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I use to work with a couple guys that said they were leaving meeting with some clients one day and we’re driving down some backroad and saw a half naked lady running down the road.  Evidently she had caught her husband fucking the dog, again and they had got into a fight….   

20 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I use to work with a couple guys that said they were leaving meeting with some clients one day and we’re driving down some backroad and saw a half naked lady running down the road.  Evidently she had caught her husband fucking the dog, again and they had got into a fight….   

My sister in laws best friend has a sister that got involved with a really gross and tacky family. The dad has sex with both their German shepherds. 
allegedly. 

22 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I use to work with a couple guys that said they were leaving meeting with some clients one day and we’re driving down some backroad and saw a half naked lady running down the road.  Evidently she had caught her husband fucking the dog, again and they had got into a fight….   

I was unaware that Cesar Milan was married.  

22 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“ Well, she kept to her self mostly.  But folks at the Dollar General wondered why she bought so much peanut butter..”

Karen?

3 hours ago, Deej said:

 

 

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Knot

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

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Well, he did hit Hillary.

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On 4/8/2023 at 6:48 PM, Hook1997 said:

I use to work with a couple guys that said they were leaving meeting with some clients one day and we’re driving down some backroad and saw a half naked lady running down the road.  Evidently she had caught her husband fucking the dog, again and they had got into a fight….   

 

On 4/8/2023 at 7:09 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

My sister in laws best friend has a sister that got involved with a really gross and tacky family. The dad has sex with both their German shepherds. 
allegedly. 

 

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Mugshots of persons arrested for this sort of thing invariably lead me to think ‘the dog could have done better’.

not in mississippi

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

not in mississippi

You need to go to a football game is Oxford.  

On 4/9/2023 at 2:09 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

My sister in laws best friend has a sister that got involved with a really gross and tacky family. The dad has sex with both their German shepherds. 
allegedly. 

There’s some great use of language on this board, one of the reasons I joined. I really like the understatement of using “tacky” in connection to a family where the patriarch has sex with dogs. And also, the specificity of “both the dogs.” 

55 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

There’s some great use of language on this board, one of the reasons I joined. I really like the understatement of using “tacky” in connection to a family where the patriarch has sex with dogs. And also, the specificity of “both the dogs.” 

I mean- I could have left it at disgusting but he had sex with both dogs and they were German Shepherds rather than something like a lab or a golden retriever- that’s all just tacky. 

On 4/7/2023 at 8:11 AM, aggie08 said:

The sheer stupidity that every single one of us has shown by clicking on a thread called "Unnatural intercourse." On surly. By something called Mullet Free 

In my defense, I lasted until today.  Winning?

19 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

In my defense, I lasted until today.  Winning?

Not a Page One fan?

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

In my defense, I lasted until today.  Winning?

So longer than the dog did amirite?  

On 4/7/2023 at 9:04 AM, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i guess we all know the position?

I bet it was ruff.

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