stopping you from sticking your dick into some poutine.

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You know I've had plenty of whiskey dick in my life, but gravy dick?  I think I'd give that a try.

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There is nothing stopping you from sticking your dick into some poutine.

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Well, I like hot apple pie, too.

43 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is poutine like poontang? If so, count me in.

Some poontang is covered in cheese and gravy.

I expect the media to do a 180 and apologize for jumping the gun on this story just as they did for that Juicy Smollett dude....or dudette...or whatever the hell he identifies as. 

5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Some poontang is covered in cheese and gravy.

You really need to quit finger-banging Mama June 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Don't forget hockey.

And women that like sex doggy-style.

So you both can watch Hockey Night in Canada.

4 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

Statistics are as capricious as feelings, if not more so.  

 

Lies, damn lies, and statistics!

This guy white knighted his sister?

Tech bros are some fucked up twats.

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

huh, I was told it was rainbows, poutine and free healthcare.

To be fair, I didn't need healthcare, but did see rainbows and poutine on every menu, regardless of time of day

So Lee was banging out this guys sister, who is married to a prominent plastic surgeon. Brother stabbed him in the heart over it. This is a far better story than the rando homeless person angle.  

13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

So Lee was banging out this guys sister, who is married to a prominent plastic surgeon. Brother stabbed him in the heart over it. This is a far better story than the rando homeless person angle.  

But it doesn’t fit anyone’s narrative so they can score points 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

But it doesn’t fit anyone’s narrative so they can score points 

But it does. The anti-tech-bro and tech startup guys are incels/weirdos/creeps and now killers faction will love it.

Seems very rude:
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She gets free anal bleaching too.
3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Is poutine like poontang? If so, count me in.

Animal Mother, that you?

36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Seems very rude:

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I'd stab that.

42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Seems very rude:

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Hook nose.  Would not bang.

58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So….undefeated.

I guess you could say he fucked around and found out?

 

And I didn't have the Millennium Tower on my bingo card. This story has it all. Interesting to go back and read the 1st few pages.

 

 

14 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

But it does. The anti-tech-bro and tech startup guys are incels/weirdos/creeps and now killers faction will love it.

? That is not the anti-tech crowd, but you are correct they are running with this for their own narrative. 

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Let me get this straight…Nima and Lee were in a secret volatile gay romance gone wrong, when a crazy homeless guy told Nima he saw Lee fucking his married sister, causing Nima to become enraged and ultimately killed Lee after a disagreement about how powerful the homeless lobbying element is in San Fran?

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Someone call Nicole so we can get the real truth here

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1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Probably got stabbed for making fun of that jacket. 

I kinda like it 

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52 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Broke ass Shakira? 

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Fify

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I kinda like it 

There’s a stereotype that gay guys have good fashion sense. Respect for breaking down barriers.

2 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Hook nose.  Would not bang.

Is that what they're calling deceased gay guys with bad fashion sense these days?

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