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#552

Ok, I’ve got a crush on the news weekend weather caster at KVUE, Mariel Ruiz. Gorgeous eyes, nice voice. She’s a keeper.

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#556
Erika Lopez better 

Oh, she’s really pretty, no doubt. Seriously, just a beauty. But the big eyes and great smile for Mariel just set her apart.
#557

Brisket, from what I've seen of your particular tastes and interests, here's one for you:

Valeria Barriga of San Antonio Univision.

 

 

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#559
4 hours ago, miguelito said:

Brisket, from what I've seen of your particular tastes and interests, here's one for you:

Valeria Barriga of San Antonio Univision.

 

 

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Yum.

#563
On 11/28/2020 at 8:57 AM, miguelito said:

Brisket, from what I've seen of your particular tastes and interests, here's one for you:

Valeria Barriga of San Antonio Univision.

 

 

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Turrible

#564
10 hours ago, Elvis said:

Turrible

Wait, are you being serious?  What's turrible about her (I mean, other than the mole thing)?

#567

Y’all are insane. I’d do lots of dirty things to her and her moles if she’d let me.

#568

To each their own.   One Cindy Crawford mole is cute.  Two or three around the mouth is distracting and a turn off (to me).
 

It just surprises me she’s TV quality with all the primo face , ass, and titties out there.  

#569
49 minutes ago, Elvis said:

To each their own.   One Cindy Crawford mole is cute.  Two or three around the mouth is distracting and a turn off (to me).
 

It just surprises me she’s TV quality with all the primo face , ass, and titties out there.  

Univision seems to have a type... curvaceous and puede hablar espanol

#570

Her serving a big Mexican breakfast to me in nothing but an apron would be just fine.   But wear a mask haha!

#571
15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Univision seems to have a type... curvaceous and puede hablar espanol

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You rang?

#572
2 hours ago, nnm said:

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You rang?

Dude... she has very little in common with Major's paramour. No way to condone what he did but if she looked anything like that you could at least kinda understand Little Major overtaking the brain for a little while 

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#578

 

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Need to mix in some cheeseburgers every once in a while.

 

I agree. I'm no @Vic Mackey, but I do like some meat on the bone.

 

 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fucking queer. 

 

oh no, still woody, but anorexia is not a good look.

 

 

 

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#589

I wanna believe that 15-20 years ago Cynthia Izaguirre would have been pure smoke.

 

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Probably still wood.

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#593
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you can or can not get covid from eating her ass ?

is there a medical expert here ?

This is Surly, Bruh.  We're all experts on everything here.

#594
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you can or can not get covid from eating her ass ?

is there a medical expert here ?

The question is not whether or not you can get the COVIDs but rather....

Actually there is no question you're (we're) not going to care what the answer to that question is. 

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#596
18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you can or can not get covid from eating her ass ?

is there a medical expert here ?

Do we need a guinea pig to find out?  I volunteer to do so. 

#597
59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Do we need a guinea pig to find out?  I volunteer to do so. 

You’re gonna eat a Covid infected guinea pigs ass?

#598
On 12/30/2020 at 6:31 PM, BearMace said:

This pic in the Antionette Biordi gallery on the reddit thread is hilarious.  

 

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Why is she drowning those puppies?

#599
On 12/30/2020 at 6:31 PM, BearMace said:

This pic in the Antionette Biordi gallery on the reddit thread is hilarious.  

 

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Amazing she got those things submerged. Does she have an anvil tied to her ankles?

 

 

#600

I’ve met most the KHOU 11 team through mutual friends. Chita lives up to the hype in person. Mia Gradney Is a very beautiful woman. She should have taken a run at Miss America. Statuesque. 

Domnqiue is the OG. I’ve been watching her on Channel 2 since I was in elementary school. I hope most of it is natural/fine wine aging but let’s not kid ourselves. Her husband is a doctor and well placed in the medical community to find a good surgeon. 

 

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