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Ok, I’ve got a crush on the news weekend weather caster at KVUE, Mariel Ruiz. Gorgeous eyes, nice voice. She’s a keeper.

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Erika Lopez better 

Oh, she’s really pretty, no doubt. Seriously, just a beauty. But the big eyes and great smile for Mariel just set her apart.

Brisket, from what I've seen of your particular tastes and interests, here's one for you:

Valeria Barriga of San Antonio Univision.

 

 

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4 hours ago, miguelito said:

Brisket, from what I've seen of your particular tastes and interests, here's one for you:

Valeria Barriga of San Antonio Univision.

 

 

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Yum.

Heres a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing(s) off your face.  

On 11/28/2020 at 2:49 PM, Underdog said:

Heres a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing(s) off your face.  

 

 

I'd do it for free

 

On 11/28/2020 at 8:57 AM, miguelito said:

Brisket, from what I've seen of your particular tastes and interests, here's one for you:

Valeria Barriga of San Antonio Univision.

 

 

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Turrible

10 hours ago, Elvis said:

Turrible

Wait, are you being serious?  What's turrible about her (I mean, other than the mole thing)?

Double mole mouth is enough to turn down that chick.  

Y’all are insane. I’d do lots of dirty things to her and her moles if she’d let me.

To each their own.   One Cindy Crawford mole is cute.  Two or three around the mouth is distracting and a turn off (to me).
 

It just surprises me she’s TV quality with all the primo face , ass, and titties out there.  

49 minutes ago, Elvis said:

To each their own.   One Cindy Crawford mole is cute.  Two or three around the mouth is distracting and a turn off (to me).
 

It just surprises me she’s TV quality with all the primo face , ass, and titties out there.  

Univision seems to have a type... curvaceous and puede hablar espanol

Her serving a big Mexican breakfast to me in nothing but an apron would be just fine.   But wear a mask haha!

15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Univision seems to have a type... curvaceous and puede hablar espanol

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You rang?

2 hours ago, nnm said:

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You rang?

Dude... she has very little in common with Major's paramour. No way to condone what he did but if she looked anything like that you could at least kinda understand Little Major overtaking the brain for a little while 

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On 12/7/2020 at 9:37 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Katie Engleson of FSSW on right 

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Her sister ain't bad either 

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Sister's Insta

Need to mix in some cheeseburgers every once in a while.

 

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Need to mix in some cheeseburgers every once in a while.

 

I agree. I'm no @Vic Mackey, but I do like some meat on the bone.

 

 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fucking queer. 

 

oh no, still woody, but anorexia is not a good look.

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Need to mix in some cheeseburgers every once in a while.

And leg day 

good Lord, I'd wear those thighs like a feedbag. 

 

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Fucking queer. 

Dude, what the fuck?
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This one never came back to work as the traffic girl here in DFW, but she just moved down to Austin. Maybe she reappears on a channel there. 

 

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This pic in the Antionette Biordi gallery on the reddit thread is hilarious.  

 

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I wanna believe that 15-20 years ago Cynthia Izaguirre would have been pure smoke.

 

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Probably still wood.

Goodness...

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Local weather girl in my area... Christina Talamo

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you can or can not get covid from eating her ass ?

is there a medical expert here ?

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you can or can not get covid from eating her ass ?

is there a medical expert here ?

This is Surly, Bruh.  We're all experts on everything here.

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you can or can not get covid from eating her ass ?

is there a medical expert here ?

The question is not whether or not you can get the COVIDs but rather....

Actually there is no question you're (we're) not going to care what the answer to that question is. 

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18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you can or can not get covid from eating her ass ?

is there a medical expert here ?

Do we need a guinea pig to find out?  I volunteer to do so. 

59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Do we need a guinea pig to find out?  I volunteer to do so. 

You’re gonna eat a Covid infected guinea pigs ass?

On 12/30/2020 at 6:31 PM, BearMace said:

This pic in the Antionette Biordi gallery on the reddit thread is hilarious.  

 

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Why is she drowning those puppies?

On 12/30/2020 at 6:31 PM, BearMace said:

This pic in the Antionette Biordi gallery on the reddit thread is hilarious.  

 

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Amazing she got those things submerged. Does she have an anvil tied to her ankles?

 

 

I’ve met most the KHOU 11 team through mutual friends. Chita lives up to the hype in person. Mia Gradney Is a very beautiful woman. She should have taken a run at Miss America. Statuesque. 

Domnqiue is the OG. I’ve been watching her on Channel 2 since I was in elementary school. I hope most of it is natural/fine wine aging but let’s not kid ourselves. Her husband is a doctor and well placed in the medical community to find a good surgeon. 

 

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