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#1805
5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine? I mean can you even fucking imagine?

Imagining is pretty much my only option

#1812
12 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Sorry guys...looks like Dominique is taken again.  And she's not moving back to Houston.

No more sweater....😩

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/dominique-sachse-husband-marriage-19589557.php

 

 

 

Sounds like she had this side piece for some time while she had the last sugar daddy.  So any surlyite can have the aspiration to be her next side piece.  

#1823
7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Surely Brazzers could outbid that network 

Initially i saw this as 'Surly' and was 'why the f%ck not?'  

#1830
On 7/23/2024 at 5:58 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Bad news for the DFW morning crew, Hanna is moving to 4 pm starting next week.

One thing that made working overnight worth it was looking forward to 4:00 AM, Hanna Time. The day she returned from her honeymoon they showed a montage of wedding photos including one of her in lingerie before she put her dress on. That pic wasn't included the second time they ran it.

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#1832

Ima pass on the eating disorder with bolt-ons

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#1833
Ima pass on the eating disorder with bolt-ons

No shit. She’s a combo of Karen carpenter and Dolly Parton. Yuck. Eat a cheeseburger lady.
#1844

It’s 31 degrees (hace calor) near (proximo) her crotch.  That’s my hot take on it.  

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