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#908
20 hours ago, tx ind said:

Dominique signs off this Friday, 6 pm broadcast

Shall we schedule a simultaneous jerk off session at the appointed time on Friday as a tribute?

#909

Well I guess her leaving will be the end of my mental masturbation of Dominque.  I always thought it would be nice to assist her with a shower and maybe get her dressed.  Maybe.

#910
On 10/23/2021 at 2:43 PM, Deej said:

Not worth posting her pic, but KXAN has some new short, squatty morning weather girl who decided it was a good idea, on air this week, to mention Texas BBQ would be better if they covered it in sauce.

Oh, hon...

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#912
34 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Shall we schedule a simultaneous jerk off session at the appointed time on Friday as a tribute?

Sounds like a statement made in the recruiting thread.

Kinda.

In a way.

Sorta.

#914
2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Sounds like a statement made in the recruiting thread.

Kinda.

In a way.

Sorta.

You mean in the creepy way certain posters talk about getting boners from teenage boys' collegiate decisions? Like that way?

At least this guy is talking about jerking off to an adult female with top tier milkers

#916
12 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

New weather girl starting on Channel 2.

Cute...and Major league yabbos

Caroline Brown

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She’s no Britta. 

#917



Texas Ex Kris Betts is hanging up her earpiece. I guess she saw the writing on the wall when her career path went from Austin to Rochester. Here's hoping her next venture involves Only Fans.
#918
8 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


Texas Ex Kris Betts is hanging up her earpiece. I guess she saw the writing on the wall when her career path went from Austin to Rochester. Here's hoping her next venture involves Only Fans.

 

Austin has some ugly ass anchors, it’s like they intentionally go out looking for them.  The best looking one out there was Sydney Benter and they let her go for fuck’s sake.

#919
19 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Austin has some ugly ass anchors, it’s like they intentionally go out looking for them.  The best looking one out there was Sydney Benter and they let her go for fuck’s sake.

Stacie Schaible back in the day for me.  She was damn far from ugly regarding news anchors.

She has had some work done looking at this link - https://www.wfla.com/author/stacie-schaible/

Saw her at Target one time down on Lamar, Ben White.  Took everything I had not to stalk her in the store.

#920
21 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Austin has some ugly ass anchors, it’s like they intentionally go out looking for them.  The best looking one out there was Sydney Benter and they let her go for fuck’s sake.

She looks like that nutcase Lauren Boebert to me.

#925
KPRC will put your eyes out...
 
 

Is this really Tor? Where in the hell have you been?
#926
5 minutes ago, Hate said:


Is this really Tor? Where in the hell have you been?

Yo soy.

Rage would rather not me be here..

 

I kind of think f*ck that guy.

#927
5 hours ago, Nuge said:

She looks like that nutcase Lauren Boebert to me.

You bite your tongue!  Sydney Benter is a Saint, you hear me!  Sydney Benter is a saint. 

Lauren Boebert would shoot up the KXAN set for announcing it's "Black History Month" on February 1st.  Sydney, however, takes her glasses off to announce "these just in..." before taking your balls in her mouth while she jerks you off.  Then puts the glasses back on to protect her eyes when you finish.  Because she is a goddamn professional!  

#928
13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You bite your tongue!  Sydney Benter is a Saint, you hear me!  Sydney Benter is a saint. 

Lauren Boebert would shoot up the KXAN set for announcing it's "Black History Month" on February 1st.  Sydney, however, takes her glasses off to announce "these just in..." before taking your balls in her mouth while she jerks you off.  Then puts the glasses back on to protect her eyes when you finish.  Because she is a goddamn professional!  

Chicks named Lauren are going to cost you many, many $$$. 

Just throwiing it out there.

#929
Yo soy.
Rage would rather not me be here..
 
I kind of think f*ck that guy.

Alright, so where in the hell have you been for the last several years?
#930
You know me, you know my way
You just can't show me, but God I'm praying
That you'll find me, and that you'll see me
That you'll run and never tire
 

Mmm, Desire
 
#931
1 hour ago, Hate said:


Alright, so where in the hell have you been for the last several years?

She's a brick house.

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#932

Dominique and every heavy hitter in Houston at Steak48 tonight for her farewell party. Time to close thread.

#933
10 hours ago, Lobo said:

You bite your tongue!  Sydney Benter is a Saint, you hear me!  Sydney Benter is a saint. 

Lauren Boebert would shoot up the KXAN set for announcing it's "Black History Month" on February 1st.  Sydney, however, takes her glasses off to announce "these just in..." before taking your balls in her mouth while she jerks you off.  Then puts the glasses back on to protect her eyes when you finish.  Because she is a goddamn professional!  

Link?

#934
Dominique and every heavy hitter in Houston at Steak48 tonight for her farewell party. Time to close thread.

Pics or it didn’t happen.
#936
On 10/26/2021 at 8:20 AM, Tylerocks said:

New weather girl starting on Channel 2.

Cute...and Major league yabbos

Caroline Brown

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Fake. 

But fantastic.

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#941
20 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Happy Sign-Off Day to the Queen!

She’ll be back on TV in a year. The social media stuff won’t be enough to feed her ego. 

#942
On 10/26/2021 at 2:56 PM, cabowabo said:

Shall we schedule a simultaneous jerk off session at the appointed time on Friday as a tribute?

And then it got weird.

#946
48 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Put those tits on that blonde…..

 

Dave Chappelle Reaction GIF

A good idea is a good idea.

 

 

#950
On 10/30/2021 at 12:10 PM, Underdog said:

I’m a leg man, her tits are fine by me.  

Niqqi has fantastic legs. 

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