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A couple of weeks late... But this is a Christmas I'd like to wake up to.
 

She’s the new Fox 26 anchor? I thought she looked a lot better on IG and Twitter than on the air. She’s pretty and all, but disappointed that Houston can’t pull better talent.
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36 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Nothing says I'm a strong woman more than eating Whataburger. 🙄.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnP3jziN4Kk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

Wife's instagram is filled with these strong role models and their amazing feats.

 

 

 


😂😂😂

she’s going have to go up an age group or two, on her next husband / ‘true love’ 

Nothing says I'm a strong woman more than eating Whataburger. [emoji849].
 
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Wife's instagram is filled with these strong role models and their amazing feats.
 
 
 

Ugh so stressful work days. Glad she can RELAX and hopefully unwind tonight after downing that single patty cheeseburger
9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Here's some JRey from last month. Cameraman failed us on the first pic. 

 

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Such a talent.  And more importantly, such a role model for young girls to grow up to be strong and independent. 

I feel it necessary to keep the Robin Gwenn train rolling on page 27.

 

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17 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Nothing says I'm a strong woman more than eating Whataburger. 🙄.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnP3jziN4Kk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

Wife's instagram is filled with these strong role models and their amazing feats.

 

 

 

98% chance she just took a bite of someone else's burger and fries and will now go to the bathroom and purge. 

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

I feel it necessary to keep the Robin Gwenn train rolling on page 27.

 

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I feel it necessary to keep the Robin Gwenn train rolling on page 27.
 
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Is she pregnant in that first pic?

I would apply impregnation to her in all of the pics.

On 1/12/2023 at 9:14 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

She’s having way to much fun eating a cold Whataburger and fries. 

Well duh, your WB would be cold too if some guy let it sit in his truck forever before you stole it

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J Ray is 42. What’s the over under on when she gets put out to sugar daddy pasture? She’s still looking good and no doubt gives up the pooper but I’ll say 5 more years tops. Would be hell of a run. HOF worthy.

J Ray is 42. What’s the over under on when she gets put out to sugar daddy pasture? She’s still looking good and no doubt gives up the pooper but I’ll say 5 more years tops. Would be hell of a run. HOF worthy.

She’s still got a few great years in her. But she’ll have to put in quite a few years before she’s able to match the OG Houston news hottie!cefe2b8f84a7622b9a301d5ad1b0b2fe.jpg
On 11/11/2022 at 3:09 AM, texasjacket said:

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2, 1, 3, 4

1 hour ago, GoPokes83 said:


She’s still got a few great years in her. But she’ll have to put in quite a few years before she’s able to match the OG Houston news hottie!cefe2b8f84a7622b9a301d5ad1b0b2fe.jpg

Who's that cougar

31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

2, 1, 3, 4

The bartender at 3?

35 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

The bartender at 3?

No you dipshit

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I didn't even see the bartender until you pointed him out.

 

do I have to cross out the zebra, too?

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On 1/13/2023 at 10:06 AM, smuggs said:

I feel it necessary to keep the Robin Gwenn train rolling on page 27.

 

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I’ll never understand that some guys think that fat women are attractive.  I guess beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.  

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Yeah, and you’d beholden a lot with that one.

45 minutes ago, HouTex said:

I’ll never understand that some guys think that fat women are attractive.  I guess beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.  

Like 90% of it is the titties. 

48 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Like 90% of it is the titties. 

My theory is that those guys believe that any sex is better than no sex.  The guys that fuck fat women have limited options.  Duh, if they could they would be with attractive women.  So they must boost the attractiveness of fat chicks to salvage a little self esteem.  In my day, if you fucked a fat chick you were given horrible grief.  

12 hours ago, HouTex said:

My theory is that those guys believe that any sex is better than no sex.  The guys that fuck fat women have limited options.  Duh, if they could they would be with attractive women.  So they must boost the attractiveness of fat chicks to salvage a little self esteem.  In my day, if you fucked a fat chick you were given horrible grief.  

My analysis is that guys who develop theories about other guys' fucking proclivities are likely not as interested in women as they might think/proclaim that they are. And that's fine.

But I'm a chubby chaser, not a psychologist.

 

 

18 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


She’s still got a few great years in her. But she’ll have to put in quite a few years before she’s able to match the OG Houston news hottie!cefe2b8f84a7622b9a301d5ad1b0b2fe.jpg

Ah yes, longtime fan of Melissa.  She's got at least 2 kids I think and doesn't usually dress skimpily. Definitely MILFy and since she went to Baylor, you know she just has to have a naughty side to her. 

