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Not one of the young hotties posted on here but still a very attractive woman in the DFW scene. Very much in the comfort food range. I'd do more than just cuddle with her.

 

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56 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Not one of the young hotties posted on here but still a very attractive woman in the DFW scene. Very much in the comfort food range. I'd do more than just cuddle with her.

 

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Looks like Julia Ann 

On 9/12/2023 at 5:52 PM, Lat22 said:

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she should sell her panties 

lot of pervs would buy them 

On 9/13/2023 at 7:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:


she should sell her panties 

lot of pervs would buy them 

You're assuming she wears them.  I like to think that she doesn't.

12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

You're assuming she wears them.  I like to think that she doesn't.

I'd take one for the team and volunteer to verify

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

What did she mean by that? 🤔

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5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

What did she mean by that? 🤔

She means she forgot her red panties so she's not wearing any

On 9/13/2023 at 7:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:


she should sell her panties 

lot of pervs would buy them 

Don't call me a perv. 

On 9/28/2023 at 6:57 AM, TexasMan said:

 

What did she mean by that? 🤔

She forgot about the pink part on the inside

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Forgot one

Giddy up
 
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Little tight on the belly and loose in the crotch.
59 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


Little tight on the belly and loose in the crotch.

That sounds like my ex girlfriend 

On 9/30/2023 at 9:04 PM, Lat22 said:

Giddy up

 

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She needs mutilple double cheeseburgers and fries.

36 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

She needs mutilple double cheeseburgers and fries.

Yea she isn't really doing it for me anymore 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yea she isn't really doing it for me anymore 

Fair enough.  Let's cleanse the palate with some more Fernanda.

 

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19 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Fair enough.  Let's cleanse the palate with some more Fernanda.

 

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Haven't checked if she's been posted yet,  but Fox4 DFW has a new spinner from Waco.

Paige Ellenberger 

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On 9/7/2023 at 11:36 AM, ztejas said:

Why is her face a different color than her body?

She has a face? Let me watch again. 

29 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Wonder what kind of bitch she is according to her hat

Ends in a Y, I'll go with "Horny"

Haven't checked if she's been posted yet,  but Fox4 DFW has a new spinner from Waco.
Paige Ellenberger 
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Kinda miss the days when a good set of bolt on’s were pretty much standard equipment for female newscasters.
On 9/30/2023 at 9:04 PM, Lat22 said:

Giddy up

 

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They forgot to install the hips on that model.

Romi Bean in Denver went from Bronco cheerleader to sports lead on tv. She has some redeeming qualities 

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4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Pos rep'd, but need more pics for....evaluation purposes.

Are you familiar with "Google"?

Are you familiar with "Google"?

I’ll help a brotha out! But be warned, for every A, there’s a B
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Just now, GoPokes83 said:


I’ll help a brotha out! But be warned, for every A, there’s a B
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I saw that one yesterday...I think her posting it herself shows she doesn't take herself too seriously 

I saw that one yesterday...I think her posting it herself shows she doesn't take herself too seriously 

It’s squarely from the Jennifer Lawrence “I’m super hot but can also make myself quirky and relatable” camp. The corollary is “No, you’ll still never have me but at least when you jerk it to me you won’t think I’m stuck up. Toodles!”
On 10/4/2023 at 11:34 PM, GoPokes83 said:


Kinda miss the days when a good set of bolt on’s were pretty much standard equipment for female newscasters.

Nope.  I'll take real Bs over fake DDs seven days a week and twice on Saturday.

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Take it easy Elton 

 

 

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Could these be taken any further away?

Look, I'm not usually a Surly, "I only bang 11's" asshole.  Her face is 4 or 5 rungs below her body at least.  Its kind of a shame.

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Could these be taken any further away?

Look, I'm not usually a Surly, "I only bang 11's" asshole.  Her face is 4 or 5 rungs below her body at least.  Its kind of a shame.

Some positions are made for this situation.

9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Could these be taken any further away?

Look, I'm not usually a Surly, "I only bang 11's" asshole.  Her face is 4 or 5 rungs below her body at least.  Its kind of a shame.

 

 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Could these be taken any further away?

Look, I'm not usually a Surly, "I only bang 11's" asshole.  Her face is 4 or 5 rungs below her body at least.  Its kind of a shame.

Double bagger, bag on her head and one on yours, just in case hers breaks. 

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