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28 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Old neck.  Would only bang if she wore a turtleneck.

and wore mittens

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37 minutes ago, huge said:

and wore mittens

Yes, something wrong with middle finger on left hand.  I am out.

3 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Old neck.  Would only bang if she wore a turtleneck.

NM

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12 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Yes, something wrong with middle finger on left hand.  I am out.

 Broke that fingernail off in someone's ass

21 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok time for a pallette cleanse. Christine Noel on channel 2 .

Don't care if already posted 

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Sometimes she looks great, sometimes not. It’s the classic Seinfeld scenario. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Focus, dammit. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

A little rude.

 

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On 2/12/2022 at 5:17 PM, cabowabo said:

KVEO 23, the NBC affiliate in Brownsville, has a hot ass weekend anchor.
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To be fair, she’s large enough that she’ll have problems thermo-regulating, so (technically) she’s “always hot”.

 

 

I do not find her attractive, though.

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On 3/20/2022 at 8:11 AM, lilMAC25 said:

To be fair, she’s large enough that she’ll have problems thermo-regulating, so (technically) she’s “always hot”.

 

 

I do not find her attractive, though.

She can move lots of air between those teeth.  So, convective.

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1 hour ago, retread said:

Hannah

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Those headlights point at the traffic, IYKWIM.

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I’d take a bite of that and pray for lockjaw and gridlock. 

19 hours ago, TOR said:

Those headlights point at the traffic, IYKWIM.

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'Way up firm & high' 

-Bob Seger

Nm

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7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Blonde's birthday with Hanna & friends 

 

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

I hope they ordered several platters of cheeseburgers for that table. 

They probably split an M&M.

That’s the birthday girl. Left her job as traffic chick on Fox in DFW couple years ago to try to be a Cowboys’ cheerleader, didn’t make it. 

Seems like kind of a down grade from traffic girl to Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, and if she didn't make it as a cheerleader then she must have zero dancing ability

I will volunteer my services to these young ladies to help their dancing skills. I can also show them how to do split squats, Romanian deadlfts, and glute bridges to improve their stick-leg syndromes. 

Apparently, Leggies McGee does not have the night off.  Or does she?  

26 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Tiktok's that make you think of surly...

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Like Milana V, she only got the job because of her professional presentation skills and elocution. Respect her as a professional boys. 

2 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Tiktok's that make you think of surly...

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdHkDeP3/

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Like Milana V, she only got the job because of her professional presentation skills and elocution. Respect her as a professional boys. 

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Tiktoks

 

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Meh, blame the autocorrect on my phone and laziness to not fix it afterward

On 3/31/2022 at 2:56 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Her mom has run the Tx St Strutters probably since their inception. 

*Slutters

Caught the evening news at the gym the other day. Highlight of the show was Natalie Hee.

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Cute as a button, Longhorn, big Astros fan. She's right up a decent portion of Surly's alley!

On 4/5/2022 at 10:14 AM, Vito Andolini said:


1. no way her last husband married her without an iron clad prenup ?

2. Wonder how much she was making at kprc ?

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


1. no way her last husband married her without an iron clad prenumb ?

2. Wonder how much she was making at kprc ?

Prenumb?  For his ah-noos?

Also, I don’t see the logic in an older guy with money marrying someone younger that’s 100% going to end in divorce

yes I know pussy, but every woman has one and there’s a younger, better looking one around the corner 

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28 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Caught the evening news at the gym the other day. Highlight of the show was Natalie Hee.

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Cute as a button, Longhorn, big Astros fan. She's right up a decent portion of Surly's alley!

Definitely would have been wheelhouse back in the day. 

She can haz cheezburgr? Or 20?

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