 

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ah yes, longtime fan of Melissa.  She's got at least 2 kids I think and doesn't usually dress skimpily. Definitely MILFy and since she went to Baylor, you know she just has to have a naughty side to her. 

 

If she's into killing stray cats then I'm out.

9 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

If she's into killing stray cats then I'm out.

That's not what I meant.  Or murdering teammates, or any of the Briles stuff either 

And here I thought I was the only one who liked Melissa Wilson.  And while we're on the subject of Fox 26, Sally Macdonald is sneaky cute herself.  Saw her at an Astros game and she's a tall drink of water.

If she's into killing stray cats then I'm out.
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She's not pointing at where the leg equipment is located 

On 1/15/2023 at 7:02 PM, HouTex said:

My theory is that those guys believe that any sex is better than no sex.  The guys that fuck fat women have limited options.  Duh, if they could they would be with attractive women.  So they must boost the attractiveness of fat chicks to salvage a little self esteem.  In my day, if you fucked a fat chick you were given horrible grief.  

Little late joining in on this but while I agree with everything you typed, I’d just like to offer up one quick rebuttal. Have you ever met people from Surly? I feel like the tailgates are probably being monitored by the fbi for rounding up numerous pedophiles and potential incel terrorists. There are some really terrifying-looking males skulking around at those things. They’re likely going to take whatever they can get, chub gluttons included. 

Fuck that shit. We’re all rich, ripped, face-jocks and you know it.

It's the age old debate..fat vs thick. There is a very big difference. Too many guys consider a thick woman fat..just because. Knowing damn well they would hit it.

 

Wife follows these two for fashion advice. I wouldn't consider either one of those to be fat. But Surly would.

https://www.instagram.com/onelifeandstyle/

https://www.instagram.com/shelbstales/

2nd one says she is 5'6", 155lbs. 

I would be like 'Bob the Nailer' on both. 

 

That may be a little too thick for you, but that is not fat. 

 

This is fat.

https://www.instagram.com/thedoctorbae/

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Little late joining in on this but while I agree with everything you typed, I’d just like to offer up one quick rebuttal. Have you ever met people from Surly? I feel like the tailgates are probably being monitored by the fbi for rounding up numerous pedophiles and potential incel terrorists. There are some really terrifying-looking males skulking around at those things. They’re likely going to take whatever they can get, chub gluttons included. 

...and that's just the owner of the site!

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

It's the age old debate..fat vs thick. There is a very big difference. Too many guys consider a thick woman fat..just because. Knowing damn well they would hit it.

 

Wife follows these two for fashion advice. I wouldn't consider either one of those to be fat. 

https://www.instagram.com/onelifeandstyle/

https://www.instagram.com/shelbstales/

2nd one says she is 5'6", 155lbs. 

I would be like 'Bob the Nailer' on both. 

 

That may be a little too thick for you, but that is not fat. 

 

This is fat.

https://www.instagram.com/thedoctorbae/

It was more a chance to do a drive by at Surlyites. Those women you linked to don’t look fat to me, except the actual fat one. The second one is pretty damned hot. 

That reporter has hang down over her bikini top and in the other photos looks like 10 pounds of meat stuffed into a 5 pound sack, but I get it. 

On 1/15/2023 at 2:59 PM, GoPokes83 said:


She’s still got a few great years in her. But she’ll have to put in quite a few years before she’s able to match the OG Houston news hottie!cefe2b8f84a7622b9a301d5ad1b0b2fe.jpg

That's the laziest photoshop of all time or her arm is mangled and her carpenter was on acid. 

12 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

It's the age old debate..fat vs thick. There is a very big difference. Too many guys consider a thick woman fat..just because. Knowing damn well they would hit it.

 

Wife follows these two for fashion advice. I wouldn't consider either one of those to be fat. But Surly would.

https://www.instagram.com/onelifeandstyle/

https://www.instagram.com/shelbstales/

2nd one says she is 5'6", 155lbs. 

I would be like 'Bob the Nailer' on both. 

 

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15 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Little late joining in on this but while I agree with everything you typed, I’d just like to offer up one quick rebuttal. Have you ever met people from Surly? I feel like the tailgates are probably being monitored by the fbi for rounding up numerous pedophiles and potential incel terrorists. There are some really terrifying-looking males skulking around at those things. They’re likely going to take whatever they can get, chub gluttons included. 

I resemble that remark. 

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